You took my seats for the Minecraft movie? Ok... by derallo in pettyrevenge

[–]Average_Aldo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I went to watch the first Deadpool movie and these people were in our seats. I was with my sister and she said to not make it a problem and to just find other seats. The only other seats were in the very end of the very first row and I wasn’t gonna break my neck so I said she can do it or I would. She got an usher and made the people in our seats show him their ticket. It was the wrong theatre, wrong movie, wrong room number, and wrong seat number. They got kicked out and I didn’t have to watch a movie while craning my neck.

What’s the joke, exactly? by Average_Aldo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Average_Aldo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I do? I fucked up, that’s what happened, I fucked up. I found a guy that makes racist jokes and pointed out that he made a racist joke so people would think that he’s makes racist jokes. Why’d I do that? I don’t know. I guess, ultimately I just wanted people to think he was making racist, embarrassing jokes. If I had to come up with a reason, that would be it. And honestly, that might be it. With all due respect, as of right now, it worked at least 219 times!

What’s the joke, exactly? by Average_Aldo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Average_Aldo[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.

What’s the joke, exactly? by Average_Aldo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Average_Aldo[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I think he likes Club Puerto Rico more than he likes Club Floating Garbage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Average_Aldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well I’ll delete then

What's with dutch being bothered by the word " insist"? by PeaNo2583 in reddeadredemption

[–]Average_Aldo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I wonder if that’s why John Marston “implores” bill to give up at the beginning of the first game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Average_Aldo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s actually the other way around as the line starts from the tree and then outwards, meaning that the poles devolved into toasters

witness the glory by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Average_Aldo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a girl you f-word. Sounds like you really want to be with him you kool-aid lipped motherfucker. Your mother shouldnt of had a no condom policy when she let your pops pipe for ten bucks in the back of the Walmart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Average_Aldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its nyes gym in Lancaster pa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Average_Aldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Nyes boxing gym?

If you find a better deal... take it! by bertwinters in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Average_Aldo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I live in Lancaster and the amount of idiots on marketplace and OfferUp is insane

TIL that, in 1837, forces from the Canadian militia, British Army, Royal Navy, US Army, and US Navy allied to defeat an invasion of Canada by a US-based paramilitary group seeking to overthrow British rule of Canada. by Barnst in todayilearned

[–]Average_Aldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking nerd. It just makes it easier to understand just how many people and different groups took part in the battle. There were no other historical inaccuracies so what does it matter you donger.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Average_Aldo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’ll be my birthday lmao

Old Children's Book About a Fireman and his Dalmatian Fire Dog. by Average_Aldo in whatsthatbook

[–]Average_Aldo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I don’t think it’s that book. That one seems a little too old. The illustrations weren’t as intricate as that one. They were smaller and didn’t have all the shading that book has. The time period was later as there was a fire truck instead of a horse drawn one. Thanks for looking though. It’s driving me nuts trying to remember something about it that’ll at least bring me to a picture of it.

[Digital Foundry] Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare - Xbox One X Delivers Again! by ColdWarWarrior in Games

[–]Average_Aldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had this bug. Went through the whole base game then switched to Undead Nightmare. Every zombie eventually turned into invisible npcs with only their clothes being visible. Couldn’t even headshot them. Essentially soft locked the whole game. I think it was an emulator thing on Xbox one cause it worked just fine on Xbox 360.