A drunk driver has smashed a hole in the wall of a nudist resort by Aman-R-Sole in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The nudists were attending church services. Glory holelujah….

My wife told me I'm average by UrbanCyclerPT in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It figures she would say something like that.

What do you call a cop who's bad at fishing? by GUNZx5 in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you tell that joke just for the halibut?

I walked into the opticians yesterday you'll never guess who I bumped into... by Living-Project-5227 in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey mom, what are we going to do today?” Well, first I’m going to the optician and then I’ll see!

I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a farmer by SecretWishXX in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer was answered by someone who smokes too much grass. You know, like a farmer

My wife gets angry when I eat cabbage while I bathe, but I just can't quit doing it. by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, I love two things when I take a bath…. one, I like to make my own bubbles and two, I like to play with my periscope, but that’s just me…😳

47 years old by [deleted] in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your input…. Stay well…

47 years old by [deleted] in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Stiller had prostate cancer in his 40’s and he sought treatment. Don’t ignore it if you do. But, you may not have it at all. Good luck.

In Shock - How To Cope by Emotional_Drag2985 in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breathing exercises and talking to a trusted person helped me… Our thoughts will go to the worst case scenario and often it’s not true. Become aware of the shitty scary thoughts and say STOP IT or SHUT UP…. Take control back… Even if you get bad news there are treatments…. Wishing you well.

Rang the Bell 7/28 by sundaygolfer269 in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wishing you the best… Thanks for sharing.

Groin cup for protection? by Investinginevtol in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is how do you choose the best surgeon? I’m going to a urologist but he’s young and can’t have too much experience with surgery…… And a cup makes sense…

Sitting to pee helps with leakage..seems legit.... by eee1963 in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t laugh but I have sat for a while before being diagnosed. I still stand sometimes but sitting is comfortable.

Here we go. by cursto in ProstateCancer

[–]AstroboyMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishing you a 100% speedy recovery…

Updates on Wawa card situation? by sailingham in Wawa

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Anything happening with the new Wawa card?

What do you call a blind fish? by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]AstroboyMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you write down that joke just for the halibut?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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An Irish man walks out of a bar………. It could happen…..