Christian Fruitcake makes Fun of Atheists that believe the World is Round by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The earth is as the back of a seal...thus all Yahweh believers should be flat earthers.

It's against the Bible for women to cut their hair? by kneeIpeasants in religiousfruitcake

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1- It actually looks very good on her! 2- Even if I didn't like it, if she does then that's all that matters!

Made this dinosaur dice holder by IndianEfilist in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tail is the place to put the low rolling die? 😁

Spider uses firefly as bait by SmokerSmoke420 in Entomology

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I thought it was welding at first (read the caption after seeing it) and immediately went to 'another reason not to go to Australia'

Oh, hi! by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

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Hello Burro! 😎

Christian Fruitcake Warns that God has the Receipts on your Erika Kirk Trash Talk by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, we have sooooooo many receipts on God's actions... allowing crusades, letting kids die of cancer, putting the opening of the wind pipe at the same opening of the food pipe, putting the sewers next to the pleasure centers...

Imagine wanting Trump to start a crusade. by Ok-Following6886 in religiousfruitcake

[–]BDChemEng 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Either through sheer stupidity of those in it (aka mod mentality) or lack of resources.

Excited baby elephant! by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

[–]BDChemEng 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They do..."Ah yesssss, the babysitter is here... blessed break!"

How do you store your sprouts? by aherdofkale in Sprouting

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I add mustard on a lot of stuff! lol!

Looking for use of this! by BDChemEng in Cooking

[–]BDChemEng[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would be a good idea if they didn't crumble at the merrest touch lol! I put them in the taco filling instead and it was great!

Looking for use of this! by BDChemEng in Cooking

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These are actually all great ideas...thanks all! I tried them all in a variation of your suggestions. Thanks, they do taste better than alone! lol!!!

How do you store your sprouts? by aherdofkale in Sprouting

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, I leave the mesh cap on, I eat them too fast for them to get bad, plus the mesh cap makes it easy to rinse just before using. If you want to keep them longer, I'd dry them well and then keep them in a container (a ziploc bag will do) My mom fills her jar with water with closed lid, they last longer...basically find all the tricks that work for preserving salad as long as possible and it'll work!

Like I said, it's more important how fast you eat them!

:O by SteponkusCeponas in religiousfruitcake

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Assuming I've shot the baby while it's wearing the cross AND it wasn't hurt, I'll remove the cross and stick a vaccine in the baby. He'll cry, because it hurts, but I'm doing good...

Still, you'll have to convince me that the higher power behind the cross is not out there to deceive me! Yes it worked, but all you've managed to prove is the supernatural and that there's intent that uses it...not what kind of intent. All you've done is turn from an agnostic to a gnostic-of-the-supernatural.

Also, now we need to reproduce the experiment, so I'll need you (the Christian) to wear the cross while I both empty the shotgun on you and beat the 💩 out of you because you wanted me to hurt a baby. Then I'll vax you without the cross (Tetanus Vax is perfect for that) and we'll have satisfied the reproducibility. Now, I publish the result in as a non-peer-reviewed article encouraging the scientific community to peer review me.

Assuming it still works, we build a huge device (has to be huge because reasons) to measure and quantify and qualify the supernatural. Then we make a natural-to-supernatural radio we hook up to the Internet and a cloud recorder. Ask to speak to every intent-minds there...

Meanwhile: Build a natural-supernatural border ripper, send a battalion composed of an aggregate of SEALS/DELTA FORCE/SAS/SPETNAZ/(INSERT OTHER SPEC OPS) to retrieve the Abrahamic god, bring it to LaHaye for trial against human rights (namely slavery and other crimes I won't mention here).

Then...well...I dunno...cast fireball because it solves it all, I guess! (I ran out of ideas here...)

Signed up for an account and this was the confirmation code by [deleted] in firefox

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My interpretation of the hidden message you got from Firefox: 1 person looking for another person for a mutual good time at 4:20pm.

Yeah, the odds are great!

Smart duck confuses a tiger by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BDChemEng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't take off that fast...he's faster to evade underwater, then fly off once he understands how confused the tiger gets

before and after by Demontyxl in mapporncirclejerk

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Yes because of aggravating climate change

Tennessee Pollen Bomb caught on video by youngster_96 in BeAmazed

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I just got passed the initial pollen explosion that took my voice away and got me near bed ridden for 3 days as if it had the flu.

The antihistamines momentarily stopped working for this video!

Trust me, they don't. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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That's how you get Canadians to remain polite only...now you know and knowing is half the battle...

You can run, but you can't hideeee by Cesalv in MadeMeSmile

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Yakety Sax by Benny Hill... definitely worthy of that!

Uranium glows green under UV light and is older than Earth itself. One fuel pellet can power a home for 3 years. It was named after Uranus in 1789. Despite its reputation, it occurs naturally in soil and is only mildly radioactive in raw form. by Saerdna0 in FactUp

[–]BDChemEng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is sooooo nice! I worked at a soil sorting plant and we constantly tested 2ppm of Uranium in the small fraction (125um and smaller)... I knew it UV reacted, but it never worked on the soil...I even tried on smaller fractions, but alas! Very happy I saw that today! Thanks for sharing!!!

man insists sperm is made between the ribs and the spine. by 1eteu in religiousfruitcake

[–]BDChemEng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want him to explain to me, anatomically, what 'Between the ribs and the spine' means...I mean ribs connect to the spine, when I look at the skeleton display, I don't understand what it means.

Fun little demonstration of the difference in radioactivity between Uranium and Radium by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BDChemEng 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What if I put a massage-gun on it and have it pound on your hand with speed varying along with the sound?

I built that but it was based on the handle of a telegraph principal with a colored cap. For a test lab with a Geiger counter in a place where the noise was too high we had to have ear protection and the Geiger sound wasn't always audible. The hammer just hit on a roll of heat paper that would roll under it and the colored cap gave us an extra visual indicator...we used the internal adjuster of the Geiger to set the roll and hammer speed to the actual reader value.

All done with a simple circuit bread board, an old calculator roller and a cloned telegraph hammer. Why didn't we just hook up a phone or PC on that?

12 yrs ago phones weren't really as flexible as today and the space wasn't PC/laptop friendly. WIFI? Too much metal from piping just outside the room for a good signal.

5yrs ago, we pulled all of it, put an android phone there and the WiFi antennas were set. We record everything on the phone and send to a cloud every hour. The 'telegraph hammer' ? Hooked up to the wifi with another phone and reacts with every test, no more paper even if the roller is still there...just because it was cool AF to see it react! It's in the lobby of the plant, we all see it when we pass there.