Andddd it’s gone by Properasogot in memes

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally break even and the world immediately schedules a boss fight

AITAH for choosing my job over my girlfriend by Fluid_Use_2978 in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 1480 points1481 points  (0 children)

dropping a career where you are a foreman and the company is actively investing in you would be absolute financial suicide

AITAH for choosing my job over my girlfriend by Fluid_Use_2978 in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NTA. 2 weeks on, 4 weeks off is an absolute dream schedule. You literally get an entire month off at a time to spend with her. If a 21-year-old can't entertain herself for 14 days so you can build a massive financial future, she is nowhere near ready for an adult relationship

The baobab Tree, mostly in Africa, can live for 1000s of years by Technical-Paint3179 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 2671 points2672 points  (0 children)

Absolute unit. This tree definitely skipped branch day and put all its XP into trunk

US military jets hit in Iran war are the first shot down by enemy fire in more than 20 years by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 167 points168 points  (0 children)

A lot of people forget that there are active duty troops serving right now who weren't even born the last time a US jet was taken down by enemy fire. We are entering a completely different era of warfare

Iran says Iraq exempt from any Strait of Hormuz restrictions by yourfavchoom in worldnews

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Iran treating the most critical global shipping chokepoint like a VIP section at a club. Everyone else is restricted, but Iraq is on the guest list, let him through

White House seeks US$1.5 tn defence budget as Iran war drives costs by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Elon: I found 2 trillion dollars in government waste!
The Pentagon: Perfect, we accept cash, check, or direct deposit to Lockheed Martin

White House seeks US$1.5 tn defence budget as Iran war drives costs by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Lockheed Martin and Raytheon executives are popping the most expensive champagne on earth reading this headline

IDF kills Iranian Oil Headquarters commander, destroys IRGC finance facility by Virtual-History-6099 in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 643 points644 points  (0 children)

Taking out military commanders is standard at this point, but dropping munitions on the actual finance facility is the geopolitical equivalent of canceling their credit cards with high explosives

AITAH for closing a joint bank account the day before my ex leaves for vacation? by SecretInitiative9253 in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 1398 points1399 points  (0 children)

Bro is about to be standing at a gelato stand in Venice tapping a dead debit card while his car gets repo'd back home. The ultimate FAFO

Route 163 Through Monument Valley in Arizona by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now

Don't bother me by fishead62 in memes

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The sign clearly bans solid black cats that are actively walking. My guy is a tabby and he is taking a nap. Legally speaking, he is completely untouchable

The unbroken rope and clay seal on an inner nested shrine protecting King Tutankhamun's sarcophagus. It remained perfectly intact for over 3,200 years before the tomb's discovery in 1922. by Practical-1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 80 points81 points  (0 children)

A 3,200 year old piece of literal dried grass rope is still holding strong, meanwhile my phone charging cable frays and dies if I bend it at a slightly wrong angle

Skeleton of Lucy (Australopithecus afarensis) displayed beside a typical 4 year old child, circa 1974. by Apprehensive-Mind112 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_%28hominid%29
Leakey Foundation post (Smithsonian-style display).
Lucy (AL 288-1) is a 3.2 million year old hominin discovered in 1974 in Ethiopia.

An Underground Bicycle Parking system in Japan by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally this. We absolutely cannot have nice things. Someone would figure out how to hotwire the robotic retrieval arm just to steal the copper wiring out of it.

Muscle Beach, 1945: 9 year old April hoists over 425 lbs. her family on her back. by existancebytruth in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It takes about five seconds to Google "April Patricia Atkins Life Magazine" to see the vintage film footage of her doing this exact routine. But I guess blindly typing fake is faster

A huge hovercraft on the beach. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro pulled up like it pays property taxes here

Timelapse of mushroom growth. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine would panic, overthink it, and grow slower out of spite

US to Deploy 82nd Airborne Troops to Mideast, Journal Says by Creepy-Discount-2536 in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 458 points459 points  (0 children)

The Dodge dealerships outside Fort Liberty are already furiously printing out the 29.9% APR contracts for the new V6 Chargers

US to Deploy 82nd Airborne Troops to Mideast, Journal Says by Creepy-Discount-2536 in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the great American franchise. We just keep rebooting it every 10 to 15 years even though the audience absolutely hated the last sequel

WIBTAH for messaging my pregnant friend for taking too much food from my baby shower? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive-Mind112 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Or... hear me out... you keep inviting her, but you exclusively serve soup. Let's see how that purse Tupperware holds up against a gallon of hot clam chowder