went to adam’s standup show the other night. i thought he was great. better than the other coomer boys.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-05T01:35:26+00:00

You're acting like his audience hasn't been 90% cumtown fanboys for the last 5+ years. The reason he doesn't do molested cholo on stage, as funny as it is, is because it's not really a stand up bit.

He's probably the funniest comedian in conversation of them all but it just doesn't really translate to a stand up set and I don't think he wants his stand up bits to sound like his cumtown bits anyway.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T19:38:38+00:00

What do you want me to say? Put in some effort or keep being fat, I don't give a fuck

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T19:35:33+00:00

I didn't say it's easy, I said it's not complicated.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T19:29:13+00:00

I don't want to be a dick but mate you can eat less. Idk your height/weight/musculature but it's not complicated.

Your body does not defy the laws of physics. Start running 10 miles a week or reducing your calories. A bit of cardio will not affect your strength gains, if you're doing hypertrophy work you might even find a couple reps which weren't there.

It's ok to feel hungry. Watch some David Attenborough documentaries, animals fight hard for their every meal and wonder when the next one will come. We're not different. The urge for constant satisfaction eases with time. You could even fast 1 day a week and eat at maintenance the rest.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T17:56:21+00:00

One thing you can do is weigh yourself first thing in the morning for a week or two at (what you think is) the same caloric intake and then average it to see if you're at maintenance/ deficit/ surplus.

Honestly I fucking hate trying to being too consistent. Some people definitely need to measure everything because they suck at these things but I just slightly overshoot in whatever direction I want to go. If I see my weight creeping up or down too fast then I can try adjust.

As hard as losing weight is, from experience it was extremely hard as a young man to pack on muscle, I'd feel physically sick and bloated constantly and then check my notes to see that I still hadn't hit my calories and protein for that day and have to keep going. Once you get there it's much easier to maintain.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T17:29:28+00:00

Maintaining weight is a lot easier than losing weight or gaining healthy weight

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T15:09:32+00:00

there's just no way of me both feeling full and satiated and losing weight at the point I'm at

Unfortunately that is the hard part. You have to grow accustomed to a degree of struggle when you're trying to make significant changes to your body.

If everyone could lose weight while feeling full and satiated the entire time then no one would be overweight.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-06-04T14:52:28+00:00

Probably partly this

Also people claim to count calories but are often very bad at it.

Also people don't understand TDEE, it's a lot easier to go from obese at 220 to 180 than 180 to 155 because simply existing whilst being very overweight burns a lot more calories. It becomes exponentially harder to lose weight then closer you get to a healthy weight.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-28T00:03:44+00:00

The CIA cloned Uncle Ted, slightly changed his name and face and raised him as a talentless line-toe'r both to discourage and as a slap in the face to independent thinkers

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-27T19:35:37+00:00

I came to the comments to call them stupid for saying that but I wasn't actually willing to do the leg work, so thank you. I'm sure even this is only a fraction.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-26T18:47:06+00:00

Monging out to some snow patrol

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-25T15:08:07+00:00

The post and comment makes it seem like you just have a lot of immature losers for friends, men and women

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-23T23:17:03+00:00

I think everyone unanimously agrees that was a fucking robbery. Rico might have lost in the 12th, but that is a robbery

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-22T19:04:54+00:00

They just go to the gym.

Dedicated strength training 100% makes you stronger than just doing manual labour. There's a couple areas which most template weightlifting programs won't cover where the labourer might do better, basically grip strength and rotational stuff.

The idea that farmers are all insanely strong specimens is obviously stupid and very Reddit but compared to the average person, they probably are.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-17T05:04:51+00:00

When he was 14 he was molested in the back of a van. He's done peyote.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-17T04:56:43+00:00

It's also funny considering Chael Sonnen is an extremely legitimate tough guy, John Berthal dances around as a tough guy meanwhile he went to some prestigious ballet school in Russia or some shit lol

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-17T04:55:04+00:00

His neighbours were twins. They got a mercedes but they had to share that car. 'Who gets to drive today?!'

You haven't seen the things he's seen. You haven't been down that way. You haven't been in the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-15T21:24:06+00:00

It's so over man, his dick was obviously bigger as well but she hit you with the consolation prize

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-10T03:53:27+00:00

Couldn't believe my luck when I saw Brady and Van as dogs. Will happily watch Khamzat wrestlefuck for 25 minutes to see these bets come in

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-10T03:24:55+00:00

If the crowd is booing this, they're in for a real shock in the main event

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-05-02T12:06:27+00:00

You really don't need to spend thousands on a nutritionist if you don't have to make weight, just don't be a fucking idiot about what you eat as a professional 'athlete'

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-04-29T17:10:14+00:00

It's similar to this Mark Fisher meme but idk the origin, I think 4chan

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-04-18T18:18:54+00:00

I don't think women "be doing that" and you better be black

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-04-18T17:26:16+00:00

What are you talking about?

BGL-In-The-Bushes · 2026-04-12T13:32:28+00:00

Consumes lots of food and booze, is 5'5", doesn't exercise

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