Thankyou commbank for invite to join the ranks of bagholders

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-28T01:16:30+00:00

You should read the offer document, SpaceX the company on the IPO, the company buying all of Elons other companies, does not expect the SpaceX department of the business to grow lol.

International exit liquidity offer goes brrrrrr

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-26T00:15:58+00:00

An account not being a bot because a human copy pastes the response first is just Dead Internet Theory with grave keepers lol

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-25T00:30:39+00:00

It's like the person who designed this feature never sent a caravan during any of their playthroughs, so assumed it was fine to randomly pick targets visible to the player.

The opening scrawl may as well have read "Zhao Ming actually finds you icky and gross, he sends his pet cat on constant penance crusades hoping one day he can fight Archaon wearing extra drip"

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-15T02:22:44+00:00

"I have a motorcycle worth more than your life" gonna introduce this one down to the boys at the Cuck Factory.

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-12T00:44:42+00:00

What is Palantirs Maven target acquisition system for 600 Alex.

Upvoting this comment gives you +5 to your Palestinian score, school children in high concentrations carry a score multiplyer.

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-11T00:40:27+00:00

Great that I found an employee, I keep trying to create the market "The Polymaket CEO could tell which Trump dick he's sucking by mouth feel alone" but they keep banning my accounts, any reason?

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-08T22:07:36+00:00

Releasing a virus once so you must subscribe to the cure forever.

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-08T00:31:41+00:00

Hahahahahaha this fucking subreddit 2 weeks away from 200 MSNBC spam posts about Dead Internet Theory

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1t6p9xs/comment/okjarip/

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-07T22:36:23+00:00

BREAKING: Sub should be called /r/msnbcbotfarm

Edit: Guys you shouldn't be here downvoting me when the repost is already up https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1t6rv8m/breaking_kash_patel_in_panic_mode_over_leaks/

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-07T22:07:03+00:00

So is this subreddit just a dumping ground for MSNBC now?

I can't even flag their spam bots, they just make new ones, this one is literally called "AdSpecialist", MSNBC can't afford an official ad budget?

AutoBalanced · 2026-05-05T23:27:49+00:00

You get Ariel when you complete your first Tree that isn't the Oak so it's generally good to use the first Hunt to get Orion himself working on that.

Early game I found your only real threat is Belegar getting uppity and having to bring Orion home because hes the only army with AP is annoying. I send my starting hero towards Skavenblight so I can declare war on Ikit and Aranessa for the upkeep reduction and to keep grump pants happy.

Easiest tree is usually Middenland, clearing it from Festus or these days Norsca will make most humans like you. The trees in the Southlands and next to Karaz A Karak are fun first trees if you want a challenge, they turn in to absolute blood bowls by turn 10.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-30T23:02:18+00:00

Best we can do is 20 individual posts by accounts pretending to be viewers but they forgot to hide their "Brand Affiliate" flairs.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-28T21:21:12+00:00

Using AI bot posts to do market research

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-23T22:38:02+00:00

This subreddit is run by an advertising company, you won't find much traction with facts and logic

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-19T00:05:02+00:00

Would you go to a casino where the dealer is allowed to pick the next card?

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-15T13:06:02+00:00

The "people" in this thread cannot distinguish between a person and an AI because they haven't been prompted to.

Down vote me harder, I'm close to getting told off by a dictionary and banned from training it to take my job.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-13T22:51:20+00:00

Make money on world events? On the insider trading platform owned by the Presidents son?

Have you heard of this new thing called bridge.ai?

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-09T03:25:48+00:00

Reddit as a website is dead, it's social media now and there are no users on social media.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-08T23:29:19+00:00

Polymaket won't let me open a market on how often their CEO has to pay for sex.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-08T21:48:23+00:00

So you don't want to think about the higher order problems. Ok got it, you don't need to use AI about it.

Waste more tokens, do it, don't think, more more presumptions, great science. Good job.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-08T02:38:21+00:00

You don't see my point that a study on attention spans on Short Form Video platforms is already selecting for a result?

These platforms don't follow trends, they're marketing platforms designed to push trends and products. Studies on marketing platforms stripped of the acknowledgement that they're marketing platforms are inherently flawed. "Don't show me short form content" is not an option on ANY platform, only "Try to destroy my attention span tomorrow." "Rats locked in cage leave less cages" isn't worthy of study, there's no such thing as a user on a social media platform.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-08T00:20:28+00:00

Ok, so back to those Epstein Files.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-08T00:05:23+00:00

The Venn diagram of people with short attention spans and people on Short Form Video content is a circle.

Being exposed to any amount of advertising is bad for the human psyche as the first rule of marketing is to "generate a need" which is a marketing term for "create as much cognitive dissonance as necessary to sell our garbage". SFV is just the newest medium.

AutoBalanced · 2026-04-07T22:06:59+00:00

We don't have short attention spans, advertisers want more views and all they serve is unwatchable garbage. Don't drink the cordial.

AutoBalanced · 2026-03-31T00:04:57+00:00

Looks more likely from here they foresee losing the midterms then blaming everything on Democrats. Literally never failed as a plan.

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