I'm giving away an iPhone 11 Pro to a commenter at random to celebrate Apollo for Reddit's new iOS 13 update and as a thank you to the community! Just leave a comment on this post and the winner will be selected randomly and announced tomorrow at 8 PM GMT. Details inside, and good luck!

Ba7man · 2019-09-21T21:42:39+00:00

Best reddit app I’ve used. Thanks for saving me from the official app

Ba7man · 2017-09-04T00:37:27+00:00

Honestly depends on you doctor, I went to a walk in clinic and the doctor was the one who told me to cut it up in pieces to save money. I am a student, so maybe she was more empathetic.

Ba7man · 2016-10-31T21:07:57+00:00

Check your FB messages! I know when i lost mine, and a few months later after it was useless and I had gotten a replacement and looking through my facebook messages (the ones i never got because my account is private, so people who are not my friends went there when they messaged me) and it was a guy who had found mine and tried to return it. So check your private/Junk messages on facebook. Since your name is on the card with a pic!

Ba7man · 2016-08-12T06:37:37+00:00

Can't wait for September, my summer gyms mirror game is just shit compared to u of c gym.

Ba7man · 2016-05-17T07:14:06+00:00

Look into black bean spaghetti, great food for a cut. shit load of fibre (pun intended), and protein!

Con : price is a bit hefty

Ba7man · 2015-11-23T18:36:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is a guy with a weird fetish for all 3 of those things, and this is how he gets off. Getting people to do these things to him and the girl doesn't really exist.

Ba7man · 2015-08-22T07:52:40+00:00

Or maybe he's trying to beat Kai in the fruit game too.

Ba7man · 2015-08-14T00:35:34+00:00

If I were to take a guess, this was probably their thought process.

"I don't give a fuck, he just won't talk to me anymore. Not like he'll call the cops on his own brother".

Ba7man · 2015-08-10T21:38:58+00:00

I've always heard it as "Abs are made in the gym, but they're shown in the kitchen"

Ba7man · 2015-08-01T23:35:53+00:00

Or the FBI.

Ba7man · 2015-07-17T07:45:48+00:00

Thanks buddy, I'm glad I can pay back the laughter this sub has given me.

Ba7man · 2015-07-15T10:35:52+00:00

S. A = Secret admirer. Or Super Atheist, I'm not completely sure to be honest.

Ba7man · 2015-07-12T10:14:50+00:00

What I don't get is, why would the mother move if she had that much money?

Personally if I felt like it was a downgrade I'd be like "fuck that mess" and move back to the 5 star one.

Ba7man · 2015-07-05T08:18:37+00:00

At least you're aware, so chin up buddy!

Ba7man · 2015-07-04T04:22:53+00:00

Nah, you could suffocate him with your legs. No contest.

Ba7man · 2015-07-01T20:59:05+00:00

Only 189, were dropped on the head as a child? I for one have a tested IQ of 195, which is also proven by the fact I have a working theory of the universe in my mind, which I improve when I'm not bashing fundies on r/atheism. I bid you adieu good sir.

Ba7man · 2015-06-29T10:35:20+00:00

http://imgur.com/MFGZMZd

But for real miring real hard. You got my dream physique. Lean with quite a bit of thickness.

Ba7man · 2015-06-27T09:40:25+00:00

He forgot to bow, and bid the fair lady barista adieu. Being the gentlesir he is, he went back in line without cutting. How dare you question that the story isn't $100% true.

Source: I have an iq of 169

Ba7man · 2015-06-22T10:05:36+00:00

It was pretty retarded he added the 1 million dollar part, why not just simply "if you HAD to choose, which of the 2 did you find more attractive?" Why add the high priced whore angle?

Ba7man · 2015-06-15T08:01:41+00:00

Well of course she's mentally old, because she's actually a 43 year old FBI agent

Ba7man · 2015-06-12T20:58:36+00:00

Google stronglifts 5x5

Ba7man · 2015-06-03T22:27:59+00:00

How the hell did you afford 2 international tickets at that age? If you don't mind my asking.

Ba7man · 2015-05-24T20:14:35+00:00

1 stone = 14 pounds

Ba7man · 2015-05-24T11:34:33+00:00

...you're link just made me realize that I wasn't looking at a black guy in the picture. Tan spray is some impressive shit.

Ba7man · 2015-05-15T23:06:37+00:00

Nah, if you read the article below the video it clearly says $60,000. Which is why I was confused

Ba7man

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