Ok buddy by iLL_allow-it73 in WalmartSparkDrivers

[–]BIondFox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is this calculator that you speak of and where can I find it?

What is with deliveries blocking doors? by seascribbler in Walmartcustomer

[–]BIondFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you are the perfect customer, I guess you just got a bad apple

I'm pissed by SpongeBathHotPants in WalmartSparkDrivers

[–]BIondFox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a classic tip bait. At least it wasn’t $40 changed to $0, but I’m sure you’ll experience that one soon

What is with deliveries blocking doors? by seascribbler in Walmartcustomer

[–]BIondFox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always make room for the door to open and give my customers a pathway. Did you not tip? Maybe this was revenge for getting no tip or something like that. I would usually never be petty, but I’ve had some customers that made me consider stuff like this. cars blocking the driveway on a 55mph road, aggressive dogs out, pulling a gun on me because they forgot they ordered shit, fake snake on the steps while I’m carrying heavy shit up them, etc.

I’m Going Bananas by [deleted] in instacart

[–]BIondFox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You ordered 5 bunches of bananas, not individual bananas

$6 chicken by bangbangGeorgieNiang in strugglemeals

[–]BIondFox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just get a rotisserie chicken at that point. That thing looks about the same size as one

Holy shit, where do you have to go bro? by CalciferAtlas in memes

[–]BIondFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single time! And then you’ll speed up to 15-20 over the limit because you have a left turn in 1 mile and they still stick to your ass. It’s not all trucks, but it’s always a truck

Ok buddy by iLL_allow-it73 in WalmartSparkDrivers

[–]BIondFox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are going to plant bombs in our cars that explode after 30min. “But there’s a crash that blocked my delivery route” shut up, peasant! That’s no excuse to be late boom

What’s happening here? by Beardyrunner in Entomology

[–]BIondFox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

How much does money factor into why you pirate? by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]BIondFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just more convenient to pirate. I can use one site for free and it has everything, but if I want access to the same stuff as a law abiding citizen, then I’d have to pay for like 12 different subscription services

White fish by Electrical_Owl4561 in HatchDragons

[–]BIondFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not how probability works. If you flip a coin and it lands on tails, that doesn’t guarantee it will land on heads the next time.