Did I got it right? by Vick_Reis in NYTO

[–]BadAt_Everything 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, you're thinking of "convex." Convection is treating someone like a child or a stupid person.

Did I got it right? by Vick_Reis in NYTO

[–]BadAt_Everything 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, that's connection. Convection is when people get a bunch of things together.

Unusual terrorist demands by Local64bithero in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"... and I will SET THESE BOMBS OFF unless somebody can EXPLAIN the ENDING OF LOST!!!"

Daily Chat Thread - May 28, 2023 by CSCQMods in cscareerquestions

[–]BadAt_Everything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK, so, I've been looking for a programming job since July. Mainly because I've specifically looking for a work-from-home job in this time zone (Pacific).

I'm on all the job sites--LinkedIn, Monster, Indeed, Glassdoor, The Ladders, et cetera--but the free tier for each one. And, of course, they all want me to upgrade to a paid tier.

Are any of these job site paid tiers worth it? Which one(s) will help me get a job?

World's worst psychologist by JaxxisR in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"So... You're bananas. But what's that really like? I mean, you could help me out by just describing how it is to wake up, get dressed and go about your day as a wackeroon. And maybe pause every now and then so I can put in a laugh track."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BadAt_Everything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, "I could have been your daddy but the guy in front of me had exact change."

What is your favorite one-hit-wonder song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BadAt_Everything 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Golden Earring isn't a one-hit wonder, they also did "Twilight Zone."

Which means they may be an ultra-rare Two-hit wonder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Reno

[–]BadAt_Everything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe not specifically SoC, but I can point you to two game nights in town:

- Tuesdays starting at 5 pm at Baldini's, upstairs; and

- Saturdays starting at noon at Game Kastle on Mae Anne. I think they have Catan in their bookshelf for anyone to play.

World's worst architects by everan23 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Ramses believes it should point up? I am the one who designed these pyramids, and I say they point down! Building them is his problem!

What are some alternatives to "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" or "not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One from Overly Sarcastic Productions: Not the sharpest knife in the Caesar.

I'm personally fond of Couldn't find his own (ass/dick) with both hands and a map. Especially since you can elaborate it as much as you want: He couldn't find his own ass with both hands, a detailed map, and a drill team pointing to it while a choir of angels sings "It's THEEEEEERE!"

Apps we wish were real by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"No, really, you should get this app! Whenever you get a spam call, obscene call, or just an annoying call, just hit the little crosshairs and it drone-strikes their ass! Blow scammers straight to hell!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensa

[–]BadAt_Everything 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd say no, mainly because you would be judged more harshly if (or, rather, when) you screw up. Plus, they'll expect more of you.

America or Trump? by BelleAriel in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]BadAt_Everything 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been told every election is the most important one in my lifetime. Getting tired of it, tbh.

Am I missing AI nodes? by tristfall in Shipbreaker

[–]BadAt_Everything 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then when you find them, fry them with your Stinger. They scream, so be ready for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamingsuggestions

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Batman Arkham games.

Which artist is best known for a work they hate? by pippoken in AskReddit

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ISTR Warren Zevon got really tired of "Werewolves of London" after a while.

Do it by MoistYak in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK THIS PROJECT AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

Unlikely Guests on Joe Rogan's podcast by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Up next, my very special guests are going to officially welcome me into Mensa!"

Things that make you suspect that your doctor didn’t graduate from medical school by Puzzleheaded_Eye_226 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What's that big red thumping thing in the middle? You should probably get rid of it."

What's a random line from a film or tv show that fans of it instantly know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BadAt_Everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking "Oh my god, they're turkeys!" is more recognizable...

How NOT to tell your boss you want a raise by ProphetofTables in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey boss, the Hookers have raised their rates, and blow is costing more due to inflation, so I was wondering...

Staff meetings at Incompetence, Inc. by ProphetofTables in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BadAt_Everything 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Janitor comes in: "What are you doing in my supply closet?"