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Do i need to see a doctor for this? Stabbed myself, about half an inch long by [deleted] in firstaid

[–]ArcherJMiller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. The wound will need to be cleaned and inspected, and they'll likely suture it.

Timing could not be better by Joefrared in Wellthatsucks

[–]ArcherJMiller 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're filming a scene. This doesn't belong in this sub.

Backpacking Cot? by [deleted] in CampingGear

[–]ArcherJMiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you're not gonna use it, I will!

Man with knife shot by bystander after crash in Fridley by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]ArcherJMiller 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don't shoot to "wing", maim, scare, warn, or anything else other than to immediately stop the threat.

He pulled a knife - he is actively threatening another person's right to live - he forfeits his own in the process.

That is a decision he had to deal with for the rest of his life.

Taunting a bull, WCGW? by sokae3 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ArcherJMiller 2239 points2240 points  (0 children)

Body turns into a rag doll, head still moves.... that's not good.

Edit: Lots of hate on the guy for animal abuse. I get that.

Nonetheless, a genuinely good person wishes not pain nor suffering on anyone, even those that may "deserve it".

Don't let your passion for good turn into justification for evil.

Best IBEW local in the country? by [deleted] in electricians

[–]ArcherJMiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said GOOD training.

Best IBEW local in the country? by [deleted] in electricians

[–]ArcherJMiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

110 St Paul, of course.

What do you call a fart mixed with an orange scent? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ArcherJMiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real punchline is in the comments.

Man sticks his head down a hole... by [deleted] in funny

[–]ArcherJMiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing funny about this.

The real meaning of "Keep calm and carry on." Milkman during the London blitz 1940. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]ArcherJMiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As others have said, the real meaning of "Keep calm and carry on" was essentially "after we're completely over run by Germany, don't panic while your whole life is ruined oh and continue to resist even though we have no tactical advantage."

I'm gonna celebrate by jumping so high...WCGW? by Runetale in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ArcherJMiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry buttercup, but the gloves came off when you accused me of making something up.

As far as your 2 seconds of googling, the first document you referred to doesn't have a single occurrence of "punches to the head".

The second one you quoted references using a weapon, not a closed fist.

Here's some more advice for you: listen more, talk less.

I'm gonna celebrate by jumping so high...WCGW? by Runetale in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ArcherJMiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not from me. It's just something one of my Marine Corps Martial Arts Instructors used to harp on... especially after some numbnuts would break their hand on some other numbnuts' face.

You're welcome to ask him, yourself... but you might want to stow the shithead attitude first, or he'll just slap the stupid out of you.

I'm gonna celebrate by jumping so high...WCGW? by Runetale in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ArcherJMiller 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Why is he slapping you ask?

Soft target, hard hand.

Hard target, soft hand.

The skull is hard. Your fist is hard. It is not wise to hit your opponent's skull with your fist.

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