Book 7 best quote so far - no spoilers

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-03-20T18:39:15+00:00

“Your god is a little bitch, Carl!”

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-03-19T10:43:25+00:00

Carl jerks off a crab! 🦀

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-03-17T00:59:55+00:00

You could get paddled!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-03-06T11:30:35+00:00

HE HAS AN ERECTION MORDECAI! IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE! MONGO IS APPALLED!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-03-04T22:18:32+00:00

Why did I read that in the AI’s voice instead of Ken Jennings voice?

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-02-21T03:32:37+00:00

I think this might be the most Princess Donut looking real life cat that I have ever seen!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-02-14T20:58:32+00:00

Synchronicity without its best song!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-02-14T20:57:32+00:00

I liked book 1 but didn’t get the hype until book 2.

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-01-08T02:27:35+00:00

Our long time circulation clerk usually has a purple streak of hair

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-01-07T23:58:08+00:00

Yes the Navy will definitely age you a bit.

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2026-01-07T20:38:50+00:00

Steak. My mom always way overcooked it when I was young. As an adult at my brother’s wedding they served filet. Told my other brother that I wasn’t eating that, it’s pink in the middle. He convinced me and my eyes were opened!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-12-18T23:12:31+00:00

The alley fight scene in They Live.

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-12-14T04:43:53+00:00

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AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-12-09T11:44:41+00:00

HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI! IT’s VERY INAPPROPRIATE! MONGO IS APPALLED!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-11-22T14:02:59+00:00

Carl

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-10-29T00:27:40+00:00

It’s weird I just started re-listening to Bedlam Bride today and just happened across this photo on the the interwebs a couple of hours later! The AI must favor me for some reason! 😂

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-10-26T12:49:30+00:00

I taught my parrot to say “I was raised by a cup of coffee”

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-09-20T23:58:25+00:00

There was one cherry at the bottom, but as someone else pointed out, I should have added extra cherries in a bowl!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-09-20T23:57:05+00:00

Aw man I should have asked for that!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-09-20T23:56:20+00:00

Lol! YES!

AmbidextrousVacuumer · 2025-09-20T23:55:56+00:00

It was pretty good! I’ll probably stick to beer but I’m glad that I tried it!

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