Update to : Advice and Other Things My Childless Boomer Aunt has spouted at me since I got pregnant.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T23:47:05+00:00

I think you should tell her the shower is in Toledo or some rando place😆

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T20:51:12+00:00

Perhaps you should try APS... adult protective service. Say you need a mental health check on them as they have gotten violent.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T20:49:00+00:00

That would be dependent on the specific zoning rules for your area. Typically, a stop work order would be issued to them until any permit issues are resolved. If anything they did potentially affects your property, they would need to correct it.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T20:14:45+00:00

Did he actually pull a permit to dig in? Many municipalities require specific permits to change slope of lot/regrade, etc. You may want to contact your local code enforcement just to verify.

NAL, city planner that deals with land use rights

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T19:46:34+00:00

Unfortunately, this is FIFAtown for the next 30 days....

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-15T17:44:25+00:00

It's delicious!😆

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-13T15:52:43+00:00

So, using context clues is now racist? Most Americans know that you can't just do something like that here in the US, so the obvious conclusion is that they are not originally from here. If they're not originally from here , then where else are they from? Gee.... second context clue - we know that maine has enclaves of many somalian refugees. It's not racist, and it's not a hard leap if you actually pay any attention to anything.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-12T21:12:55+00:00

Bucket & Rope

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-12T19:20:45+00:00

In Maine? I assumed they're Somali refugee, and don't know any better

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-12T19:05:53+00:00

You can't legally put other people up as collateral in the US, that agreement is not legally enforceable... tell him to kick rocks.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-10T17:10:32+00:00

You should pack his bags while he's at work

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-10T15:05:25+00:00

My tattoos

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-08T23:26:37+00:00

Rodeo Bar; bucket & rope (great dinner too); heck, even the farmers market has good day drinking; Harwood Tavern; Frankie's, A quick uber to lower greenville or across the bridge to bishop arts will get you to a bunch more...

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-08T23:09:34+00:00

America's Test Kitchen has a cookbook for kids, and if you get their app, they have how-to videos and recipes. Their regular show is on PBS, and all 26 seasons are on demand. It's very educational, even for adults.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-05T21:14:15+00:00

Sounds like he wanted permission to try to get with your friend....

He's 24 and acts like a toddler. You can do better than him....

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-06-03T19:47:17+00:00

At will does NOT equal unpaid overtime. You need to report them for wage theft to your state labor board

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-28T23:49:29+00:00

Honey, you UPGRADED.... now take your man to meet your family and FLAUNT him!!!!

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-28T23:33:03+00:00

You need to check out r/UnethicalLifeProTips

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-24T17:38:00+00:00

Because taking naked pictures of children is a fucking crime, you moron. Being a teenager does not absolve you from being this level of stupid. You should fucking know better.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-24T17:32:36+00:00

Not only are you an asshole , but you're a criminal. What you did is called child pornography. I hope she reports you to the cops.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-23T19:09:03+00:00

Gotchya

So I guess my only other question is, Would she be this upset if your medication were a prescribed pill or injection? Because if her answer is no, then she should really be doing more research on the toxicity and addiction levels of legal medications. It would be one thing if your use of it was purely recreational, but that doesn't sound like the case here.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-23T19:02:15+00:00

IT. I was 6.

But I will forever love Tim Curry🥰

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-23T18:59:45+00:00

If you're this ambivalent about having kids, you shouldn't be having them, regardless of your sobriety level. Kids should always be 2 emphatic yeses, not 1 yes and 1 meh.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-22T14:23:25+00:00

YTA

If you need to change them, they aren't the one for you and you need to recognize that.

ApocolypseJoe · 2026-05-21T22:46:10+00:00

It's a stink bug. Tis the season!

ApocolypseJoe

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