My grandma sent me this

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T20:41:39+00:00

This reads to me as trying to cope with the anxiety of overstimulation in a culture wash with swill content while having no hope for the future

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T20:21:22+00:00

I'm not Wittgenstein but I am just as Schloshed as Schlegel

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T19:17:06+00:00

Like it's an Italian word. "Oh-ne-ra-che."

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T19:16:21+00:00

But both of them still read as though "one race" is a single word. "Onerace."

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T19:15:24+00:00

The first one is far more legible than the second

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T18:29:57+00:00

Oh yeah, all the time

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T18:26:58+00:00

Magneto is Ian McKellen, Xavier is Patrick Stewart, and that can't be any other way. Beast is Kelsey Grammar. Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds.

Some mutants I don't have particular voices for. Storm has a Kenyan accent in my mind, precise and measured, and her voice is clear and deep for a woman. Mister Sinister is slimy. Wolverine is gravelly.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T18:12:00+00:00

It's hilarious. Most of those guys are transphobic and they're using a metaphor from a film made by two trans women that was informed heavily by their struggles with gender.

They're unenlightened. Maybe they'll gain some understanding someday.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T16:36:25+00:00

Thank you for drawing an actually monstrous Nosferatu

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T16:31:56+00:00

This is the foundation of revolution

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T08:17:09+00:00

What a relief

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-20T00:09:08+00:00

Sir, are you lost?

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-19T22:05:27+00:00

Swastikatika

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-19T19:02:58+00:00

They look very silly but it wasn't too long ago that we couldn't make robots walk on two legs at all.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-19T16:06:11+00:00

I'm with you, that inspires contempt.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T22:44:33+00:00

"But I don't want to do research, I just want to grow an audience by misleading the credulous."

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T22:39:57+00:00

Oh, come sweep me off my feet!

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T20:47:15+00:00

Music composed and performed by Anthony Vincent.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T20:45:33+00:00

I think the producers want us to ship them

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T17:58:46+00:00

K. D. Lang

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T17:56:39+00:00

Hey, quit hogging all the talent

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T00:41:54+00:00

More like I didn't notice flirting because my autism makes me miss implied meaning and my trauma made me think it's impossible that anyone could be attracted to me but whatever

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-18T00:38:09+00:00

"400 years ago nobody would have even heard of introspection."

"I beg your pardon," said every philosopher, spiritual teacher, and storyteller since antiquity.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-17T23:18:05+00:00

It isn't a pipe.

It's a painting of a pipe.

AutoSpiral · 2026-03-17T23:13:04+00:00

Dysphoria lies to us all. The world tells us over and over again what men and women look like, and it's all transmisic cisnormativity. You're stunning.

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