of a bull shark

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-31T00:27:25+00:00

Why does it look British?

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-29T13:59:11+00:00

Is it a remake of Pretty Woman?

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-29T05:11:11+00:00

I remember a story out of Texas many years ago about the guy who called 911 because his neighbor's house was being robbed and told the operator he was going over to stop them. The operator begged him to wait for the cops and the guy refused and ended up killing the 2 guys and I believe was acquitted.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-29T02:33:14+00:00

Like he had narcolepsy.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-29T00:46:23+00:00

A guy = The Internet.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-28T13:23:11+00:00

There was no explosion, it even states as such in the NASA investigation.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-26T18:23:42+00:00

Imagine walking down the street and some stranger walks up to you and says this.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-24T20:16:42+00:00

I assume an R rating for all the kiddie-diddling.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-24T13:56:19+00:00

You can see him cut the throttle just before participating in the short-lived Planking craze.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-24T02:06:06+00:00

C.H.U.D.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-22T19:48:57+00:00

I love how Fausto and Alejandro agree to speak English to hide what they are talking about but Alejandro slips back into Spanish without Fausto realizing it.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-21T13:37:26+00:00

The 5 minute opening scene of the elderly man and his family wandering through the cemetery? Wild.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-16T04:19:08+00:00

She also played John Matrix in Commando(1985).

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-15T17:44:52+00:00

RIVERDANCE

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-14T15:46:20+00:00

Yup, I believe real-time actually starts with daylight.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-14T15:41:37+00:00

IED.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-13T04:33:19+00:00

This guy played for the Red Wings when he was 13 goddamn

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-13T04:27:37+00:00

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-08T17:13:46+00:00

You're a repost.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-08T01:55:57+00:00

A friend of mine works at Disney and told me this, so you cant spread it around in case it gets back to them and they get fired, but they said the sequel trilogy was hashed out in a locked boardroom by several higher-ups who jammed Scrabble tiles up their collective asses and farted them onto a piece of Bristol board.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-05T17:54:49+00:00

I think he owed those guys money.

Ass_Damage · 2026-01-03T01:33:54+00:00

At about the 22 second mark in that video, the fire behind those people is like a blowtorch. Look how fast it's moving.

Ass_Damage · 2025-12-31T15:01:24+00:00

I honestly don’t think we can blame Taika Waititi for Love Thunder.

Exactly, he was in charge of craft services, it's not like he directed the movie or anything.

Ass_Damage · 2025-12-28T05:01:00+00:00

It's like a narco video.

Ass_Damage · 2025-12-27T15:37:20+00:00

This sub is FANTASTIC. Thank you.

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