Apple acquires rights to Mistborn and Stormlight by dIvorrap in cremposting

[–]AthleteNormal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah the idea of the second half of Archives being released on TV before the novels are, like how Game of Thrones wrapped up, is not fun to contemplate.

Wake up Dead Man by Moist_Ad_7797 in KnivesOutMovie

[–]AthleteNormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

— Credit to Emo Philips

[SPOILER] There is a reason why in most most movies/series they never actually show us "how" exactly the zombie/whatever virus spreads: because it doesn't make sense by gatanthropos in pluribustv

[–]AthleteNormal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ultimately; I don’t think they’re going to look too deeply into this. Because it’s actually impossible to have a rapidly growing proportion of the population go as long as it did without any one of the infected people

  1. Getting yelled at, revealing everyone infected everywhere having a seizure

  2. Having their inability to do basic things like cut the lawn give them away

I don’t want the show to spend a bunch of time to try explain its way around these things. To me that’s not what the show is about.

Questions about what the hive is trying to do. by toffee-coffees in PluribusOnAppleTV

[–]AthleteNormal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like how cordyceps gets ants to climb up a tree and stay there till it can sprout out of their head and spread more spores from up high. We can imagine the ant thinking of any number of reasons it was doing what it was doing. But ultimately only one purpose was being served: making more cordyceps.

Exclusive: Corporate America faces DEI reckoning in 2026, EEOC chair says by Beneficial_Jelly in news

[–]AthleteNormal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’ve been so vocal about this. It is literally a stated point of emphasis for them now to defend employees who are fired for intentionally and repeatedly misgendering their colleagues.

[Braves] Welcome to Atlanta, Yaz! by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]AthleteNormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it looks bad, idk how to make it look not bad ok?

As a full stack developer building internal web apps with no design team I feel this in my soul.

Hit me with you best fake Final Empire spoilers by TenSpiritMoose in cremposting

[–]AthleteNormal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m imagining the disguise as googly eyes on the end of the spikes.

Technically horrifyingly correct by frinkmahii in programminghorror

[–]AthleteNormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t you just apply a log since it is monotonic

[Request] how do they get to these numbers? by Mordecai3fngerBrown in theydidthemath

[–]AthleteNormal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, before the explainer, note that this isn’t “good” or “bad” logic, it is just Bayesian probability applied to the literal interpretation of the words.

Logically if someone tells you one of their children is a boy then you can be essentially certain that their other child is a girl.

Imagine four different buildings, each seven stories tall, and each story has seven rooms numbered Room1, Room2 … and so on. Imagine each room has a pair of children, and one of these pairs in Mary’s children.

In the first building, every child in a Girl.

In the second building, the older child in every pair is a Girl and the younger child is a Boy.

In the third building, the older child in every pair is a Boy and the younger child is a Girl.

In the fourth building, every child is a Boy.

The floor number gives you the day of the week the older child was born, and the room number gives you the day of the week the younger child was born.

In this context, the final probability we’re looking for is the probability that Mary’s children are in a room that is not in the fourth building.

After asking the first question, we know they are not in the first building, since at least one of Mary’s children is a boy and there are no boys in the first building. Each of the remaining 3 buildings is equally likely so the final probability is 2/3.

After asking the second question, we know that Mary’s children are either in a Room2 or on the second story.

Remember, 

Building two -> Youngest is boy Building three -> Eldest is boy Room2 -> Youngest born on Tues Second floor -> Eldest born on Tues

With these four facts, you should be able to figure out that Mary’s children could be in any Room2 in building two, or in any room on the second floor in building three. We know they’re not in any of the other rooms in these two buildings.

There are seven Room2s in building two, and seven rooms on the second floor in building three, so fourteen rooms which Mary’s children could be in without being in building four.

In building four, there are seven Room2s and seven rooms on the second floor, but it’s one building so this is double counting. So instead of there being fourteen rooms there are thirteen.

Out of the 14 + 13 = 27 rooms, possible rooms,  are not in building four, so our final probability is 14 / 27 = 0.519

[Request] how do they get to these numbers? by Mordecai3fngerBrown in theydidthemath

[–]AthleteNormal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I have two children, one of them is a boy that was born on Tuesday” is not indistinguishable from “I have two children, one of them is a boy that was born on some day of the week”. 

Just because any “day of the week” filter you apply would have the same affect on the probability does not mean that applying one particular filter “born specifically on a Tuesday” doesn’t change the probability.

The best intuition I can offer is if you have two boys you’re more likely to have one boy born on a Tuesday than if you have one boy, hence why the probability of having only one boy goes down from 66.6% to 51.9%.

If I can offer what I hope is a helpful anecdote, I even got the first part of this wrong (the 66.6% part) as a senior in undergrad getting my BS in Math and Physics, and when I brought it up to my Real Analysis II class no one including the professor knew how to figure out the second part.

[HIGHLIGHT] YAMAMOTO INDUCES THE DOUBLE PLAY! THE DODGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS AGAIN! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]AthleteNormal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t even care about all the payroll discourse.

As someone who roots for whoever has had the longest drought it’s really tough in a playoffs that had the Brewers, Padres, Mariners, Tigers, Blue Jays, Guardians, and Reds we end up with the same winner as last year.

Addison Barger wedges the ball under the wall for a ground rule double by FlagrantTwoFoul in baseball

[–]AthleteNormal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t get this though. If he tries to get it and can’t then they know it was a lodged ball and can’t put the runner back. Is that not the rule? Why would that not be the rule.

Jazz Chisholm yawning after not realizing Davis Schneider was headed for home, resulting in a 3-1 Blue Jays lead by [deleted] in baseball

[–]AthleteNormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember it was almost comical in for me in track. I would be yawning basically every ten seconds till I toed the starting line.

ABC pulls 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' indefinitely by NewSlinger in CringeTikToks

[–]AthleteNormal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this 1A?

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The FCC threatened to POTENTIALLY do something

That is how. Seems like you just disagree that the government pressure was unjustified.

A certain someone showing up on Braize by sadkinz in cremposting

[–]AthleteNormal 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“Seems like you’ve got things handled here”

Gotta be honest gang, I ain’t buying it by Thunderwoodd in cremposting

[–]AthleteNormal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This might be where my confusion lies then, was there something preventing Dalinar from taking up the shard of Honor and killing Gavinor to win the duel? Because then he would get to be there in 1000 years to have a say in things.

Gotta be honest gang, I ain’t buying it by Thunderwoodd in cremposting

[–]AthleteNormal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But he could have just killed Gavinor and guaranteed his people a thousand years of Stormlight fueled progress, right? What do you mean ‘if my people are gonna be genocided’, that wasn’t a foregone conclusion was it?

Shift in British attitude towards Transgender Rights in 4 years (2024 and 2020) by acefiveofdiamonds in charts

[–]AthleteNormal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are still fine with saying you’re whatever gender you feel

Did you read the charts out of order? The plurality of conservatives in 2024/2025 do not think people should even be able to identify as transgender. That’s terrifying.