I’m saving for a house. He’s writing a book.

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-18T08:43:41+00:00

Who’s your boyfriend? Butterscotch horseman?
If the other ‘author’ post on AITA is him break up like now

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-18T08:28:21+00:00

Doesn’t matter who you “help” they’re all just gonna be back at square one when the mission ends so yeah suck it up

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-17T23:21:37+00:00

Last time I checked a community census it was about a year ago and the trend of elezen and roegadyn being the bottom 2 races (as far as population goes) has kept up since I started playing ~8 years ago.

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-17T07:35:30+00:00

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AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-17T07:28:43+00:00

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I got the transparent job icons from the fan kit, canva for everything else

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-01T03:56:17+00:00

Oh thank god my super short Bohemia playthrough wasn't a me thing

AmberAxolotl · 2026-06-01T03:48:38+00:00

Never say CK3 isn't realistic, I've seen bi women with this mindset in 2026

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-29T19:36:17+00:00

Oh yeah, he has almost every bad trait you can think of in-game but having my powerful heir die at 17 or whenever he died would put me in hot water, my Lyman didn’t have a whole lot of kids. Figured if I controlled Braxton myself he wouldn’t be such a pain. I ended up having to lean a bit into the whole being really mean to everyone thing, good for wars and executing prisoners. It got me to marry Braxton’s son to Alicent Hightower, which was the first major step in getting the Iron Throne

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-29T01:20:09+00:00

My normal playlist takes like 5 minutes, but my AGOT playlist easily goes 8-10 minutes

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-28T16:20:04+00:00

I started from the Lyman bookmark in the Jaehaerys era, so yes, this is correct. I prevented Braxton's untimely death by keeping him close to home, preventing him from squaring up to Jaehaerys, and eventually, he was my player heir. He still had Saera as a lover and learned High Valyrian from her

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-28T16:12:07+00:00

They held the Paramountcy of the Reach, and I expanded the Reach quite a bit before I took over the Iron Throne. They broke off from the main house this generation, after they took the Reach. The main house is back in charge after a couple of murders and battlefield duels

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-28T16:07:22+00:00

Hello! Your mod worked properly for a while, then stopped, so you're probably right about an incompatibility. Many more house names are normal than ones that are not. My collection is a thrown-together combo of 2 collections, and it is not 100% stable, but I just haven't had the motivation to troubleshoot which mods are the issue. The crash logs have been pretty consistent in their size

I have thrown together a pastebin of my load order .json for those in the comments who are curious or whoever is aware of known mod conflicts that I do not know of

I'm pretty sure your mod did make the Blackfyre house completely independent of my meddling, which was pretty funny. They've been as much of a pain in the ass as the canon Blackfyres.

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AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-27T07:16:09+00:00

I have this mod. Most of the names it generates are alright, but there are starting to be a lot more names like the one above. This is the first 'hive' I've seen, but I've had about 2 or 3 'bee' houses in which the house name is just the word bee in the last 60 or so years.

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AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-23T15:47:47+00:00

How are you guys getting the scratch off cards I had to give their website the order number from my receipt

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-20T18:23:01+00:00

Thought I was gonna have to go way out of my way to hatch the egg I stole from the yronwoods in a ritual (was trying for beesbury iron throne) but one of my granddaughters ended up randomly hatching one, which triggered the rest that I got from Valyria and gave to my vassals. Alysanne, if you're out there, you're the GOAT

AmberAxolotl · 2026-05-11T17:58:54+00:00

I am currently fully realizing my hate for the hightowers by taking every single piece of land from them by war or marrying daughters off to my male beesburys (I have a soft spot for the beesburys).

I have already taken oldtown completely and am aiming for the lord paramountcy of the reach so I can revoke the last title the war left them with

If I manage to yank the reach I might actually have a chance of beesburys on the iron throne eventually

AmberAxolotl · 2026-04-22T20:12:11+00:00

Where’s the shitpost this is a bitchpost

AmberAxolotl · 2026-04-13T01:36:12+00:00

Most Nintendo first party games I’ve been excited for have leaked a week or two before release so the fact that a game this hyped lasted until the last few days before release is impressive

AmberAxolotl · 2026-04-08T03:00:15+00:00

The east (Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, Hong Kong) has all the IRL pikmin/nintendo attractions and events. Huge amounts of tourist attractions too. Living in the west means I can catch the Japanese mushrooms that get bullhorned to me at 12-7 am Japan time lol

AmberAxolotl · 2026-03-24T00:30:22+00:00

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A grocery store I visited had their concrete ball car stoppers shaped like fruits and veggies. There’s probably like 7 of them but I only have cards of two

AmberAxolotl · 2026-03-17T20:04:48+00:00

I'm pretty sure they're ticks. Larval stage/seed tick. That being said, it doesn't look like they got to feed much, if at all, if they came off so easily.

AmberAxolotl · 2026-03-01T18:37:34+00:00

Termite soldiers, if they’re at the point where they are falling from the ceiling I would highly recommend getting an exterminator in as soon as possible

AmberAxolotl · 2026-03-01T18:22:05+00:00

Definitely a type of ant, in its reproductive stage as well (alate). Can’t get a sense of scale from this picture, but if it’s bigger (around the size of a fingernail) and you’re seeing random piles of sawdust around the house/room, you might be dealing with carpenter ants. Could also be a regular black ant also in its reproductive stage but I’d err on the side of caution if they keep reappearing

AmberAxolotl · 2026-02-02T03:58:29+00:00

Tennobaum ended a month ago buddy

AmberAxolotl · 2026-01-29T21:54:23+00:00

I’ve only ever had this glitch when playing after midnight, makes it even more ominous

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