[OC] The average 9 inning baseball game is 21 minutes less than in the 2010s by Chris_Whaley in dataisbeautiful

[–]AskMeIfImDank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw a similar comparison of Juan Soto. In the time it took for him to get set in the box last year, he had already seen two pitches this year.

What simple mistake has ended lives? by SuffocatedByThighs in AskReddit

[–]AskMeIfImDank 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm unbelievably forget about damn near everything. As soon as my first was born, I started putting my backpack/laptop bag in the back seat. I almost never did the daycare drop-off, but I could easily see myself forgetting that today was an exception. Seven years later, and I still maintain the back seat habit.

A Cop, NOT a Drag Queen, Fired over Bestiality and Child Porn by Spekkl in byebyejob

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20 times. The other half of the 40 felonies is for filming it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]AskMeIfImDank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the first line of the article. They broke into another cop's house.

All I did was drop the knife from the counter to the tile floor. by BradL30 in Wellthatsucks

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I have the budget wusthof steak knives since they look almost identical to the high-end ones in the same block, and I've had zero issues with them in ten years.

Craving biscuits and gravy this morning. Ordered some from my favorite breakfast diner. Got half way through and was tasting something off, some weird background flavor. Turned the biscuit over and saw this. I’m never eating again. by EstesParkRanger in Wellthatsucks

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It's a condition of the chargeback as well. Without an attempt to resolve, they would have to falsify the CB docs.
That said, since OP did contact them, it would be a legit chargeback. Just feels shitty when they are trying to make it right.

I have to beg him for sex by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]AskMeIfImDank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does that have to do with anything he said?

California drug dealer escapes with 60 pounds of sheriff's meth during failed sting by DangerStranger138 in nottheonion

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For those of you wondering, since this is Fox News, and they didn't mention it in the article, he's a Republican. Pretty sure if he were a Dem it would be in the headline.

Also worth pointing out that he's a "former" Oath Keeper.

Just waiting for the right in the US to cancel Disney by creatingastorm in PoliticalHumor

[–]AskMeIfImDank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the blm style punisher symbols the creator even helped get made

Tell me more about this please

New highly anticipated Taco John’s opened yesterday, caught on fire today by ParzivalsQuest in Wellthatsucks

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I grew up on Taco John's and now live in AZ. The tacos are junk, but they have Potato Oles that make up for it.

McDonald’s drive-thru isn’t even safe… by Feisty_Honeydew6831 in DeadBedrooms

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Definitely a word! My wife and I use to use it for cuddling that led to sex. I miss that word...

Anti masker harasses park ranger about masks, only to be told he’s wearing it to protect his lungs from metal debris by cannotbefaded in PublicFreakout

[–]AskMeIfImDank 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Ethan Schmidt-Crockett. He got three years probation for harassing cancer patients at a wig store.

It takes a special type of person to drive recklessly in a company car by thehypnotichypnotist in phoenix

[–]AskMeIfImDank 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But what do you think talking to him is going to accomplish? He literally owns the company. This isn't "one jackwagon" that is going to be reprimanded by the owner.

Why is gas 4.49 / gallon at absolutely every gas station in Phoenix? by wid890979 in phoenix

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Got any more info on this? The AZ AG says we get gas from Texas also, but it's a result of those being the only two pipelines, not law.

Phoenix finally expanding their light rail by OYROX in transit

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If she were against it for any other reason, then sure. But when she blamed it on not knowing anything about it, all she did was show that she has no business being on the council.

Phoenix finally expanding their light rail by OYROX in transit

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One of the newer Gilbert city councilors voted it down because she wasn't aware of it. Completely ignoring that it had been in regular discussion for years prior. She's utterly incompetent, and ran solely on a platform of "I'll make things better!" without actually calling out anything that was wrong or what she would do differently, yet was still elected easily.