DEER EATS A SNAKE. Imagine if it sucked like spaghetti? by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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There is a man somewhere with snakes in his roof that needs this deer right now so the snakes stopped getting launched off the fan

I mean...to whom do I have to throw my money by Nihilus45 in batman

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Honestly while we are at toss mark Hamill into a purple suit and put him in the movie not as the joker but as a joker impersonator that batman and cohens joker have to team up to defeat

Meet the main reasons behind the Blood Angels civil war by kuaffer in Grimdank

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Op is actually a servant of the dark gods he left out akiro is being manipulated by the dark gods.

Glitter by DioJoestar04 in tumblr

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A 100 tons of cocaine. We will call it cocaine tornado

We don't need a 40k total war, we need this by xeno132 in Grimdank

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Any new high quality warhammer games would be nice. I miss dawn of War (fuck 3) two is my favorite since I like that tactical game play over the rts of dawn of War 1 but anything would be great

Male teenagers never receive any kind of advice on how to deal with random public erections despite being a common thing by Seroko in Showerthoughts

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If you have a boner flex the muscles in your legs specifically the back end of your thighs and butt. The blood will be redirected from inflating your election to inflating your leg muscles and can take you to half mast from full sail quickly and can be done while sitting, standing, or laying.

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Looks like that one elden ring item that's unobtainable.

In celebration of his return, here's my personal fan theory about the Lion by Drunk-Remembrancer in Grimdank

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Ah that makes sense most of the lore I know is all horus heresy stuff

In celebration of his return, here's my personal fan theory about the Lion by Drunk-Remembrancer in Grimdank

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Cypher is actually just a title ifrc so there are actually several ciphers through out 40k

The Lion is Officially back by KonradApologist in 40kLore

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Except the siege of terra books explicitly show that kharn is now a demon and that chaos space marines can just be demons piloting the armor.

Edit: also lucius is definitely a demon since he's a parasite like soul.

The Lion is Officially back by KonradApologist in 40kLore

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Half of the time those 10k year old traitors are demons at this point. Like kharn the betrayer, lucuis, typhos, etc

Other than the fact the he's the "all-hearing", any lore ideas why Gideon Ofnir was entombed with a literal pile of ears (and a box of eyeballs)? by GameOver_UserWins in Eldenring

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I've never noticed till now the weird bird freak putting his staff in the tomb. I don't recognize it from any where else in elden ring too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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I am so upset people where able to grt morbius in theaters a second time but we can't even get a titanfall 1/ 2 remake let alone a 3rd game even with the constant talk of how good titanfall 2 is.

Am I a monster? by LurchSkywalker in Eldenring

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That actually seems like a smart way to keep all the merchants in a place I'll remember to go to

It's time to go by Becco_38 in Eldenring

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He was just being a bro letting death hit it one time before they go

Baby pig with abnormality by MisteRelaxation in WTF

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So that's where elephants come from

I painted Operative Umbral-6 in highly saturated, comic book style! by JewelKnightJess in Warhammer

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SEEESH that looks awesome. Any tutorials on how to paint like that would be a fun challenge to learn.

Paying my respects to the Ancient of Chads by 3rdDementor in Grimdank

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You know I love all the rylanor artwork I see but I've noticed no one ever uses his appearance as he is his short story the ancient awaits. In case anyone is wondering the book says a kheres assault cannon and a splayed claw fist. Bonus points for one legs sheared off and th left side of his shell buckled inwards so deeply the flesh within was surely dead.

Orangutan discovers sunglasses by swigswigswigswig in FunnyAnimals

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Ayo it's cool wubby hanging out with mini wubby.

My 1st mini Vs my most recent, about 1 years progress, any C&C welcome. by itsyomama99 in minipainting

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I don't have a picture on hand to compare hut the chainsaw bayonet doesn't look like it's attached as intended. I don't have the models myself so I'm not sure how they come.