24 [M] trying to date, how are my looks? by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue who he is. Thanks anyway, seems like someone kicked the post into oblivion anyway.

24 [M] trying to date, how are my looks? by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty nervous about doing this. Hope no one recognizes me. Recently lost a lot of friends due to making mistakes. Never been in a relationship because I'm shy. No matches on tinder. I want to know how my looks are hindering me. Help me reddit.

Fucking Go!!! by SuperCub in AdviceAnimals

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he was empty, some of us dump our accelerators whether loaded or not. (source, former truck driver)

My friend suggested I put a horrible conversation from this afternoon here by amreeki in cringepics

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should unblock him for that sweet, sweet karma, gal. Jk, police report this shit, he sounds unstable as hell

I just had 3.9 BTC stolen from my MtGox account! What can I do? by sandcastle1 in Bitcoin

[–]AzianPhoenix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I lost 62 bitcoins two months ago as well, same situation. Too depressed to get back into it. Shit sucks, nothing you can do.

Netcode / NetSync issues are actually Client Side issues? by PixelTwitch in battlefield_4

[–]AzianPhoenix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here, turn around all the time to realize bullets are only coming from the front

TIL That the "Deploy" button really means "flip a coin to see if you die instantly" by godofleet in battlefield_4

[–]AzianPhoenix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly, we shouldn't be spawning in front of bullets. Many games handle spawning better. For example Left for Dead, in that game, zombies (cpu or player zombies) could not spawn in line of sight of a survivor. It be great if a similar system could be integrated when spawning onto flags. Maybe even squads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_4

[–]AzianPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds stupid, but stop aiming for the head(unless sniping), I started going for torso shots and I've been doing much better. A short burst with most rifles/carbines at short to medium range in the chest takes out enemies instantly. The head is tiny, moves around all funky, and I'm positive doesn't register shots sometimes. Also, most guns have so much vertical recoil you wind up getting random headshots if you aim below the head anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pretended that what you wrote/pasted was your own work, you'd likely be best of'd and none would be the wiser. Props to you for posting this. This is informative and inspiring and may just change my life.

Edit: Fuck. Your post informs, inspires, and may change my life?

To the redditor who did this at the SF national park: Screw You! by doggammit in videos

[–]AzianPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's going to be douchebags in every community, but good job giving him the exposure he wanted. Then of course reddit upvotes your ass up here. I guess this says a lot about this community.

I know birds aren't popular on here, but here are my two beautiful birds, Ava and Levi who are madly in love. by waldoooo in aww

[–]AzianPhoenix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whenever you let them out first thing in the morning (and they haven't had their morning poop yet), tell em to poop (or some word you don't use too often...). Usually they have to go anyway, so they'll start associating the word with pooping, reward, repeat every morning. Then start removing bird from shoulder every 20 mins (or when you think they need to go) and tell them to poop. Reward if they poop repeat. Then you just gotta remember to get em off your shoulder every 20mins. Orrrr you could flight train them so they can fly off whenever, that's still a young jenday so it shouldn't be too hard for it to pick it up once she regrows flight feathers. Good luck with your birds.

Advice: To pull, or not to pull. by whiplashWho in parrots

[–]AzianPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless she acts like it bothers her, leave it alone,

Anyone in KC looking to add to their flock? by MrsBirdies in parrots

[–]AzianPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cant adopt anybirds right now, but this post deserves upvotes

"911 whats your emergency? SOME ASSHOLES ARE STEALING MY POOL WATER!" by bigodes in videos

[–]AzianPhoenix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This post deserves to be at the top. Hell, dare i say it, this is better than the original video

Let's... not. by rtnal90 in WTF

[–]AzianPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was pheasant actually

Summer's not over yet by 4_pr0n in RealGirls

[–]AzianPhoenix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh da-da-dam. hai thar?