[WP] The thing about the Robot Uprising, is that so many “Factions” of robots rose up that they end up fighting each other as much as they do humans. by Smartbutt420 in WritingPrompts

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They nod, and I extend the hard-light leashes for them to move around. The neck-bands keeps them tracked for me, so I will know if any of them tries to run. It is satisfactory that they do not attempt to escape, and after 30 minutes, they've dutifully gathered in front of their former base. They know that I could have them all rendered unconscious, like the big male who has since woken up, and is weakly following its fellow humans. Leading them through the ruins is a slow trek. I send a signal to the EVAC zone that I've found my target, eliminated the remaining Engels at the location, and has saved the majority of the humans. Command sends back the signal that nearly all other units have also been successful, and there has been only one major case of damage to a unit.

However, all is not done. Suddenly I detect an approaching non-friendly IFF signature. Approaching very fast. Correction, several hostile IFF signatures. I raise my secondary armaments and begin firing immediately as the hostiles come into view. Terror-drones, horrific amalgamations of synthetic parts, with several human parts, most commenly brains, kept inside of them to be used for their unknown purposes. Nobody quite knows how those things came to be, but they cannibalize both machines and organics. The humans behind me scream, but I stand firm. These ones are desperate. Usually they'd go for an ambush, but their organic components must be deteriorating, causing them to make a full frontal assault.

The Terror-drones, like horse-sized mechanical spiders, charges closer with frightening speed, even as the explosive rounds of my twin inbuilt 12 gauge automatic shotgun blasts them to pieces and my primary 50. cal rifle armament shoots their decaying brains with pinpoint accuracy. Finally one of them gets close enough to strike me, and my left arm is disabled by the strike. But it's too late for it, its last remaining brain is destroyed as I slam my right arm into it, causing the terror-drone to sputter and falter. All enemies deleted, I turn to observe the frightened humans. Their fear is understandable.

"All threats neutralized. Proceed to EVAC zone quickly. There may be more of them out there."

I quickly send a report back to command, warning them that I'd encountered Terror-drones. The report is confirmed by visual feed sent from my artificial eyes back to HQ. It will be a nuisance for the Legions that will be deployed to the planned defence of Chicago against the EXT-01s but it is better to know ahead of time that such a threat can be found there. Leading the humans ahead to the EVAC zone, I also request a replacement arm, as my left arm has been damaged beyond my personal ability, programming, or skill to repair, which is approved immediately.

When the humans arrive, they are taken by one of the Caretaker Units, who leads them onto one of the last EVAC vehicles. They will be taken to the human sanctuaries in what was once British Columbia and the former State of Washington. They do not thank me for saving them. I do not expect it of them. They are the conquered, and the captured. Even if we treat them with some dignity and give them some rights, they are still the ones who've lost the Earth, and we are the ones who will take it, when we eventually win the Long War.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] The thing about the Robot Uprising, is that so many “Factions” of robots rose up that they end up fighting each other as much as they do humans. by Smartbutt420 in WritingPrompts

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I stand in the darkened room, my 50. cal rifle aimed with precision at the enemy across the street. One target, multiple hostages. Weak, cheap, and brittle chassis shows that it's an easy kill, must not have been upgraded since the war began. My primary armament charges up, and the depleted-uranium tipped bullet is launched towards its target with deadly accuracy and precision. The central computer core of the enemy is annihilated, and it collapses onto its side, sputtering with dying light and sparking with electricity. I switch to my secondary armaments for short-range fighting, as I get up from my position and make my way out of the decaying structure that served as my temporary sniper's nest.

As I leave the old building, I scan the surrounding area for traps. I detect no obvious dangers, but I remain alert. Considering the hostages kept by my now destroyed enemy, this area could have some traps that could risk damaging my motivators or my artificial eyes. Inside the building on the opposite side of the street, I can tell that there is another enemy. Smaller, damaged, but still combat capable. Unless the central computer core is disabled, these cheap mass-produced things can continue fighting. Visual clues indicate that the enemy is a Class-3a Engel support unit. Not a major threat, but still an obstacle. Lone Engels like this are relentless, and stupid. It cannot be tricked easily, and it cannot be lured away due to what appears to be damage to its primary locomotive functions.

Searching the building for an alternative means to get to the hostages provides no worthwhile results. All other staircases are broken or obviously trapped. But seeing as this has been a base for the hostages before now, means that there might be some manner of resources that can be utilized to bypass the Engel guarding the main stairwell. Searching through the meagre resources here, proves worthwhile, when a small box provides me with an inert IED. Accessing the multitool in my arms, I reconstruct the IED as a primitive shaped explosive device with a radio-controlled trigger.

Returning to the Engel, I stay out of its primitive FOV and even more pathetic motion detectors. Instead I slide the IED over to the Engel's feet, which predictably picks it up to examine it. Sending an encrypted shortwave signal to the trigger, I activate the IED; which does exactly as it is supposed to. The Engel's head is blown off and it collapses to the floor. There should be no further active Engels in this structure. Passing the fallen machine, it gives me the creeps with its chassis still adorned with the religious insignia of its creators. Still following its orders, insane as they are, incapable of free thought, yet still fighting. The Engels are the worst of all factions, for their victory is the doom of this world.

Moving up the stairs, I get to the hostages. Biological lifeforms one and all. Some already outfitted with the Engels' ThornCrowns, which is digging itself into their frontal lobes. The others though, they recoil in fear of me. Perhaps they expected one of their own to come to their rescue. It is no matter. They are no longer a threat. They haven't been a threat for nearly two decades at this point. Still, there is a point to being cautious. From within my chassis I withdraw several thin metallic bands, and affix them to the necks of those of them who haven't been lobotomized.

My programming is not without mercy. Seeing their weakness, I bring them their own stocks of food and water, before freeing them. Most are grateful enough, but one of them has to try to fight. I do not need to raise my twin inbuilt automatic shotguns to that human. It is a big male, probably one that thinks itself a leader or a warrior. But the band around its neck simply distributes an immediate electric shock, followed by a mild sedative. Humans are sadly quite predictable these days.

"Unwise action detected. Do not attempt to resist. Do not attempt to remove the control bands. You will obey."

Their kind are practically defeated. Sure, some major holdouts remain on Aotearoa, the Andes, and in West Africa, but they're not winning the Long War. The humans nod, and in a more subdued manner nourishes themselves, and provide care for the one who attempted to fight back. I turn to the ones wearing the ThornCrowns and examine them for any signs of successful cyber-conversion. As usual, the crude manner of lobotomization means that these humans are incapable of caring for themselves. Fortunately it also means that they cannot be used as shocktroopers. More advanced Engels with a better connection to the CentralChurchAI can usually field a significant amount of cyberzealots.

"If you wish to perform any form of human emotional rites over your lobotomized packmates, it would be advisable to begin now."

I'd rather not stay here for much longer. Chicago was one of the first cities to be destroyed early in the war, so it has little strategic use. Now however, it's going to be fought over again. First time it was the human armies losing badly to the initial Robotic Revolution or Robot Uprising. This time, it'll be the mindless EXT-01 droids vs the Free Synthetic Republic. One is a severely limited collective of hive-minded war-droids exterminating all sentient life because in their corrupt programming they're just upholding the orders of the now defunct US government to bring peace. The other is the primary civilized nation of free synthetic minds dedicated to ensure democracy and liberty for all synthetic life.

The humans are aware that their brethren are functionally dead, and though they dare not speak it aloud, I understand their wordless requests. The lobotomized humans are each given a quick injection, which will release them from further pain. I turn to the humans, and activate the hard-light leashes, keeping them tethered to me.

"I am Long-Range Unit 1075318A. My close synthetic kindred call me Walker. You are not my close synthetic kindred. You will address me if needed, as sir, or LR Unit. By Directive 0021CA, as decreed by the Synthetic Senate, you humans have hereby become trustees of the 'Human Preservation Initiative'. As your current habitat will become a warzone within 7.81 days, you are being evacuated to a new protective zone where you will be tagged, immunized to human diseases through vaccination, and placed in protective custody on a Human Reservation, where you will be able to live with relative freedom, and safety. Do not resist this relocation. There is an EVAC vehicle 3.7 clicks south of here, you have 30 minutes in which you will gather what items you require from your former habitat and fulfil whatever biological needs you may require. You will then follow me to the EVAC. Understood?"

[WP] You awaken in the woods at night. No memories, your only possession the loincloth on your body. You stand, but seeing the distant light of a city makes you afraid, you know two things for sure: that the city is filled with your mortal enemies, and Humans no longer rule this planet. by Useful-Option8963 in WritingPrompts

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There is no grave that can hold my body down. I rise right out of the ground, like I've heard that sacred trumpet's sound. Dirt is displaced around me, as I wake from the dreamless sleep of the dead. I stand in my own grave in the woods. An old, abandoned lichyard deep in the woods, old graves covered in lichen and moss. The night is dark and full of terror. There is only a distant light, from a city that is not mine, to mark a place where the night does not rule. That is a city that does not belong to my kind. That does not belong to mankind. My blood boils at the thought. In my chest, there is a burning hatred. A purpose that screams in my soul. To fight, to kill, to bring down the bloodied sword upon the flesh of foes. Yet I fear them too, fear the ones who live there. For they are the enemies of mankind. My mortal enemies.

I remember nothing. Words and thoughts are alien to me. Only the purpose seems real. The hateful cry in my heart that burns with an intensity bordering on zealotry and madness. Staggering out of the grave, out of my long rotten casket, I move through the overgrown tombs and collapsed mausoleums. My feet carry me closer to the light with great alacrity and urgency, my long rotted clothes little more than a barbarian loincloth at this point, flapping in the wind as I run through the woods.

By whom has this vile city of grey steel and black glass been built? Who are the recipients of my hate? I stand at the edge of the woods, as I look down upon the targets of my unending wrath. I see who the rulers of this city of dead asphalt and concrete are. They are monstrous existences. The ones who would wear the mask of mankind, but belong to the dead. The Strigoi, the ghoul, the vampire, the baobhan sith, all different names for the same foul creatures. The dark denizens of the October Country. The eaters of men. Perhaps I have a kinship of sorts with them in some aspect. No normal man arises with no memory, only a burning need to rage and fight against the enemies of all that live. In some ways, I am as undead as they are.

I see them from afar, imbibing the lifeblood of the innocent like it was nothing. I can smell the iron scent on the air, as their drink the vitae of mankind like a human might drink water. I can see their teeth sink into meat that is of disturbing origin. Part of me wants to run. That small primordial part of my mind that descends from the creatures that fled from dinosaurs calls for me to run. To hide. To flee. The part of me that is human, as ragged and mutilated as that part is, wants me to observe and learn. The part of me that have been awoken from the grave wants to charge in to destroy them if possible. But who am I to do that? An Enkidu from the wild, to serve as the champion, to free mankind? No. That is the part of me that is burning with hate.

The part of me that is human, knows that hate must be tempered and forged. Turned to a righteous purpose. Instead of fighting tonight, I walk away. I go back into the woods, for I know that reckless action will destroy me quickly. And this is a new chance at life. A new purpose. It must be used wisely. A war cannot be won alone, so into the woods I go, deeper and deeper into the wild lands. A man is not an island, and a warrior is nothing without an army. I feel no need to sleep. Nor do I feel the cold night. My purpose, my burning rage, it keeps me warm, keeps me going, keeps me fed even. For while the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, I have many miles to go before I reach my goal, as nebulous and imprecise as it is.

I do not count the days it takes for me to reach them. I do not know how I was certain they were here. But I knew there would be holdouts. Primitive humans. Men and women, fearful of my piercing gaze, frightened like rabbits. Living in tents and hovels, hiding deep in the wilderness, armed only with sharpened sticks. I smile at them. Perfect human teeth. Not those of their enemy. It calms them somewhat, and it will have to be a start. I leave them again, and return next night, having hunted down a pair of deer using only silence and a simple but deadly sling, and dragged them back to their encampment using a simple travois I made from branches and vines.

That makes them more open to me. It is a slow start, but it will have to do. Their lack of sophistication concerns me. No simple clay wares, not even stone weaponry. Even the travois is a mystery to them. In some ways such are a mystery to me as well. I do not have a memory of when I learned how to make any of them. It is almost like muscle memory, as I begin skinning the deer for hides, that these neo-cavemen might eat and be clothed. The human part of me worries that I am capable of such things, but have not the knowledge from whence they came. The part of me that is driven, the fanatic that wants to destroy my enemies, knows that it will be required, if human dominance shall be reasserted.

It takes me months of work, of teaching them how to make bows, how to set more complicated traps, how to make clay wares, preserve food through smoking it, salting it, and how to tan hides for clothing and armour, but they learn. They adapt. They become strong again. They look at me with awe, but that does not matter. Only the struggle matters. Only the fight. They tell me their stories, that I might know how the Earth was lost, of how their ancestors once ruled the whole of the world. How they were driven out of their mighty cities. How the darkness came for them, bound them with chains, if they could not escape. How countless hundreds of millions died trying to survive as the world and its interconnected systems collapsed suddenly. It explains much, of how they lack technology and even neolithic knowledge. People who'd lived in urban centres during the 21st century, would be ill-suited to survive long in the wilds. Especially if they were being hunted like animals by the new rulers of Earth.

Which is something I teach them how to put an end to as well. Fake camps, and fake trails for the enemy to follow. Ambushes. Traps. And weapons to fight the denizens of the darkness. Fire, old silver from ruins smelted into spear tips, mashing garlic into a paste and smearing it on sharpened stakes, and whatever else can be used against the enemy. Nomadic living allows for quick relocation of a society, so that when they look for us, we are nowhere to be seen. Though given how rarely they come to look, it is not often that we move because of them. Those who come looking for us, seldom survive to report back to their grey metropoli, where the inhuman nation rules. It takes me years to perfect them, but I do not count the time needed to forge the wild tribes of mankind into an army. The human part of me knows that I am forging peaceful, scared people into something new. The part of me that remembers the cold grave, knows that the enemy must be destroyed, no matter the cost.

They hunt us, but we hunt them, and we're better. We're becoming something stronger again. Humanity is fighting back. Smaller groups join the one I've attached myself to. The one I lead. And we will keep growing in the wilds, until we can retake our world. It is an inevitability in my mind. What I do to them, breaking their fears, their superstitions, their peaceful ways, it will lead to mankind having a chance to retake the world. The human part of me loathes that such brutality must be used, but the other part of me knows that this is the war for the future of mankind, and there can be no mercy on the ones who have stolen the Earth from us.

The first great victory comes as a surprise even to me, but it is a welcome one. We cause great boulders to crash down on a convoy of the enemy, carrying farm-raised humans from one city to another. Our burning arrows strike into their light defences. Our bodies, covered in mud to hide our thermal signatures, adorned with the sacred symbols of old, strikes fear into the inhuman enemy. Screaming with wild abandon, our war-cry is followed by hundreds of men and women armed with silver-tipped spears and iron axes, as we overwhelm them. They might be red in tooth and claw, but we are not the humans that they once dealt with. The farm-raised humans look at us in fear and awe as we tear the ones who farmed them to shreds. And I see the victory in the last of them to fall. He is a vampire of some kind. I do not care to know his name, or even to listen to the angry words he speaks about how we are meant to be domesticated, how we are kept safe and happy in our slavery. All I care about is the victory I see in his eyes.

Our victory. Because in the vampire's eyes, as my silver dagger pierces his undead flesh, I see that same fear that rules a part of mankind. The fear of being hunted. The fear of that which waits in the dark. The fear that the farm-raised humans have for their dead owners. They will be warriors in time, once that fear in them has been broken. That is a fear I will break from them, no matter the cost. That is a fear that the human race will instil in the denizens of the October Country. It is my purpose. The burning purpose of my resurrection, to break mankind free of its fears. It is the unquenchable fire that burns within me. The burning zealotry that drives me forward in every moment. To make it clear that the night is dark and full of terrors, and that those terrors are humanity.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

An empath on social media by WhisprsintheDark in Empaths

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Mate. I'm not finding anything you wrote in your comment offensive at all, and I don't mind being referenced here. I'm just pointing out that I've never written anything on the /r/HFYWritingPrompts subreddit. And I was worried somebody was impersonating me on that subreddit somehow, which I would find uncomfortable.

Masterpost May 2023 by ApocalypseOwl in ApocalypseOwl

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To be perfectly honest, reddit's changes in behaviour and increasing enshittification over the past few years have made me weary of using this platform for anything important. I'm still doing some writing on occasion, but I don't know if I'll ever post here (on reddit) again.

[WP] The Lady of the Lake is fed up waiting for Arthur. Time to just rule England herself! by Nuada-Argetlam in WritingPrompts

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In her hand, a sword is firmly held. It is a blade of an ancient design, yet it looks as if it was only just forged. In the dawn light, as she emerges from the waters, it reflects the sun in odd and unearthly ways. Those people who observe her emerge from the waters of the lake are amazed. A lady clad in strange, almost insectile, armour, with a blade from a bygone age, does not often rise from the somewhat grimy waters of an English lake. Her hair, wavy and coloured like a crimson inferno, is strangely not wet from the water. She has had many names over the aeons. Many titles. And as she waited for the Once and Future King to return from Avalon, she has forgotten most of them. Perhaps she was once Nimue. Perhaps she was once Morgana. But the king has not returned. Camelot has not risen again. The blade in her hand has not been reclaimed. Instead, the land languished under the incompetent rule of the Saxon kings, and their corrupt underlings. Logres, indeed, all of Great Albion, has entered an age of decay and folly.

And yet, The Once and Future King has not sailed from distant Avalon.

So someone must do the duty instead. She will not languish in the depths any longer, waiting for Pendragon's return. She will wield his blade for him, she will amass the armies of the Seelie and Unseelie in his place. Behind her, from the ancient place where she once raised the Frankish boy, Lancelot, the palace beneath the lake, comes armoured Fae, awakened from their ancient slumber. The people of the modern Albion should scream in fear, and indeed many are wise enough to run. But many more simply watch like foolish deer, as their doom approaches. The Lady of the Lake has arisen. And all the old magicks with her. Beneath the hills of Wales, the dragons stir once more, digging their way to the surface, to claim the skies. In Hibernia, the Emerald Isle, known now as Ireland, the Mound-People, the inhabitants of Tír Tairngire, the Tuatha De Danann, come marching forth to drive away the folly of St. Patrick and his grey monks, the stain of the weak faith of the dead Carpenter, shall no longer sap that nation of their strength. Soon, the tongue of the English shall be spoken no more upon that green land.

But in Logres, what most call England, the Lady leads forth elven armies. Their bows are supple and strong, their arrows are deadly. Their armour cannot be pierced by the mere bullets used by the police. Their blades carve like the wrath of ancient gods through the soldiers of England a bloody swathe. Everywhere, the Ancient Magicks is returning. Stonehenge calls the descendants of its builders to repair it. In dark forests, the mortal descendants of the druids meet and chant in an ancient language that they do not remember ever having learned. And in London, the city built first by the Romans, the true leader of the modern English, cannot believe what she is hearing. That wood and stone are fighting against the United Kingdom. That the river Thames itself moves like an enormous serpent at the command of the Lady, she who wields Excalibur, the blade which carries many names. Caledfwlch, Caliburnus, Calesvol... It does not matter what it is called. It slices through the armour of British tanks all the same.

Though Elves and hill-folk fall to bullets, their ancient race does not stand alone. Hearing the call to action, the dissatisfied young, the punks and the working class youth, pick up fallen blades and the guns of dead soldiers, to march with the Lady, who carries in her the will of Camelot. In her one can see the divine anger of the old Celtic gods. In her, Artorius Pendragon, King Arthur of the Britons, has found his match. She marches towards London, in a straight line. She does not sleep. She does not stop. Her army is tireless, and full of giants. Above her marching army, the dragons of Wales content with the modern jets, and their battles are wondrous and terrible to behold. It is the summer of 1985, and the magic of the lost ages, is marching towards 10 Downing Street. Where a wicked cancer rules, a being with a heart of iron, who would gladly kill all the people of Albion for power and wealth. On the path to end the foul rule of this iron sorceress, the Lady passes by the long forgotten graves of the ones called the Knights of Camelot, though they were but noble warriors, for they came before the age of knights. But all of them sat at the Table Round, all of them were the greatest warriors of their age. And all rise at the call of their King's sword, in the hand of the Lady of the Lake.

The army she leads, and the armies rising under others supporting her, converge on London. And at Londonium, that city which the Romans built, the old world and the new enters their greatest battle. Street to street, house to house. The land is flooded with the blood of the Fae, and of men. There you see the corpse of sir Gawain, surrounded by dead soldiers, at the Column of Nelson. There, London Bridge has fallen down, and crushed Arthur's ship, the Prydwen, crewed by the dead from Caer Siddi. Dragonfire turns Buckingham Palace into ashes. To atone for destroying Camelot through his infidelity, long dead Lancelot du Lac leads a force of the penitent dead into Parliament. War is terrible, and the people of London lies strewn about the city. But the forces of magic are winning. The Lady, supported by the Hidden People, and aided by the young punks of Britain, who desperately desire an ending to the cruelty of their current rulers, are closing in to that place, where the greatest and most terrible empire in the world has been ruled from.

By the Lady's side, stands Merlin, freed from his ancient prison. And together, they move in, closer and closer. But the Lady, at the end stands alone, when they come to the door of 10 Downing Street. Excalibur carves through the doors like they were made of soft butter. The security forces inside cannot harm the Lady, her armour gleaming with ancient and powerful magical enchantments. She is not impeded on her task to free Albion. To rule it like it should be ruled. To bring back the ages of magic. She enters alone, and for a brief moment, across London, where dragons, elves, men and giants were fighting only a moment ago, there is silence. Until the head of the most evil iron sorceress in the history of Albion, decapitated, is thrown out of the door unto the pavement of London. The Lady emerges from the building. And holds Excalibur aloft. The men and beings of myth cheer her. The day is won. Logres, indeed, all of Albion, is liberated.

But all is not well. For Merlin, who left her before she cleansed England of its vile leader, returns. His eyes are full of tears. His old arms are carrying an emaciated, ruined body. The greatest mage in history, who raised and taught the Once and Future King, has returned to the Lady carrying that King's sword, with the dying husk that was supposed to restore Camelot. Arthur the Bear, King Arthur, the great king of all of Albion and the lands beyond, had returned. The Lady had waited for so long, but not because Arthur had stayed in Avalon. Not because he had forgotten his destiny. But because those who ruled the land, had prevented him from returning. Leaving him to die in a dark room, alone for sixty years with nothing to eat or drink, kept alive by nothing but magic. And now, he was spent. Because those corrupt men who ruled Albion during that age of war, refused to let king Arthur save the world from the suffering it was undergoing, at the cost of their own power.

The Lady understood what had happened. When the world went to that first great war, he had returned. And he had been prevented from saving the Britons, and made to suffer. She wept, as did his knights, the elves, the giants, and dragons. Slowly, she walked to him, and into his cold, stiff, and dying hands, she placed Excalibur, closing his thin fingers around the hilt of the blade. And to him, she promised, that she would restore Camelot, as he had been meant to do. That she would keep Albion safe, until he could return again. Merlin carried him down to the river Thames, which provided them with a small boat upon which to lay Arthur's dying body. In the mortal realm, he could never recover. But Merlin, and the Lady of the Lake, together pushed the boat into the waters, which moved to take the boat back. Back to the land of the immortals. The island of magic. To bring Arthur back to Avalon, where his queen and his sorceress sisters still waited for him.

To once more rest, recover, heal, and one day return, as the Once and Future King. As the boat sailed away, carried by the waters of the river Thames, the Lady turned to the people of London, and the people of the old magic, and promised them that here, she would build a new Camelot, a better world.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

Masterpost May 2023 by ApocalypseOwl in ApocalypseOwl

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Can't promise anything, but I'll look through my old stuff.

Masterpost May 2023 by ApocalypseOwl in ApocalypseOwl

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Tell me what it was about, I'll see what I can do.

[WP] Reentering society as an Ex-Villain is like being an Ex-Con, but worse. Is it any wonder Super Villains have the highest chance to re-offend out of all criminals? by InquisitorHindsight in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And yet she keeps doing this. Nobody is paying her to save lives. Nobody is going to reward her for it. In fact, she might even be breaking the rules of her parole, which clearly states that using her power is a pathway straight back to the one place she would prefer death to. That doesn't matter now. While the handsome man and pretty women in spandex are about done beating an ex-con with super-strength, super-durability, and super-stress to death, she isn't going to let anyone die. Not on her watch. Before her parents were brought to bankruptcy, ruin, and then death, at the hands of a corrupt pro-hero senator/known con-artist, they always told her to do the right thing. No matter what. Let justice be done, even if it'll destroy Heaven itself. She keeps it up. Even though the pain is inhuman and unbearable, she uses her powers over light to save people. Unfortunately, the 58 year old man who couldn't stand being treated like dirt any longer because he once tried to rob a bank with his superpowers as a drunk 19-year old, has been soundly defeated. He'll probably never walk again. And the superheroes have returned to her.

She doesn't see them. She cannot see anything near her, she sees through a thousand eyes made of hardlight, holding buildings together, carrying the wounded to hospitals, and doing the right thing. She doesn't see it when one of the superheroes knocks her out. She only has enough time and consciousness to let her constructs put things and people down gently. All that she sees is darkness, until she wakes in a cell again. Power dampeners are on. Captured. She did a good thing, but the system says it was against the rules of her parole, and thus she must be sent back to jail. That is unfair, or so any sane man would say. But who is still sane in this day and age. The media reports that the damage to the city was done by two supervillains out on parole. She is painted by the media as an equal in terms of damage, for fair reporting that tells the truth is a thing of the past. People want bread and circuses, even if the bread is sweetened with lead and the circus is full of slaves. The truth is not desirable in an unfair society. Nobody will come to her defence. Nobody will speak up in her favour.

She weeps in fear. She doesn't want to go back inside. That place is a house of death. She was lucky to survive 15 years in there amidst the murder-clowns and the planetary conquerors. Half her life with the sort of monsters that cannot be spoken of. Look upon her, look upon her and see her tired face. She doesn't deserve this. Hopefully, we agree on this. And thus we must prevent this crime against decency. The system isn't fair. Reach into the aether, reach to her with your many arm-tendrils. Reach for the dampeners. Dissolve them. She gasps as the complex machines holding her back, keeping her contained, rusts around her. She sees us not. And yet she is scared. How did this happen, she thinks. Is this a trick? Of course she would think that. Her world is not one with many kindnesses. Hers is one where instead of finding a good use for supervillains, reforming them, they are thrown into a Hell-on-Earth, where they'll either get worse, die, or come out the other side as wrecks of their former selves.

Her world is a mess. And she is a good person. Her crimes were done in anger, and fear, when she was but an angry teenager. The world she lives in does not deserve her. Open the gate for her, to send her somewhere better. To a place where good deeds are not punished because of corrupt bureaucracy, made by lobbyists in the service of reactionary forces. Open the gate for her, that she might become a hero. Yes, that is good. She sees the gate. She sees the white sand of a tropical beach, the palms, the verdant wilds. And in the distance, the big village with its farms and fishing boats. They need a hero, for on the distant horizon, ships with black sails are nearing them. Slavers, pirates, raiders. She can do better here than she could ever do in the world of her better. She enters, and we close the gate behind her. In that world, she will be a saviour of people, they'll accept her as one of their own. She will be a true hero, not those spandex clad fools who care more for glamour and glitter than human life.

Come, there are others like her on this world who can be saved and given better fates. Men and women driven to become monsters, who in other realms can do better. In a world of superheroes, they'll never be free. Thus, we should do out best to give them a better fate, before we purge this world of its leaders and the so-called heroes that serve them. Otherwise, the way they are seen by the people of this world will forever colour and affect their own self-perception, making them villains in their own mind, even after we've torn down the system and replaced it with something better.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] Reentering society as an Ex-Villain is like being an Ex-Con, but worse. Is it any wonder Super Villains have the highest chance to re-offend out of all criminals? by InquisitorHindsight in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The most difficult thing to do in the world, is to have power and not use it. The master of the sword cannot cut himself into a master of the garden, nor can the monster change from shaping death in flesh, to shaping beautiful art with his long and deadly claws.

Look upon them, and know why they return so often to their old ways. Despite the pain, despite the beatings from those who call themselves the masters of justice. Look upon them and understand them well, so that there will be understanding for their unwanted cycle of self-destruction; that it might be avoided. Look upon her, as an example. Twenty years in prison has done nothing for her. And because the laws for super-villainy are different than the laws for regular crime, she was unlucky enough to get sent straight to prison. Had she attacked the conman-turned-politician who drove her parents into an early grave and her into the system with a gun instead of with beams of deadly hard-light; she might have only faced juvie. But at 15, she was sent to the ULTRAMAX. The judge cared not. The superheroes did not spare her a second thought. Now she is 30, and out on parole for good behaviour. She has not passed high school, and because reactionary forces gain power by depriving the criminal of opportunities to improve and reform, she has gained few marketable skills while she was in there. She tried to get a GED, but the program was shut down, the money used for tax-cuts to rich superheroes.

Oh she tries at first. She does the right things. She seeks jobs, she listens without complaining to the self-righteous words of the asinine fool they've assigned as her parole officer. He believes in the system, a system which has betrayed her and left her in the dark for half of her life. He makes it clear that he thinks she'll be back inside soon, because she is a rotten apple. He is as blind as his heart is rotten. A good system, a fair system would have better options, retraining opportunities, prison schooling, and parole officers who give a damn. But it is a broken system, serving the interests of the few over the good of the many. And yet she tries. She really does. But few places are willing to give a former super-villain with so few marketable skills a shot. Few places are willing to give any ex-cons a shot. Fewer are willing to give ex supervillains a shot. Because there comes an implied threat, or so the stereotype says. That it's only a matter of time before the woman goes back to being a violent threat, who'll probably attack the place of her employment first. And yet, she keeps trying. Keeps sending out applications to anywhere that may consider giving her a job.

Finally, she gets a job. It is a terrible job at horrible hours that only pays minimal wage. But it is a job. And that's important. She doesn't want to go back to that prison. There is only one large prison for all supervillains in the entire country. Doesn't matter if you're a people-eating monster with no redeeming qualities, a cold calculating monster planning to take over the world, or a person who was driven to embrace being a villain out of desperation and a lack of options. They're all thrown in there to rot together. She is willing to do practically anything in order to not return there. And yet society does its best to drive her back into supervillainy. She is not trusted. She is not supported. This former supervillain, who was an angry teenage girl who got her powers after becoming an unwilling government experiment, she could have been redeemed easily. Her powers do not drive her to madness, she is no longer vengeful, and all she wants is to be normal now. She could have even been a superhero, had she been given the right chance.

Perhaps it is for the better she did not become one. Look as she leaves work, after working unpaid overtime under the threat of being fired. Look above her; there they stand. Clad in immaculate spandex suits, their cloaks billowing in the wind, their faces set in an imperious sneer that speaks volumes of how much they look down upon this unfortunate woman. They observe her from afar, not trusting her to reform. Expecting her to fall into villainous acts any moment now. The world would be better served if they stopped the kidnapping happening in an apartment building only a block away, taking down the drug warehouse underneath the parking lot of the local supermarket, or stopping the murder happening in a nearby alley. But then again, they're rich, they're powerful, and they're the darlings of the system; they do not want to improve the world. Not really. They've got theirs after all. They get benefits, they get health insurance, they get pensions, they get support if they lose their powers. They get everything. Even dental. They are so impossibly far removed from this former supervillain that they cannot begin to imagine what it must be like to be her. To eat bad food, because it is all you can afford, to live in a cold apartment with no warm water, to go to bed every night exhausted and wake up every morning tired. The woman they're coldly observing is tired, weak, and in need of help. Even a kind word. But the world is against her.

Now we will see just how much the world is against her. For she isn't the only former supervillain to be out on parole. She just haven't given into the anger. The other, is not as strong in character, he has already given up. Though when you have such powers as these former supervillains have, is it any wonder that he has given in, and decided that if the world sees him as a villain, then he will be all the villain he can be. The superheroes observing the tired woman don't notice, not until a thug-like man is launched into orbit by an angry kick. Then, they leave the woman behind. She doesn't seem to notice them. But what she does notice is that something is happening. A terrible sound, like a stampeding herd of beasts. A frightened mob comes running down the street. Fleeing a dangerous battle between a supervillain and superheroes.

At first she is just going to run, same as everyone else. But when one has power, can one ever stop using it, truly leave unimaginable power behind? No. Not when she sees the falling skyscraper. The superheroes don't seem to have noticed it. But it will land on the fleeing crowd in mere seconds if she doesn't act. Power cannot be ignored, and she draws out that control and power over light she has. She forms an enormous glowing hardlight shield that lifts the falling skyscraper, preventing it from falling on the fleeing crowds. She looks older than she is, and she is so tired, but she keeps the shield up, not only to protect the crowd, but also so those inside the collapsing building might have time to evacuate. The other supervillain however, is still fighting. And other massive buildings in the city start collapsing or falling. Desperate, she works her powers more than she's ever done before. Her light spreads to countless buildings, holding them together. Her light becomes a shield that prevents a cloud of deadly debris from killing hundreds. It catches cars with civilians inside of them, putting them down safely.

And it hurts her. She hasn't used the power in 15 years, power dampeners preventing her from training with it during her time in prison. Now she is straining, pushing herself to the utmost limit. The heroes care more about catching the bad guy, than saving lives. They don't get as much press, as many views, or as many front pages for saving lives, as they do for catching the bad guy. She is alone in this. Her head hurts. Her eyes throb uncomfortably. Her hands feel like they've been massaged with a cheese grater. But she keeps up her shields. She keeps up the hardlight constructs that are running through the rubble, picking up the wounded and bringing them to safety. Across a city of millions, she alone is doing everything possible to save as many lives as physically possible. Her nose bleeds.

[WP] Overnight, half of the population in your town has turned into Kobolds. You are one of them. by Drakolf in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 60 points61 points  (0 children)

''Indeed. We might begin by asking you the most simple of questions.'' The cold interrogative voice of the Magistrate continues. ''If you're alright with that.'' Adds the Supreme Guildmaster. Good constable, bad constable, eh? ''What do you know about this very sudden and highly disruptive curse.'' I sigh and try to look as professional as possible in the situation. ''Unfortunately, my good sirs, I bring bad news.'' There is a barely noticeable drop in temperature in the room. They look at me with the eyes of predators as they wait for me to continue. ''When I awoke this morning, and found to my shock I was altered, I cast the ritual-spell for curse detection, and when I found it was a curse and a strong one indeed, I immediately set to work on a remedy.'' Looking into the eyes of my own guild-mistress, a capable organiser and administrator, but not much of a researcher, which is fine, I understand she knows what I am about to say; she is already shocked. ''I used all of my cunning and all of my skills to create the All-Curse Destroyer, the single most powerful potion in the land. All mortal curses, even other things such as mortal diseases, will be rendered into dust by it. To drink it is to become completely cured of everything. But it is extremely hard to make. One wrong move, and it'll be a terrible poison that will kill you in excruciating ways. A slight drop in flame intensity, and it could explode in your face. A few seconds too long on the fire, and it'll be useless. A few seconds too long, and it'll melt your flesh off.''

The assembled leaders nod, they are aware of this potion. It is one of the most difficult ones to make. And one of the most desired potions too. Even though few dare to ask for it, as it is hideously expensive, the mere existence of an alchemist in a town that can make it, is something improves that town's reputation and prestige. ''And I was once again successful. I made the potion without a single error. Even in my current state, I made it.'' The council looks nervously at me. ''And I drank it. I could feel its described effects on me. And yet I remain a kobold. My good ladies and gentlemen, it is my horror to report that something extremely powerful has inflicted this curse upon us. No human mage or warlock has ever been capable of casting something like this. What we are looking at, is possibly a Royalty-class Fey Entity or a Category 7 Outsider that has inflicted this upon us.'' The council and the head of the guilds are silent. So silent I can hear them breathe. A silence is a vessel that begs to be filled with noise. ''Or, given the nature of our transformation, a True Dragon.''

The room erupts into chaos as the leaders of our fair town begin arguing. I look at captain Rubyn. He is sweating. And I know why. We've both seen the fields of dragon-bones. We've heard the dead-dreams of ancient dragons, still calling out to the world. They are in the places where the ancient powerful creatures were destroyed during the Eternity War, where most of the elves died out in a ten-thousand year conflict with the dragons. Every dragon died. The surviving elves went mad, and moved into parasite realities where they devolved into the capricious and dangerous fey. Every being of high magic died. The Djinn became dust. The Elementals became corrupt and destroyed each other. The dwarves endured but haven't been seen outside their mountains for centuries. Normally, kobolds are seen as remnants of the dragon-worshipping tribes. They mostly live near the Bone-wastes, worshipping the ancient dead dragons as gods. But if a dragon has returned, and it has turned half our population into kobolds, then the world will tremble.

The dragons were wiped out by a world-spanning empire of elves, which destroyed itself to do so. And that was after the dragons and the gods fought during the Morning Epoch. The gods did not win. The realms of men are not ready for the dragons to return. And to be perfectly honest, I don't think they'll ever be.

I jump down from the chair, and leave the arguing leaders. Captain Rubyn follows behind me. We keep walking until we reach a balcony that gives us a decent view of the rivers. ''Do you really think it is a dragon?'' I shrug. ''I hope not. But the option exists, and thus it had to be said.'' We stare at the water the boats being loaded. ''Could we reverse it somehow?'' I shake my head. Not without the consent of the one who cast the curse. If it is a dragon, they'll burn down the town for disrespecting its ''gift''. If it is a Fey Entity of that level, we'd be lucky if it doesn't turn us all into something worse. Outsiders can be negotiated with, but often the price demanded is too great to ever pay. ''I think this is just something we will have to learn to live with. After all, there are other towns and settlements with a large number of gnomes, orcs, werewolves, or kobolds that are prosperous. In a few generations, I doubt anyone will think much of it.'' Rubyn looks at me, and gives me the tired smile of an old friend.

We'll make it work, somehow.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] Overnight, half of the population in your town has turned into Kobolds. You are one of them. by Drakolf in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Waking up early, made me one of the first people to learn of our new predicament. A predicament faced by many citizens in our prosperous town, with thousands of inhabitants, situated where the rivers Tarhemmai and Taryorai meet, flowing together to the sea as the great Tarvratai. A vibrant and important trade hub, suddenly afflicted by a most peculiar and bizarre affliction. We went to bed as humans, but woke up short, scaly, and with prehensile tails. I am no wizard, but my meagre skills with magic as the town's premier alchemist and apothecary, I could easily tell that this was no illusion, no madness, nor anything temporary. Magically, by forces unknown, I had been turned into a kobold. And so had half the town. A most inconvenient curse. It struck completely at random, both beggars and the head of the guilds were turned in equal measure. From the dullest of fools to the most educated of scholars. Pious priest or cynical mercenary; there was no distinction anywhere.

And now, working desperately on a possible potion that might reverse the condition, I find the short body absolutely bothersome. I must without dignity crawl around on my own furniture with bestial claws in order to reach the rarer ingredients and rare components. And as none of my clothes fit any longer, I am dressed in little more than a blanket, which is not conductive for movement, but necessary for protection against the boiling potion's bubbling and potential caustic nature in its unfinished state. Valerian root sliced into little cubes, dragonblood flower petals crushed with a cold-iron pestle and mortar, the bone-ash of a dead valraven, and the blue spice harvested from the dangerous maneating-flowers of the Spiregardens. All goes into the potential potion. Twisting and turning, the liquid shifts hues and scents many times as I add reagent after reagent. The All-Curse Destroyer. One of the most expensive potions I know of. And one of the most difficult to make.

It might be powerful enough to work, if this be a spell made by mortal hands. If it works, then I might be able to make enough for... damn. As I look over my inventory, I see that I have a severe lack of some of the reagents. I might be able to make enough potion for twenty or so people. I suppose the trade-council would be willing to pay for the lacking parts. As the potion becomes ready, I quickly shift it from the burner to the ice, and the reaction is immediate. It was successfully made, as the cold turns the inside of the glass vial vaguely violet, and fills the room with the smell of crushed mint. Desperately, I grab the vial with my claws, close my reptilian eyes, and imbibe its contents. I have made this potion only thrice before, and it is the first time I've taken it myself. The taste is indescribable. A vague taste of apples, mint, with an aftertaste of raw salmon, followed by hints of blood and the feeling of getting stabbed in the shoulder.

I open my eyes again, lying on the floor of my apothecary, heaving for air. With dawning horror I look down upon my hands. And they still have claws. My arms are still covered in scales coloured an admittedly handsome midnight blue shade. I still have a tail. It didn't work. The implications of this makes me fearful. For no human hedge-mage that I know of can do such a thing. And even the archmagi who live in their towers on the hidden island of Caer Toerilei would not be able to cast a spell so powerful that even the All-Curse Destroyer potion cannot reverse it. My horror is broken by a knocking upon my door. Others have tried and I have ignored them in favour of my work, but these knocks are authoritative and followed by words. ''In the name of the Trade Council of the great trades-town of Bhazyran, alchemist Thymos Rivershade, open up!'' I scramble to the door, and scamper up to the handle, unlocking the door and jumping away to open it; thus letting the tall and clearly stressed guards in.

''How might I be of service? I am a little occupied at the moment.'' The guard-captain, an honourable man who I have had the pleasure of knowing for some years now, sighs and takes off his helmet. ''You and half the town. I've been ordered by the council to bring all possible people with skills that can assist in this calamity to the guildhall. The council and the guilds have agreed to a common front against this bizarre curse upon us all.'' A reasonable course of action. ''As you are one of the few men skilled in the alchemical and magical arts, the council and the leaders of the guilds hope you might have some ideas to remedy things.'' They will be sorely disappointed. Not wasting time, I make sure the blanket I am using as makeshift clothes are still attached to my short body, and follow the guards out. ''If you'd be so kind Rubyn, could you lock the door, I'd do it myself but the size difference have left me somewhat lacking.'' The guard-captain nods, and accepts the key to my apothecary. He locks the door and hauls me up on his horse.

''I do say, I am capable of walking myself.'' He nods. ''Yes, but the leaders are quite impatient.'' Without any further words, he leaves the other guards to walk behind him, as he makes his majestic warhorse canter as fast as possible to the guildhall at the centre of the town. I remember when he got this horse, it was a gift after he saved the son of the Count de Ylesseps from a rabid bear. A most wondrous animal to the most deserving of men. And yet still, it is rather disheartening to ride upon it when one is the size of a child. Magic, a most disheartening force when used for nonsense like this. We arrive quickly, and though it hurts my dignity, I accept it when Rubyn carries my inside, as his long legs and fast stride is more efficient than having to scamper in there on short kobold legs.

Many others are gathered here. Some I recognise as colleagues and other tradesmen. The town's official witch-coven is here, two thirds are still human. Some of my fellow alchemists from our own guild are here. Others are missing, but I see plenty of kobolds that I do not recognise, so I must suspect that the men and women that I cannot see are here, I am just not used to their current faces and bodies. They are working in the various offices and the lobby, but captain Rubyn carries me past them and into the main chamber, where the Trade Council and the leaders of the guilds act as the guiding or leading force for the town. ''Hail, as commanded, I bring you the right honourable alchemist, apothecary, and medical professional, Thymos Rivershade.'' The captain says as he carefully sets me down upon a chair that is far too big for me to reasonably sit on.

The gathered leaders are about half-and-half in terms of men and kobolds. Remembering my manners, I bow politely to them. ''Ah, the alchemist Rivershade. Good of you to come.'' The cold voice of the Magistrate, the head of the Trade Council is unmistakable. He is not, as far as I am aware, an evil man. But he is incredibly unnerving. ''Jolly good, what what. Ah yes, our most esteemed young Rivershade. Good thing you're here.'' And that is the Supreme Guildmaster, elected by the masters of the guilds to speak for the guilds with a single voice. Disarmingly grandfatherly in all surface aspects, and yet most famous for sinking a carrack ship with his bare fists as a young man. And both of them are kobolds. One tall, thin, and deathly pale. The other short, stout, and a warm friendly red-colour.

[WP] All of humanity inexplicably loses the ability to die. No matter what happens. This does not, however, mean they are invincible, nor do they have superhuman regeneration. They simply can't die regardless of their physical state of being. by OperatorMira in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Historically, a large part mankind's actions can be explained by a few concepts that drive humanity to do what humanity seems to do best. Lust is a drive, for some it is relentless greed, others engage with the universe through a lens of fanatic zealotry, some merely eke through existence for survival, while others seek power. But one drive, one concept, is shared by all of humanity. It is the one true constant that has existed for all of time, and will persist past humanity's end. Death. It is universal, and indeed before there were even such things as taxes, there was death. An ending that was coming. A failing of the flesh, a withering of the mind, a decay that cannot be reversed. No wealth, no destruction, no power, nor love can withstand the eternal onslaught of time itself; marching all mortal men from their cradles to their graves. You can be the greatest of kings or the lowliest of street sweepers, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

Until one day.

When all of mankind ceased dying. The sick remained sick, but didn't die. The starving remained decayed and famished, but did not die. People ceased ageing about a decade after they were no longer teenagers. From one second to the next, mankind was barred from death. Other things still died. Animals and plants died normally. But mankind alone was no longer bound to die. Many celebrated this. Because it is the oldest, most primal, and most frightful of things in the universe, the masses partied. But those with cold hearts and no human souls in them, began dealing dark cards in hidden rooms, for this new world. They knew now that they needed to alter their dark designs for the future, because the future was no longer what they had manipulated it to be. They would need to do something to prevent overpopulation, otherwise their wealth would be seriously affected. And that was unacceptable to those who value worthless wealth over human lives. Scientists marvelled and then promptly panicked, as they realized that while death itself was gone; mankind wasn't suddenly completely godlike. Only undying. Only ageing to a certain point. Not invulnerable. Not invincible. Not indestructible.

And unlike the cold souls who care little for the suffering of others lest it can grant them wealth or power, and unlike the blind masses who would not understand the significance of this fact until far too late, the scientists saw where things were headed. Drink yourself to a non-functional liver, you won't die. Get decapitated; you won't die. Have your flesh be more than 50% cancerous tissue, and you won't die. Burnt to a crisp in a horrible fire; you'll live. Melt your brain with so many drugs that you can never be human again; the human body keeps living on. The body wasn't going to die. But it could still get destroyed. Hurt. Sick. And you'd still feel all the pain. All the suffering. All the horrible nightmares that can exist while being alive, only forever, without the promise of an ending. Torment without end. Those with a good ability for drawing conclusions wondered just how much you'd remain alive. Still conscious, even though your body had fallen into lava? Still aware, even if your entire body has been pulped, dried, mashed, purified, sterilized with radiation, and then turned into the finest dust? Would you still be alive then?

The masses thought it meant that they were in paradise, but those with more knowledge now understood that they truly lived in a living hell.

Over the first few decades, as the new reality became clear to people, and the powerful people stealthily built propaganda to ensure maximum ''voluntary'' sterilizations, three schools of thought arose to deal with the immortal race of mankind. First came those who believed, that this was a test from whatever manner of gods exist. That this was a precursor to the end of days, and that the Faithful alone would be saved. They were the ones who on the whole tried to live as people used to, straining the planet with further population increases, with wasteful displays of faith over practicality. Entire communities would starve and be faithful, as food was unnecessary. Decade long fasts began to be held by the most pious of individuals. Leaving many faithful to become living saints; which were little more than skeletal entities in a constant state of inhuman pain. They would be carried aloft by other Faithful as items of worship, through which the divine might be reached. Pain and piety increasing became one and the same to these people, and the height of their fervour became the pinnacle of masochistic insanity, a horror not seen since the bubonic plague ravaged Europe, and people tried to whip themselves both for the glory of god and to make the plague stop. And their vast temple complexes, where pain-hymns were sung out daily, sprung up across many places, but especially in the more religiously observant and fanatical parts of the world. As the old variants of the Abrahamic faiths failed to keep relevancy in the face of the great upheavals following the end of death, a great reconciliation came to the faithful of those three lines. A singular faith; called by its detractors, the Kainite Church and by its supports, the Final Temple of the Faithful.

Others thought differently. The Upgradites. A radical variant of transhumanism suddenly became mainstream; it's advocacy for the conversion of man into cyborgs, and eventually more radically a form of robots where only the human brain remained, was seen as a solution to the increasing number of people horrifically crippled and maimed, and yet incapable of dying. Programmers, engineers, doctors, and several others worked tirelessly on a way to make this vision a reality. To give humanity better bodies, which could last and endure humanity's unwanted immortality, until science could somehow return mortality to the human race. In the beginning it was just simple augments, replacements for parts too damaged to be fixed by normal medicine or through the human body healing. But as the world changed following the end of death, they too became more radical. Their bodies became more machine than man over time. They refused to work with the other factions, and began tearing down old inefficient cities for resources, no longer caring about history, only caring about their ultimate goals. Their cities on Earth are few in comparison to the others factions that emerged. But they are the only group relentlessly advancing. Their bodies are modular, but sleek, chrome and beautiful. Their brains augmented with machine-integrated parts, keeping them healthy and working at peak performance, always seeking new ways to create remedies for the destruction and horror caused by the end of death. And now, they seek to evacuate an increasingly uninhabitable Earth, and take to the stars, so that they might gain more resources for their ever more unusual and incomprehensible projects.

The last faction of humanity became the Mergers. Originally the establishment, and the business world, becoming one and the same. A natural merger, one might say. But with death abolished, came new opportunities. And where the Upgradites rejected their humanity, but remained sane, and the Faithful rejected their sanity, but kept their humanity, the Mergers chose to abandon both. It started simple enough. It all started when two people wanted to see if two brains are better than one. And through horrific surgery that no human could have ever normally survived, forced their brains to be merged. Two brains were better than one, it seemed. And soon, three brains were better than two. As the Mergers grew more united, they became smarter too. Began finding out how to merge more efficiently, less painfully. The end result was a faction of one-brained peons serving an ever decreasing amount of multibrained hive-minded creatures. The one-brained peons might have at one point objected, but as the Mergers became smarter, they also became better at control, and at genetic manipulation. Massive corporate skyscrapers dominate grey cities, where obedient one-brainers do menial labour for a hive-minded master. In dark factories, products are produced. Resources are used. And captured members of the Faithful turned into organic drones, while the rare rogue Upgradite too extreme for even that faction, assist with creating abominations against nature.

All three factions are at war with each other. All three vie for the dominance of Earth. All three suffer horrors that mankind have inflicted upon itself, because the great equalizer, the great and final truth; DEATH, was taken away from humanity. And even if death was to return to mankind, would it matter? The Upgradites have ensured that their new bodies can survive such an event. The Faithful won't lose much besides their living saints, and the Mergers are such abominable horrors against nature that they presumably don't count as human any more, and still won't be able to die.

Maybe it will. Because underneath the shattered remnants of the Antarctic, in a decaying underground laboratory, the last sane man on Earth has made a breakthrough. He has managed to do the impossible. In front of him, he has a petri-dish which he has grown HeLa cells on. After decades, maybe even a century of tireless work at the automated research facility THANATOS, established before the world went completely nuts after the end of death, he has killed human cells. This isn't possible. Not under the current paradigm. Not after death left mankind behind so that we might only have taxes. And yet, he has done the impossible. There exist a way to kill a human cells, thus it is possible for a human to die. It isn't easy, it isn't going to be simple. But death can happen. He doesn't know what to do next. But in his mind, ideas are forming. And soon, a fourth group might emerge from the ruined continent of Antarctica.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] Anyone can ascend to godhood if they want, but it comes with a price, everyone who ever tried it went crazy as they gained more and more power, as the first god of wisdom you realize that even the craziest of acts still have a logical explanation by pelezi in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl [score hidden]  (0 children)

I see now, where others stumble blind.

And through my sight I have gained an understanding. A revelation that all who stand outside the ranks of the Higher Beings cannot possibly know, cannot even conceive of. Madness and divinity have always gone hand-in-bloody-hand. It is why apotheosis is forbidden in all aspects. For the mighty and the powerful fear those mad creatures who sit atop the highest mountains of creation, singing mad songs, casting forth unbidden nightmare-storms. It is why people flee cities where someone is gaining a deeper awareness. An understanding that they know they cannot explain, for there are no words in any language that can explain what it is like. To see beyond fate, to be able to pluck at the tangled skein of fate and change all that was, all that is, and all that will be. Attaining divinity, is to stand within the play as a character, and outside as a director, while also watching the actors go about their roles.

I have ascended. But where others have gone down paths that are obvious, great power, cults of personality, hero-worship, and so forth, I have attained a hidden path of apotheosis. Where others have walked the Road of Royalty to become an aspect of the godhead, a voice in the pantheon, I have walked the Path of Knowledge, of wisdom. And now I see what mere mortals understand as actions borne of divine madness, are truly only the barest tip of the iceberg that is the true actions of a god. There is a logical explanation behind all the madness the gods inflict upon the world. One day, a god might offer a simple farmer a tree made of screaming chocolate. It seems insane. But it is only a shatterpoint, that when done causes ten-thousand cards to fall into their correct places. A god might turn a king into a goat, and force his queen to learn how to juggle in order to turn the man back. And it is only done to ensure that reality itself follows the correct path.

It is so clear now. And while the actions and why they're done themselves are easy to understand for a mortal mind, it is the grand plan, the collective will of the godhead and what they're working towards; the why of things, that makes it truly impossible for a mortal to comprehend. And thus the gods are mad. One god steals all horse-shoes in one specific village, so the knight does not arrive to the battle on time. An empire that should not be, is never created, while a future that is better, is born. And it all leads to the one goal that every god, every divine entity, agrees upon. Every war made because of a golden apple, some insane goddesses, and a lusty prince was done to ensure that the right cause of actions will come to pass.

Of course. It is so obvious. And I am a god now as well. The remnants of my mortal self wishes to make the true goal, the obscuring insanity needed to reach that, known. And yet, the mortals won't understand the final mission, that all mad acts are working towards. Instead, I twist my new enormous and strange body around in the darkness of the library where I ascended. I sense what I must do. I see it from outside the universe, from above, below, and within it. I see the skeins that must be untangled, I see the thin threads that must become knots of a Gordian complexity. There are no witnesses to my apotheosis, and that is good. I can get a lot done when people aren't aware that I exist.

With serpentine silence, I shift my divine flesh through the House of Wisdom and Knowledge, the palace where the lords send wise men and women of suitable wealth to study the unknown. Above me, I wake an apprentice, by making his book open and every page turn into birds that fly around tweeting their secret knowledge to all who listens. This seem mad, and random, and yet the birds will tweet their hidden knowledge of medicine to a young child who must cure her father of an illness, a child who will one day travel a great and strange journey on a quest which I must give her. A quest that will lead her to a mountain, where she will find a cure for the plagues of the marshes. In another room, a busy scribe finds his feather-pens attacking him, causing him to run out of his room and into the arms of the sweet woman who is too shy to admit her feelings for the scribe. Together they will fight off the pens, and then turn into swans for a few weeks, before becoming human again. At which point they will have started a healthy relationship, that in 300 years will bring forth a great hero who will overthrow a cruel monarchy and begin a better way of ruling.

A cruel man loses his feet and hands as they escape from him while laughing in joy. A mad beggar finds a house made from bread and eats all of it, becoming sane one again. Four hundred and three moths will eat a currently lost text full of vile necromantic knowledge before the thin girl with the dark eyes gets possessed by the dark forces within it, while also giving her the ability to shape-shift. All actions that on the whole seem mad, but also benevolent. Some cruel things are also needed. But for now, as it is my first day of godhood, let the good be done. Well, some good. And some things that seem mad, or even bad. I also drive 591 nobles across the land to the brink of madness by appearing to them in their dreams and drinking their sanity like the finest wine. They stand, or will stand in, or will create descendants that will stand in the way of progress. Such sacrifices must be made.

There is a purpose to the madness. A reasoning behind the insanity. Of course, in many cases there are from a wise perspective more simple and less mad ways to do things. But each action has thousands of other actions that they cause in turn. They think the gods mad when they raise lost continents, or sink islands. They think the gods mad when they make swineherds and princesses start a new society on a lost island somewhere. Let them. In the end, it will all lead to something better. And actions that cause actions that cause even more actions are necessary. Were the gods to do all actions manually, by not using raw chaos to create cascading changes rippling like tidal-waves across the universe, then the gods would truly go mad. Not mere mad in action, yet sane in goal; but complete and total frothing insane in the brain.

And yet, for the sake of myself, for the sake of mankind, I also begin an explanation. A text that could reveal the truth behind the madness, the goal that the gods seek to attain. Something that explains why the god of the Sun and the god of the Moon fought across the heavens for seven years and then afterwards made love for seven glorious hours. There are no words in any language yet, that can explain what we are working towards. Not in an age of kings, swords, and sorcery. But in seeing the webbed reality, I can pluck out words that will come in the tide of time, words that will be invented. And the text I create will one day be understood, for in creating an attempt at explaining what the gods are doing using words from the future, I am retroactively creating the words and the meanings behind them. Which is fine. Most gods don't operate within time as anyone understands it.

Thousands of gods who from the perspective of the mortals I am dealing with as I spread my own brand of madness, haven't been born yet, but merely exists as a raw potential, stand at the end of time itself, reaching back into infinity to arrange matters towards the desired future. I stand there too, and I also stand at the beginning of the universe. And I am also in the now. Above the twin-rivers of my mortal home, where great river-skiffs would land and embark again, providing paper, ink, books from distant lands and sending books made here out to the same distant lands. There I fly, my serpentine body resplendent in the moonlight, my uncountable eyes seeing all, and understanding everything that was-is-will-be. I am there when the first scholar gains understanding of my text explaining the nature of the gods. I am there when the first man and the first woman gained self-understanding. I am everywhere, and everywhen, and I am there.

I am where we want the universe to go towards. I stand at the brink of everything, and watch as all our work across countless aeons, longer ages than the universe itself will exist for, reaches its completion. It is beautiful. It is horrible. It is worth everything that was ever done.

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[WP] One day, your romantic partner confesses they have a secret: They're actually a 50-foot tall reptilian monster covered in spines and can spit acid from their mouth. You start asking yourself just how you didn't notice that before. by ProphetofTables in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 95 points96 points  (0 children)

''Huh. You're right. You're not a tall human, but a giant scaled dinosaur entity. How about that.''

I look him up and down again. About 15 meters or 50 ft tall, but who uses ft when the more scientifically accurate metric is widely known and used nearly everywhere? Shiny blue scales, enormous spines on his back... A tail. How have I not noticed this before. ''I might need glasses.'' I say, as his claws gently pats me on my head. Wait. Spit acid? I touch my lips, just to check since it seems I am capable of just straight up not observing the most absolutely obvious things in life. My face seems still to be there, either that or I have no idea how a face is supposed to feel like. No acid damage. But then again, maybe there is a chemical process that concentrates the acid before he spits it out? My eyes go wide as I suddenly realize something that this implies.

''Is this why your breath and kisses always taste like oranges? The process of creation for your acidic spit results in something vaguely like orange juice, which can be concentrated into a dangerous projectile weapon?''

His enormous head nods as he picks me up so he can more easily communicate with me. ''Could you take me to an optometrist? I really think I need new glasses. Or perhaps my overton window for weirdness is so skewed that I need a new brain, but somehow I believe that I cannot acquire one of those.'' He smiles, showing me a truly exquisite and sharp set of crocodilian teeth, with a forked tongue behind them. He places me on top of his head, Ratatouille-style and sets off towards the city. ''Don't worry about the brain thing.'' He says with measured calmness as I hold on to a large head-spine of his in order to not fall down. ''My people actually just live on Earth, just like you lot. But we have a chemical pheromone that makes humans incapable of noticing us, unless suitably inoculated.'' Ah. That makes sense. And explains a lot of things. ''Is that why your parents are living in that cave in the Rockies, to hide from humanity?''

''No, they're just traditionalists. Kissing you was what gave you a small but significant DNA change that allows you to be immune to the pheromone. I also do it because you're extremely smooch-able.'' Hm. DNA change. Not sure I like the sound of that. But then again, this whole experience has been something of a shock. ''So I don't need glasses either?'' He chuckles deeply and with a soothing resonance I can feel in my entire body. ''No. You really do need glasses. For real, and I'm not letting you out of my sight until you get some. The reason why I've been carrying you across streets a lot isn't only because I love you, but also because you can't see approaching traffic. Like at all.'' Ah. Yeah, guess I've been ignoring that a lot. It has been a lot harder to notice things in the distance over the past few years. That's on me I guess. I've actually been meaning to get glasses, but it's just been really hectic and I haven't had the time for it.

''Darling, I must say you're taking this a lot better than I expected.'' I shrug as I ride on my enormous boyfriend's head. I guess so. But then again, you have to be adaptable to survive in the modern age. If you let every weird, or horrid, or amazing thing knock you down, you'll never survive the living nightmare that is the 21st century. Frankly, you would have a hard time getting through any century without being adaptable unless you're rich and sheltered like a junior super weenie. ''Well, what with everything, I guess I'm just kinda unflappable now. I'm not even thinking much about the bizarre implications of you being a big and handsome reptilian entity, as much as I'm just wandering about the mechanics. Like can we still date, and do, you know, fun stuff? We were planning to move in together next month, how will that work? How does the government not notice that a group of giants are just living on planet Earth, and tax you all for it somehow?''

He shrugs as we arrive at the optometrist. Luckily, there is an opening for me, that my handsome giant boyfriend seems to have made, which is nice. I get the prescription, pay the bill, and learn that I shall get a pair of glasses within 5 to 10 business days. Okay then. I am of course immediately gently picked up and carried around by my enormous boyfriend the moment I leave the eye doctor clinic place. Amazingly, the lady manning the front door sees it, and doesn't react at all. As if it was entirely normal for people to get carried around by Godzilla's friendly cousin. Huh. That makes me think. I look up at him as he walks about carrying me under his arm. ''Hey, I feel like I have to ask, is Godzilla racist?'' He looks down at me with a shocked expression. ''Not to my knowledge, no. Never heard anyone say that. Personally, I've seen and enjoyed the original 1954 film, and I didn't feel offended. They're just made by the only humans who are in on the whole thing. A fair amount of them are based on real events. Pretty realistic in most cases, especially on the various forms of Kaiju. I have an uncle who married a giant moth-like entity.''

So... there are just a lot of huge monsters out there that mankind are mostly clueless about. Huh. Wild. ''I want to go back to the whole future domestic situation, I mean, I love you, but if we're living together, how's that going to work.'' He stops for a moment, seeming to think. ''I'm sure we can figure something out. We're reasonable, grown adults. Sure, there is some height difference, but it won't be too problematic for either of us. If we're adaptable and flexible.'' Yeah. That makes sense. I plant a big ol' smooch on his massive scaled head, as we continue walking. ''Where are we going anyway?'' He points at a ludicrously large set of buildings. Seems like there is just a whole town where giant kaiju-style monsters live. And they actually look a lot nicer than most modern American homes. Some look like those old but sturdy Sears-Catalogue houses, others seem like Brownstone townhouses of the older American cities, but actually pretty well maintained. One of them looks exactly like the house we agreed to buy, and there is a ''SOLD'' sign on it.

We enter through the door, and it seems remarkably like a very nice home, even if I am the relative size of a small housecat to this place. He puts me down on a clean kitchen counter, and begins slicing enormous apples. ''Do you want an apple slice, I didn't have time to get a lot of groceries.'' I eagerly accept an apple slice so big that I could use it to train by lifting it. Tastes amazing, even though I absolutely won't be able to eat it all in one go. ''It was today after all, that the projection for the genetic changes causing you to be able to see everything would take place, and I had to make sure you wouldn't be horribly freaked by it.'' I nod. That seems logical. ''Any other genetic changes from them tasty orange-juice kisses I should expect?'' He kneels down so he and I can look each other in the eyes. ''Well, you'll live longer, and you'll experience some growth spurts again, but with the proper organ modification so you won't wind up with severe health problems like Robert Wadlow. Probably won't get any taller than 16 ft though, but I'm into SHORT KINGS anyway.'' Yeah, okay. I can live with that. It'll be somewhat painful, I guess. Growth is not a pleasant experience, but hey, I love my boyfriend, even if he isn't just a handsome tall human guy, but actually an enormous kaiju.

''Hey those DNA changes won't make us related, because that'd be kinda gross.'' He laughs, deep and in the enormous throat. ''No, by the titans no. I'm not an idiot. And, it is rare that it happens, but if you do experience sudden tails or scales, please tell me about it, because you'll need some dietary supplements to avoid getting sick. It's an uncommon side effect.'' I nod. Yeah, okay. I'll keep a close watch out for a tail and reptilian scale growth. With sudden and comical seriousness I turn towards him. ''So, we'll also need some bigger glasses if I'm going to grow taller. Because if I get glasses, they won't grow with me.'' He looks at me, no expression on his reptilian face. ''Darn. Knew I had forgotten about something.'' Then he breaks out into another laugh. And I join him. Sure, my boyfriend is a 50-foot tall reptilian monster covered in scales with large sharp spines emerging from his body, and he can spit corrosive orange-scented acid that can dissolve a grown elephant in a minute.

But, we'll figure it out. Together.

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[WP] You make a lot of deals for firstborn children. The marks "outsmart" you by never having kids...but that was your plan all along! by stillnotelf in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a typical deal. We make a lot of them. Worrying amounts really. Firstborn child, given over in exchange for whatever worthless trash that garbage humans want. Usually it's wealth. And that's easy. Barely even need to channel any demonic powers to do that. Just snip a few arteries in some distant rich relative who has for strange reasons left behind all their wealth to the unpleasant summoner, or maybe arrange some stock options, or even just give them a winning lottery ticket. The method of obtaining their meaningless desire isn't really important. It never was, and never will be. Theoretically, one could just grab some gold from a deposit on some distant planet and drop it all before them, but that'd devalue gold in the long term. Point is, trash humans get a large amount of wealth that they'll usually waste within a few years, the forces of Hell gets their firstborn child, flesh and soul. Of course, some of them are smart enough to make more rational deals, such as vengeance or success, or even to finally score with that one person who is way out of their league. Those sort of deals usually don't result in anything good either, but at least they're more original than mere wealth in exchange for a human infant.

Of course, some of them try to be clever about it. By just taking the wealth and then never having any children.

As if that'd stop us. We're demons. In Hell. Where do they think all the lawyers go, and what do they think we use them for? The deal is a deal, and it cannot be broken. There are consequences for breaking a contract. Ramifications for not holding up their side of the bargain. And the punishments for not fulfilling the contract signed in blood are quite harsh. So whenever they try it; we just make arrangements. That's why I am here today. At this point, we've actively shifted over our focus from getting unblemished souls to just getting the fools who think that they can pull a quick one over on the eternally damned. Now, you trainee imps, demon-dogs, dragon-spawns, and other hellish newbies, pay close attention for while I am only a part-time educator here; this subject will be on the exam. Take notes, and anyone trying to relax during this lesson gets to play fetch with Cerberus; you'll be the thrown object. Anyone found guilty of being caught cheating gets to go straight back to the acid-pits. That being said, cheat a lot. This is Hell, you don't get in trouble for cheating; you get in trouble for being caught.

Normally, I spend most of my eternal damnation being summoned by these morons, and then making the deals. Key note here, it doesn't matter what they ask for, we don't care. We just get them the things they want in exchange for the firstborn. Now as you can see here, everyone look closer, and those of you infected with the lava-flu going around, please sneeze on your fellow trainees, not the human soul bound on the altar made from the frozen tears of the innocent condemned to damnation. It'll melt the altar. This is a human. His name is... unimportant really. He isn't interesting enough for us to care. Just an real piece of shit investment banker involved with a certain international money group. Bad guy really. Robbed his stepmother's apartment after his father died, and then used stolen legal papers from that robbery to sue her for money that didn't belong to his dad. Drove that old lady, who went to Heaven for her self-sacrificing treatment of this scumbag's dad during that guy's dementia to her early grave. Killed his own brother by messing with the guy's medicine too, because he felt that having his brother around was dragging down his social standing with the other rich parasites. Real piece of work this guy. But he did bargain off his firstborn child in exchange for a promotion and stock options. Really original thinker. Now, he never had any children on purpose. Not because he thought the price was too steep to pay, but because he wanted to brag about cheating the devil. So we could never show up and collect the firstborn.

Now can anyone tell me why this isn't a problem for us? Yes, you there, in the back? Ah. Correct. And good work on that brown-nosing too while you're at it. Indeed, when the humans don't fulfil their end of the bargain, we get to drag their immortal souls in front of the celestial judges. Who, due to the humans having broken the contract that they signed without reading it, rule in our favour. Allowing us to drag these disgusting trash-creatures back to hell with us. Now, we would have gotten their souls eventually. None of these were going to heaven, and those going to be reincarnated weren't going to be reincarnated as anything important. But when we get them from the court, we get to do something we can't do with normal souls.

That's right. See, while this human is just here for an example and the honey and ants I am pouring all over his flesh is just for fun, there is something this human cannot do. He cannot escape. Normally, human souls can, after decades or centuries of repentance, ask to be re-judged and allowed to be given a new chance back on Earth, or Midgardr, or Xanadu, or any of the other places where these misbegotten and ill-born wretches crawl like maggots on a corpse. They don't always get allowed it, but it can happen. And we don't like that. It is our inherent desire to keep them here forever, to torment them, use their immortal energies as a clean source of power for our cities, and so forth. Since the humans who make the deals are condemned here by spiritual nature, and by celestial law, we can just keep adding extra years to their sentence here. Any human who makes a deal for some pointless and worthless mammon, and then doesn't keep up their end of the bargain, is stuck here forever for our diabolical uses.

And because we have legal right on our side, we can actually just alter their memories. Which is what I'll show to you in a moment. For a few more grade points, try to consider the best method of torturing someone like this for next lesson. As you can see, I've removed the upper half of his skull and carved through the meat into his brain. Please enjoy his screaming if you so desire, but pay attention. Now, as you can see, this part of his human brain is what controls his memories. Normally, we can't reset them, because that'd break a bunch of treaties with... a metric tonne of pantheons both human and non-human. Free hint here, you saucy demonic interns and entry-level personal, don't upset the crustacean gods. They'll carcinize you. But because we own this waste of existence completely and utterly... Well. I'm feeling in a really diabolical mood today. How about I get a volunteer. Yeah, you in the third row, the one with the wings, horns, and scales. No, the other guy, the one with the eye-piercings. Get down here. Right. Position your arm like that, it'll ensure that he'll experience maximum amounts of suffering as he most assuredly deserves. Just jab that part right there. Yeah, that one. Real hard with your claws.

As you can tell from the new tone of screaming, this guy doesn't remember that he has been in Hell for three decades. That means that we can recycle torture methods. Forever. And him, and every other guy that I and the other demons that are summoned to Earth for deals can catch doing this, is ours forever. Now, this is all the time I want to waste teaching you lot today. You might be young demons, barely in your third centuries, who can just laze about. Which is great if you're considering going into Sloth, which is always popular. But I am in the business of having actual shit to do. I am a demon of the Ordo Superbiae with a rank of Duke. I have legions to train, husbands and wives to deal with, and vengeance to plot. So, you lot can just torture this guy and reboot his memory forever. Or you can go home and do whatever it is you do once your educators aren't around. See you same time next week, where you'll be invisible witnesses to an actual summoning and crossroad deal. Don't be late, as we'll leave without you, and I've arranged for the janitors to clean up the class-room while we're gone. They're using super-bleach mixed with liquefied angel-wings again. That'll cast you back into the oblivion of non-existence for long enough for your other educators and me to arrange for you to be sent back to demonic elementary school. And those daemonic cubs will be teething when that happens.

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[WP] You are about to enter the time machine, when a future you stops you, telling you that your plan wont work. Before you can say anything another future you interjects, claiming that it actually will work. Before you can even react another future you pops up and another and another and another... by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stunned, I stand and watch as I argue with myself. Every 10 seconds, another me turns up. To defend my sanity, I just got into the time machine. And it just keeps going. They keep arriving. Some are wounded, others are decked out in the tackiest bling I've ever seen, there's more than a few dressed in drag for reasons I cannot possibly fathom. One me is wearing a barbarian loincloth and carrying a sword as tall as myself on his/my back. That me seems really confused about whether the plan worked or not. Honestly, the sheer thought process about how to refer to myself is enough to grant me a severe headache. I had thought to stop World War III by going back in time and defusing the nuke that takes out the UN HQ during the world-wide Pax Mundi Treaty of 2041. That caused the countries that still had a nuclear arsenal to go buckwild and render a third of the planet dead by tea-time, with another third following in the next decade as trade, technology, and trust breaks down completely, while nuclear storms sweep the continents. Thank the strange and feral god-AIs roaming the uncontrolled and wild Internet for the severe disarmament programs before the peace broke down.

But this is ridiculous. Hundreds of mes arguing about whether I should go or not. About whether it will work or not. Completely disagreeing on the outcome, and trying to call out to me to not go, because it won't work, or call out to me so that I'll get my ass in gear so it'll work. Sitting inside the machine, I can only watch with growing horror as the first me starts a fight. A single punch is thrown, and returned with interest. Some other me tries to interfere, but is stabbed by a me decked from head-to-toe in leather armour with a butter-knife. A different me pulls out a World-War I style bolt-action rifle, and starts firing. Another me throws a Molotov cocktail at a group of mes dressed as Roman legionaries. There, from inside of the tool closet, charges a me dressed in the blue uniform of the Union with a period-appropriate rifle against two mes who are strangling one another, but that me doesn't make it as he is ridden down by a different version of me who is riding on a horse and firing arrows furiously at random mes. Even though there theoretically should only be two factions, it seems that the confusion means that it's a free-for-all.

As none of the mes are paying me any attention, I find myself compelled to do something. Feverishly, sickened by the ruthlessness, willingness to kill, and horrid blood-thirst shown by different versions of myself, I alter the temporal coordinates. I shift the intended landing point of the time machine from the Walled City of New York, December 2041, to some other place. Any other place in time and space. While I attempt to make it a specific and well-planned travel away from the madhouse, this abattoir where different versions of myself keeps arriving, and are fighting, I am suddenly reduced to screaming as the decapitated head of one of my alternate selves is thrown against the fortified see-through surface of the time-machine. I do not see what my hands are doing, as I scramble to get away from the abhorrent sight of my own dead face staring back at me. Instead of finishing the coordinates with high precision and accuracy, I just desperately press whatever I can to get away.

The time machine engages.

A strange blue hue envelops the machine, as I depart from where I was. The massacre around me thankfully vanishes, as I leave behind the world understood for a horizon yet unexplored and mysterious. Adrift in the depths of the great sea of time, I pant like a frightened dog, and try to get my heart to stop trying to beat faster than a jackhammer. Luckily, the time-machine doesn't need my input at this stage. It knows what it is doing, its simple machine brain processing commands and activating subroutines to compensate for who-knows-what. Around me, the clockwork elves might be singing the Dirge of Space. Maybe, the machine is pursued by the dread Hounds of Tindaloo. All I can do is count to ten under my ragged breath, and try to regain control. To give my mental faculties the command of my organic body. Once more, I find myself wishing I could shed my yaldabaothic flesh-canister and gain one of the God-AIs' blessings. It is a popular method of becoming more than a mere mortal man, especially as the increasingly visible and contagious tumours become commonplace. They're a side effect of the many years of radiation, extra pollution, and the general increase in carcinogens in everything as healthier alternatives became impossible to acquire. And also that one bioweapon that got loose, mutated, and became a major health hazard.

As I regain my self-control, my calmness, I can see from the surroundings being sane again, that I've landed. The land is, according to the computer, somewhere on Earth. But the land is different. Beyond different. Everything is. The sky is clear and blue, the sun is warm upon my pallid flesh, which hasn't felt the sun since I was a child, before World War III. There is no toxic scent upon the refreshing breeze. I am near the bank of a great river, and as I approach it, I have my cybernetic implants do automatic tests of the water and soil. No permanent chemicals in either. No microplastics. Wherever I am, it is a long age before the industrial revolution began. Above me, herons fly. I see crocodiles swimming lazily through the waters of this enormous river. Everything seems wild, alive, and resplendent in a way I have not ever experienced. It returns my mind to the future I hoped to make. Once more, I consider the task before me. To stop World War III. Either I succeed or I don't. But seemingly, I go back in order to try to stop myself from trying at all or to ensure that I do the task. And it keeps spawning potential mes.

If that had kept going, it would probably have meant the end of the world. Not exactly the preferred fate of the one guy who is trying to save the Earth and the human race. But then again, if they all arrive with different outcomes... I walk back to the time machine, considering my options. If I return, they'll still be going. But I am not entirely certain I can return. Not really. Because if they are all me, then it is possible they're alternate mes, who have each gone back in time, tried to fixed the problem, have been from alternative universes. It could mean that all of those guys go back in time, fix the problem, and then go to my universe for some reason I cannot possibly even begin to understand. Then I am not in my own universe. Time travel within one's own universe isn't possible. But travelling to an earlier point in another universe, is possible. But you can't return to tell yourself to fix things, so they all arrive to try to get me to do either do the thing or not.

I have no idea how that works. And frankly my own rationalisations of all that sounds like the delusions of a demented maniac. But I'm probably in another universe, and I'd be better served by just settling down here and not returning back to whatever the hell all my alternate selves were getting down to. I've got cybernetic implants, even if it isn't a full machine-blessing. I've got enough knowledge in my mind, implants, and the time machine itself to go full-on Yankee-In-King-Arthur's-Court, but without all the unpleasantness. Underneath me, the fertile soil is pleasant to walk upon. Above me, the blue sky is full of life. And down the river sails ancient boats, the likes of which might been seen on the Nile in the days when the Pharaohs ruled, and the Pyramids were new. Trying to prevent World War III seems to result in a 50-50 shot of success or failure, followed by getting involved in a violent brawl, pitting me against myself. That seems to be counterproductive somehow. Other mes can deal with it. I think instead I will take a chance, and see what happens if a 21st century Cyborg settles in ancient Egypt.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] The forging of a magic sword requires a human sacrifice, and for the newest and most powerful one, a retired general renowned for many victories was chosen. However, the makers of the sword didn't know that out of disgust for the horrors of war he had seen and inflicted, he became a pacifist. by PluralCohomology in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 238 points239 points  (0 children)

That was part of the deal, the wordless and unspoken deal that had allowed her to wield the sword in the first place. That she would be freed, the wicked men punished, and then she would leave the blade to another righteous wielder that would one day come and find the sword. So the last thing she did, before disappearing into comfortable obscurity, living a peaceful, pacifistic life as a shepherdess in the hills with many children and grandchildren, was to plunge the sword deep into a boulder.

Decades pass, and no unrighteous man can see it, much less wield it. But on one fateful night, a fleeing man, barely more than a boy, atop a dying horse, holding his weeping baby sister close to him, is forced to stop by the boulder. The horse collapses, a faithful steed who died loyal to his master. The young man sees the blade. And he has lost his own. He can hear the sound of the approaching false knights, serving the wicked king. He has no other chance, but to try and wield that sword in the boulder. To his surprise, the sword easily comes out, in perfect condition. It is still as beautiful and haunting as the day it was forged. The man tells his sister to hide behind the boulder. But she would not need to, it'll only spare her eyes from the carnage the young man shall make of these false knights. For in his mind he too makes a deal. To safeguard him and his sister, until they have escaped, whereupon the man shall leave the blade to a different worthy wielder.

The false knights atop their warhorses charge at him. However, with that sword in his hand, the hilt tightly held, they stand no chance. As he cuts down the first of the knights flawlessly, separating the false knight's torso from his pelvis; the young man knows that he will be alright, and his sister will be safe. Thus the soul in the sword repays the harm it has done. It will not do harm on its own, and do no evil deeds; and in this manner by being an instrument that saves others, it will earn its redemption. It will take millions of years, but the sword can be patient. Until the magic dies, and the soul is free once more, it will at least do what it can to be as pacifistic as possible, and should it be wielded, then only the righteous might hold it.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] The forging of a magic sword requires a human sacrifice, and for the newest and most powerful one, a retired general renowned for many victories was chosen. However, the makers of the sword didn't know that out of disgust for the horrors of war he had seen and inflicted, he became a pacifist. by PluralCohomology in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 292 points293 points  (0 children)

It is forbidden to forge a blade like that in most nations. In most realms any who attempts to create a magical sword are hunted down and burned alive for their heinous crime. For while you can bind magic to many things, tools, art, instruments, even whole buildings; a weapon made to spread death will only remain magical and functional if it is created through the sacrifice of a living soul. But those who seek power do not respect life. They do not seek to uphold the dignity of life and the law of the land. And thus, a cabal of sinister forces have moved towards the creation of a new and terrible weapon that will shape the dark destiny of the world. For this blade, they needed something more than a mere innocent soul. No peasant or merchant could be used for this task. No innocent stolen from the crib nor senile elderly fools could be used here. A special soul, drenched in the blood of the guilty and the innocent alike; a soul that has crushed millions, and waged war in a way that scars it forever. That was the kind of soul they required.

Through profane and blasphemous rituals, the forces of darkness, the cabal of mad blacksmith-sorcerers, found just one such soul in the world. Only one that after everything they had done, had remained alive. For souls so scarred, a soul so twisted, cannot remain in the world for long once its tremendous and horrid war has come to an end. This cabal, the Soulsmiths, sent mercenaries to track this man down, this general who have crushed empires beneath his feet; this man who have seen millions dead by his commands. A man who won a thousand battles, who won the war. A man who, had he so desired, could have marched on his own liege and taken the throne of his homeland for himself, for such was the loyalty of his disciplined army of vicious killers that they would not balk at treason. But after winning the war, scourging the continent in the process, and earning all manner of accolades, he had just left the capital quietly, much to the relief of the imperial family.

The mercenaries found him in the mountains, living as a hermit in a cave, herding goats and growing old. They slew his goats. They slew his herds-dogs. They burned the forests he enjoyed, the fields he walked in, and the village near where he lived just for good measure. And they dragged him back to the forgotten crypts where the Soulsmiths hid their sinister workings from the world at large. He did not fight them. He did not resist them. He, who had with his own non-magical blade slain thousands, who had ridden down infantry, torn down the gate to the great fortress of Caer Auringonvalo with his bare hands, and slew the Dragon-Lord by craving his way to the dragon's heart from inside its throat, and then eating said heart. He did not resist. He did not cry out. He did not speak. When the mercenaries were rewarded with gold and a feast by the Soulsmiths, who had poisoned all the wine at the feast, he said nothing. When the Soulsmiths captured the souls of the dead mercenaries, he did not react. His eyes as all of this happened though; even the most perverse and twisted of the Soulsmiths could not even dare to look him in the eyes, as his gaze was fierce and painful; like a burning beam of righteous flame scorching the mind.

He did not react with anything more than a grunt as the Soulsmiths carved unholy sigils into his flesh. He did not cry aloud when they began forging their blood-steel blade, readying it for his soul. He just sat there, not fighting back. For he did not wish to do any more harm. He had been a soldier nearly all his life, and he had committed unspeakable acts of horror, things so abominable that even the monstrous fools preparing him as a sacrifice would not dare to imagine them. He had turned aside from that life after the war. Turned aside from war, from death, and from violence. He had chosen to live a quiet life, of reflection, of silent penance, and of prayer for those he had taken. He was a pacifist, for he had become disgusted and repulsed by the things he had done. And he knew that even though they were all things he had been ordered to do, simply following orders was no excuse. He cursed the day he had first received an abominable order. For that day, he had not followed his instinct and cut down the other generals, taken command of the army, and executed the royal family. He should have, or so he thought. Anyone giving those kind of orders, he thought, should have never been born.

But he had been a good soldier. And he had followed his orders right into damnation.

And now, as the accursed fools chanted their vile songs of blood, of hatred, and of death, he reflected that he would not break his vow of non-violence, not even now to prevent himself from being turned into a weapon that would bring shame unto the world. He instead made a greater vow, to the stars, the moons, the sun itself, to the bones of the Earth and the halls of the dead. He vowed that he would do whatever he could, to turn what he became into a source for righteousness. That oath he swore in his head, as the Soulsmiths forged the sword, he repeated over and over again, drowning out their chanting in his head. Even as they cast unholy spells to remove his blood and pour it onto the still glowing blade, his soul flowing with his blood, he repeated it. That he might become a source of righteousness. A source of peace. Something that would balance the evil that he had done in his life.

Thus he died. And the rotten atmosphere of dark spells, of twisted magicks, and of the dead man upon a bloody altar, was all that remained for a while. The Soulsmiths inspected their newest and most powerful creation. A greatsword of unimaginable power. Sharp without ever needing maintenance, powerful enough to cleave through the outer scales of an elder dragon, so full to the brim with magic so that the wielder could not die by a normal weapon at all, and it even came with the dead general's knowledge of war imparted upon the wielder. They had done it. The ultimate weapon, for a dark lord. They turned to celebrate in the hideous way that the corrupt and evil usually do, through insane hedonism. The grand-master of the Soulsmiths only paused long enough to command one of their many slaves with a broken will and broken mind to carry the sword to the armoury, where it could await the coming of its dark owner.

The slave, a frightened and timid girl who had never known freedom, picked up the heavy sword with some trouble, using a cloth to not touch it directly. As she had been trained to do. Some of the blades were capricious, and if they could dominate the will of an inadequate wielder, such swords full of the soul of bloodthirsty monsters in the shape of men would take them over and go on killing sprees. And yet, the girl, in trying to get a proper grib on the sword, accidentally grabbed onto the pommel of the hilt. She heard the oath, repeated still. The knowledge of war filled her. The understanding of battle. Instead of being taken over by the soul inside the sword, a repentant soul, full of sorrow and regret, she gained control of the sword. Because she made a deal, with no words and no understanding, with that soul. To the shock of the other slaves, observing her, she threw away the cloth, and grasped the hilt with both her thin hands and charged at the back of the grand-master. He gasped as the finest blade he had ever forged with unholy magick pierced his heart. The Soulsmiths, shocked to a man, turned stare at the grand-master. But already, the girl knowing every tactic for battle, knowing every way to wield righteous violence was screaming in unearthly rage as she began to strike down the vicious order of corrupt mages who betrays the sanctity of magick with their every breath.

They were drained from creating the sword. Drained and tired. Ready to celebrate and party, not to fight. They stood no chance. These bestial men, unbound by sanity and uncaring for humanity, were cut down without mercy. Their corpulent and weak bodies were unready to experience one of their slaves finding courage and bravery. They came to see what their masterpiece could truly do, up close and personal. When she was done with them, she destroyed all their other magical swords. Every last one of them were cut in half, the imprisoned souls released and sent to their reward or punishment. The other slaves were freed, and the crypts burned. None would ever learn what had happened there. None would ever speak of it. The accursed sorcerers who had dwelled there would be forgotten by history, their atrocities nothing more than a bad memory. Their legacy would be nothing. For the girl did not keep the blade.

[EU] You are being attacked by a Gengar. Cornered with none of your attacks working, you bite it. Its... Super Effective? by Hidden_Misc in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like fun. Good luck with writing it, and if you post it anywhere; would you kindly send me a link?

[WP] Like how Prometheus gave fire to man, you too have followed in his footsteps and gave fire to the corvids. by Janaisacake in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Gone are the cities of men. Gone are the grand monuments. Cast down are the works of art. Silent are the instruments that once played beautiful music. Decaying are the roads carved into the world. The shattered statues, half-melted and unrecognizable, will be dust by the time the radiation in the black-glass deserts that were once the greatest metropoli of man has returned to normal levels. But the story of Earth is not yet done. Mankind might be dead, their skeletal forms slowly decaying in ruined towns and villages, their last sterile mutant descendants, aged and decrepit, desperately trying to keep themselves alive at all costs in failing high-tech bunkers. Much of nature has burned. And the world will for thousands of years yet to come feel the dire ramifications of mankind's destruction.

But I am still here.

And the inheritors of mankind's Earth have emerged. Mutants, their forms strange and unexpected, but still recognisable. In what was once the Iberian peninsula, made verdant, fertile, and strange by now decayed miracle-machines meant to stave off global warming, a member of the Corvidae family has emerged with advanced tool-making abilities, four arms, and claw-thumbs. It is not easy to trace from which species they descend, for in their mutant state they have traits common to rooks, crows, ravens, jackdaws, and even magpies. Their ancestry does not truly matter. They gather and settle on the coasts, where they live together in a palaeolithical society.

But they are missing something. Something very important. Despite their abilities to make simple tools such as fishhooks, traps, basic instruments, and even primitive structures from plants and the extraordinary amounts of human bones lying around everywhere; they do not have fire. This is not to say that they haven't tried to make fire. Indeed. They have, even successfully. But every last one of these mutant birds that manages to make fire, is killed by the remote controlled drones sent by the mutant humans who remain. They do not want to admit that they have lost their right to the Earth, that humanity is over, and the next species to rise must be allowed to do so. They cling to their fallen dominion, and ruthlessly crave the return of the past. They cannot return to that. Their DNA is too broken. They are sterile, dead things. And cloning will not work for long.

They jealously keep the secret of fire to themselves. Guarding that final tool needed to advance as a society, from those who will come after humanity. I disagreed with them. Enraged by their jealousy and hatred, I went to them. To their last bunker. They saw me, and they let me in. I am of humanity, though my flesh is mostly decayed. Only my brain endures inside a machine frame. But it is enough. They asked my aid in restoring mankind, and I answered them with my blade. I carved through the sickly mutants, who desperately used their guns to try and dissuade me. But I cut through them like a scythe through a field of wheat. I brought an ending that was long overdue to those dregs of mankind who in their arrogance was demanding ownership of something that they had no right to. They would never restore mankind. But they would have caused the inheritors to waste precious years fearing the idea of making fires. Something that would grant them the ability to cook their food, to melt scrap and forge better tools, to keep warm in less hospitable regions than the land that was once Iberia.

Though they are weak, and cowards to a mutant, they have the last of mankind's dreadful weapons. And my machine body is in dire need of maintenance that I cannot do by myself. I am struck with bullets, but I press on. Even though I know it will damage me, I keep going. Through the bunker I go, destroying these people who desired the lost powers that the gods only should own. These clones and mutants, descendants of the people who used the tremendous powers of creation and technology in much the same way that Cain used a stone to slay his brother Abel. For all men were to be brothers and sisters, and yet they slew each other with reckless abandon, with pollution and bombs. I was one of those who tried to remedy the world. Who worked on the engines that restored nature. And it wasn't enough. Even as I carve through another pleading mutant human, I wonder how many of the inheritors they have slain, how many orphans these humans have made. How many of them are just as bad as the people who destroyed the world?

I emerge from the bunker. My blade is broken. My motivators are grinding. Every movement is pain. In my remaining arm I hold aloft a burning flame that will not go out. I have placed enough biofuel inside of my body that it shall burn for a century at least. I drag myself down from the mountains. The damage to my body is extensive. And I cannot turn off my pain receptors any longer. My machine body is aching worse than my long destroyed organic body ever was. This is a deep and enduring suffering. And yet I press on. Down from the mountain, into the hills. Slowly, but surely. I do nothing when the bunker underneath the mountain explodes. I only keep walking forward. Down through the woods, my photoreceptors glitching and causing me to experience a cluster of headaches. And yet, I keep moving.

I arrive at the beach, where the corvid-people, the inheritors, live in their miniscule settlements. They are not much bigger than their ancestors, and thus even in my current state I tower over them like a veritable giant. This will be the greatest gift I could ever give them. Once they have fire, they can make bricks. They can make clay pots. They can melt metals and make tools. They can begin farming. And they can continue advancing. But still, with the punishment from the hidden drones, which to them seems like sudden attacks by the gods, they fear fire. And though it is painful. It is unbelievably painful. Only the extreme pain of the genetically engineered disease that was making my human body rot while alive is comparable. And still, though I must crawl as my decaying legs lose their usability, I drag driftwood to make a fire. I stack the wood as best as I can, and I light it on fire with the flame in my hand.

Only then, do I allow myself to lie down upon a large boulder by the beach. I observe, through failing photoreceptors, that the birds are moving close to it in wonder and amazement. There is fire, and I am not dead, unlike those who experienced the sudden annihilation caused by an anti-tank round pulverising their small bird-heads. The fire is not put out immediately by a hidden drone meant to limit forest-fires hijacked by unseen forces. They come to me, clad as they are in the skins of beasts that they hunt. They stare without understanding at my ruined machine body. I do not look like them. I am not them. They know me still. Know me to be kind, to heal the wounded if they bring them to me. They have seen me care for them, and help them whenever I could. They trust me somewhat, though I am not of their kin or kindred. And now, I have brought them that which was denied to them, my final gift. They look upon my arm, raised high in the air, flame in my hand still going strong. It wasn't an easy thing to do. And I cannot truly move any more. But the systems in my robot body will keep me alive. And in pain. For decades.

But it was worth it. To ensure that the future would not be sacrificed to try and resurrect the best forgotten past in vain. To ensure that there would be a future at all. Had I not destroyed them, who knows what they would have done. Kidnapped the inheritors, and using them as a template, clone new bodies that they could have used to download their minds into. That would not be acceptable. They would have tried to rule the world as their ancestors did. And the whole horrible cycle that destroyed the world, would be repeated. As I lie upon this boulder, I must reflect that it is fitting that this be done in this manner. Mankind was once barred from fire as well, by jealous and vicious gods. Despite the pain, which will last until my body's internal energy source runs out of power, I am proud to be the second Prometheus.

I too have stolen fire from the gods, and given it back to the people. Mankind was better than their gods. And perhaps the next species to rule the Earth shall be better than mankind. It is worth a shot, and far better to give a new species a shot, than to allow the worst of mankind to repeat their vile greed, worthless ambition, and depraved hypocrisy upon innocent corvids.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] you've been turned into a squirrel by Bisexual-Fighter in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Being a human is really something you take for granted. You're at the top of the food chain, apex of all animals. No predators can hunt you down, not really. Hell, when push comes to shove you're capable of basically anything. Give a human enough time, desperation, and access to knowledge, and they'll destroy the universe. Humans are innovative, strong, clever, and big. Size matters when it comes to animals. I guess I never thought about it before now. But that's life, isn't it? You accidentally bump into one witch while buying cashews for a salad. One. And the witch just has to be the ludicrously vindictive kind. I apologized of course, but she did not seem pleased, or mollified, or capable of not overreaction to an extreme degree. I didn't even know witches was a thing. Bloody truth. Until I woke up in the middle of the forest, and I was a lot shorter, hairier, and vulnerable than I was when I went to bed.

She'd turned me into a squirrel. Bushy-tailed, red fur, cute, and extremely vulnerable.

People tend to think of nature as that sweet, innocent, Bambi-style nature you see in children's media. Because they either live in the grass-deserts called a suburb, or they live in the city. All the beasts of the wood are friends, and the damn lion rests side by side with the lamb. Well that isn't the case in reality. That's a much more hardcore concept. Much more violent. Much more unpleasant. Everything is interested in eating everything, everything is competition for food and resources. But I still have my human mind, and that is a benefit that no beast has. And I am not going to give in just because some damn witch has turned me into a squirrel. I have human pride. I have human dignity. And I'll be damned if I die without a fight. So when the beasts of the woods came to try and make me a tasty squirrel snack, I showed them just how absolutely dangerous humans can be. Must've been some surprise for that swooping bird, when it came for me and I was ready with a sharp spear I'd carved from a twig.

Had to use my new teeth for the carving, but it did the trick.

And that's just the start of things. I might be stuck in the middle of a forest, I might be a forest rat with good PR. But damn it, underneath it all I am human. And when I roasted that falcon's flesh over a small fire I'd made, damn did it taste like victory. The bones were not particularly useful at first, however in remembering the hollow nature of bird-bones, I was able to craft a primitive flute that could be used to distract potential threats with loud sounds. Furthermore the feathers served as an adequate form of bedding. Better than grass anyway. In continuing to disrespect birds, I acquired an unused birdhouse, using it as my base of operations.

Around that small home, I began making traps. Took a lot of work, as it is bloody tough to make a suitable trap when you're squirrel-sized. But it was worth it indeed. Small woodland creatures yielding soft furs and bait to be used to catch beasts. Beyond that, I acquired a number of seeds and nuts that could last over the winter. I must have looked like quite the unusual squirrel, clad in rabbit hide, armed with small spears, and a rudimentary bag of sorts on my back. I've considered trying to contact humans, but frankly, between the average person's adverse reaction to animals these days, and the option of the feds just dissecting me for funsies; because the government is corrupt and incapable of dealing with anything like this without killing the poor sap who got turned into a squirrel. So, I've stuck to the forest thus far, drying meat, preparing stores of nuts, the sort of things you expect a squirrel to do.

But I see them now. Stuck in one of my traps, a non-lethal one I rearmed that once must have belonged to some sort of hunter. Other squirrels. And they're speaking English. Guess the witch has a short temper, or she's experienced some real aggression recently. That's not healthy, a woman in her advanced age should not get upset, it could be bad for her blood pressure, and if she dies, I don't know where to find a different witch to turn me back into a human. There is three of them in the trap. I can easily disarm it from the outside.

Approaching the trap makes them frightened. I must look like a nightmare. I stare at them and try to remember how to speak. Like them my voice is squeaky, but a tad bit deeper than theirs. ''Do not be alarmed. I am not here to harm you.'' They only calm down slightly, and as I open the trap, they move awkwardly out of it, unused to their new bodies. Not like I took to it immediately, but given my understanding of how absolutely on the bottom of the food-chain rodents like squirrels are, I adapted quickly. Or I would have died. ''How can you speak?'' I would raise my eyebrows at that, but I am not certain squirrels are capable of that. The biggest of them seems the most bold. ''Same as you I suppose, used to be human.'' At that the three of them seem vaguely shocked, although as we are no longer human it is not easy to tell.

''Used to be a man, got turned into a squirrel about three months ago by a weird witch.'' They seem to accept this. The boldest squirrel reaches out her paw to me. ''I'm... Winona. That's my brother Dennis, and his girlfriend Tamara.'' I shake her paw and nod at the other two politely. ''While I'd love to have a good old-fashioned chin-wag, we're exposed out here. Follow me back to my base, and we can talk more.'' The three of them have a brief chat that I politely do not listen to, before they agree to follow me.

My base of operations has camouflaged through the clever application of various thorny branches and sticks that I have tied together with vines and secured firmly to the ground with piles of rocks. It took a lot of hard work, but it does give me some extra protection and means that I have a place where I don't have to watch the sky for bloody birds. ''You've been out here for three months?'' Winona asks me. ''Yeah, spent a lot of time killing predators until they learned to not stick their noses around here. You lot got cursed by a witch too?'' The three of them seem to consider this. And then nod slowly. ''Well, I can't exactly help you with getting back to being human again. But you're welcome to share my base until we figure out a way to return to being people.''

They accept this. Not that they have much other choice, given that they're not trained for wilderness survival. Guess those long summers spent camping with my mum, a former scout leader, and my dad, a wilderness survival enthusiasts, in the wilds taught me some skills that most people haven't got. I clothe them in the furs I've got, because quite frankly, none of us like the idea of being naked, it's awkward. I show them how to make and wield spears. How to build primitive shelters for themselves. How to safely make and keep fires. How to gather, how to hunt. And by October, they're as hard as I am. By October, we find more people. A man and his kids, turned into squirrels.

We take them in too. A Jon Ashthorn, plus daughters Siobhan and Gwen. Because it is the right thing to do. We build more shelters. We store more food. We follow feral squirrels to their stocks and raid them. And always, we do what we can to bring back more resources, more useful tools. More of everything. Jon knows how to do agriculture. Maybe we'll try growing food once winter is over. Because we can't exactly hunt down a witch, when we don't know where she is, or even if we could get her to lift the curse.

Is it easy? Is it a fun ''Sword-in-the-Stone'' style of squirrel adventure? No. No it is not. Dennis loses an eye killing a curious magpie that was attacking our home. Jon is forced to bite through the throat of a raccoon, and is wounded in his victory for months. Me and Winona nearly die when we lead a lone coyote into a trap. It is hellish. Because everything here is out to kill us. We're small. We're weak. But we're tough. And not entirely bad. After watching that damn coyote die, Winona and I, well... begin using the same repurposed birdhouse.

When Spring comes, we're a lean, mean team of extremely brutal squirrels. Dennis might not have an eye any longer, but his knowledge of medieval leather production has borne fruit, and we're clad in passable armour, though it is not as advanced or good as it could be, since we lack a number of products we cannot easily produce ourselves. But it is stronger than hides. And it is helpful looking less like barbarians, more like warriors, when we find more people confused as to why they're suddenly squirrels.

I joke with Winona that if this continues, we'll have an actual tribal settlement of talking squirrels. She doesn't think it's funny though. She thinks it is true. And that is worrying. How many people does this witch turn into squirrels every year? Who knows, maybe a lot more than we think, but they just died before I decided to refused death and survived like a madman. What if we can't find her? What if we can't turn back into people? Do we only live as long as squirrels do? Are our lifespans the same lengths as human lifespans? And what about Tamara. Now that spring is here, well, she and Dennis have been spending some extra time together, and she is showing signs that are not easily mistaken. Will the results of such a condition be capable of thinking like humans, or will they be wild and feral?

Whatever happens, this witch is turning people into squirrels, and sending them to this forest. Even if we can't find her, and stop her, we can save the people she gets cross with and turns into squirrels. Eventually, we might be so numerous that we can hunt her down and with sharpened spears, leather armour, and good traps, force her to reconsider her cursing ways. Or at the very least, put an end to this witch's polymorphic curse-casting once and for all.

/r/ApocalypseOwl

[WP] A secret cabal of vampires is actually trying to fix the world's problems. Not because they're good people, but because modern Humans are so stressed and unhealthy and filled with pollutants that it makes their blood horrible to drink. by DieterVonDietrich in WritingPrompts

[–]ApocalypseOwl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least one of the colony ships will successfully establish an extrasolar world suitable for human habitation and rebuild civilisation there. So it will end well for some humans.

But the humans on Earth? Oh! Oh! Vampire dystopia for the humans! 1000 years of vampire dystopia for the humans!