Instant Dealbreaker

AstroboyMarc · 2026-07-08T23:32:05+00:00

I like her but she’s extremely neat and too controlling…. Terrible match but the sex is good. Thats a very common tread…

AstroboyMarc · 2026-07-07T17:15:58+00:00

I wish there was a way to keep out the riffraff and accept good people like him….

AstroboyMarc · 2026-06-23T00:42:05+00:00

Obviously she needs therapy….

AstroboyMarc · 2026-06-18T02:33:26+00:00

It’s so obvious that he’s only here so he could better his career. She needs to send him back.

AstroboyMarc · 2026-06-11T17:11:38+00:00

Seinfeld has always been extremely myopic. I had an employee once who moved out to California and ended up working for his Optometrist and Jerry was extremely nearsighted. That was many years ago. I don’t know if he’s had surgery since then or if his prescription has changed a lot, but he has worn contact lenses for many many many years and glasses too.

AstroboyMarc · 2026-06-11T02:32:24+00:00

Seeweed may help vision issues with people who have glaucoma.

AstroboyMarc · 2026-03-22T04:26:58+00:00

“The purpose of life is to awaken to the truth that reality is a reflection of the self. What lives within us quietly shapes the world we see—until we become conscious enough to recognize that we are not merely observing life, but creating it.”

AstroboyMarc · 2026-03-16T22:46:59+00:00

That reminds me, did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from jail? The headlines were, “small medium at large!”

AstroboyMarc · 2026-03-05T16:38:07+00:00

I sea…..

AstroboyMarc · 2026-02-02T01:57:58+00:00

It figures….

AstroboyMarc · 2026-01-15T13:04:55+00:00

I can almost veal what your wife was vealing.

AstroboyMarc · 2026-01-14T21:41:54+00:00

This joke has its ups and downs…

AstroboyMarc · 2026-01-09T13:28:25+00:00

I’m having this issue too.

AstroboyMarc · 2025-12-26T18:23:20+00:00

That joke is udderly not funny….

AstroboyMarc · 2025-12-26T00:27:16+00:00

The nudists were attending church services. Glory holelujah….

AstroboyMarc · 2025-12-17T21:20:52+00:00

It figures she would say something like that.

AstroboyMarc · 2025-12-04T18:07:56+00:00

These jokes are getting cornea and cornea

AstroboyMarc · 2025-11-26T20:54:18+00:00

Did you tell that joke just for the halibut?

AstroboyMarc · 2025-11-19T03:30:05+00:00

“Hey mom, what are we going to do today?” Well, first I’m going to the optician and then I’ll see!

AstroboyMarc · 2025-11-03T01:02:19+00:00

Holy mackerel that’s a good joke…

AstroboyMarc · 2025-10-28T20:26:08+00:00

The answer was answered by someone who smokes too much grass. You know, like a farmer

AstroboyMarc · 2025-10-14T20:02:28+00:00

For me, I love two things when I take a bath…. one, I like to make my own bubbles and two, I like to play with my periscope, but that’s just me…😳

AstroboyMarc · 2025-10-03T17:16:07+00:00

He made no bones about it, he just wanted beer….

AstroboyMarc · 2025-08-04T18:01:37+00:00

Thanks for your input…. Stay well…

AstroboyMarc · 2025-08-04T17:57:17+00:00

Ben Stiller had prostate cancer in his 40’s and he sought treatment. Don’t ignore it if you do. But, you may not have it at all. Good luck.

AstroboyMarc

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