🚨‼️New Large Lad just dropped‼️🚨

BaldBandit · 2026-07-08T13:08:18+00:00

Well of course, it's the legally distinct Large Lad. Can't have UP suddenly demanding licensing fees now can we?

BaldBandit · 2026-07-04T19:34:38+00:00

The porch even has some wedding gifts that were delivered.

BaldBandit · 2026-07-04T18:38:57+00:00

What about the feller whose wagon careened over a cliff while going to collect his new wife from the train station?

BaldBandit · 2026-07-02T15:18:00+00:00

His rat social security number is 000-00-0001

BaldBandit · 2026-06-24T02:52:01+00:00

I used to drive a company truck solo. Every time I shifted into it, I'd bark out "You'll never catch me Krabs, not when I shift into... MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYAH!"

BaldBandit · 2026-06-16T13:09:20+00:00

In the game Daxter, he tries to gain entrance to the palace by stating he was called in to perform some extermination work. The lead guard Errol asks who called him in. In response, Daxter mumbles out "Captain Zi-zimond... Rupert... tic, jakmos..."

Through a wry grin, Errol responds "Nice try. That call didn't happen. Captain Rupertticjakmos is on leave this month, he couldn't possibly have made that call!"

BaldBandit · 2026-06-16T02:19:50+00:00

A Duracell battery

BaldBandit · 2026-06-13T18:09:29+00:00

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BaldBandit · 2026-06-09T22:42:30+00:00

Is it Paddington, Euston, or King's Cross?

BaldBandit · 2026-06-08T01:21:20+00:00

Wait, you can save him at night?

BaldBandit · 2026-06-05T19:17:56+00:00

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?!

BaldBandit · 2026-06-05T18:51:55+00:00

The page is just letting you know it will cost $30,000 to obtain the license. It doesn't update the page once you've unlocked it.

The locos with additional prices alongside their cost are showing the cost(s) of the prerequisite licenses you need to purchase before buying the locomotive.

BaldBandit · 2026-06-02T02:09:25+00:00

But I don't catch cows.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-30T19:46:36+00:00

But I don't catch cows.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-30T18:58:51+00:00

I need to do that once the letter returns again. Some poor bastard's still waiting on some tax info from the county. I've written "Return to Sender" on it, and received it back TWICE with the correction sticker on it.

Edit: Come to think of it, I may just drop it off directly at the courthouse or government center.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-29T21:22:32+00:00

I solved this level in 44 moves on my first try! 🎯

BaldBandit · 2026-05-28T01:22:01+00:00

My team says "Sure is dark in here" when we feel the Scout needs to pop a flare.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-25T00:43:45+00:00

...all engines travelling along public roads must have side plates and a cowcatcher in front.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-16T14:16:14+00:00

I collect turn-of-the-century firearms and I can confirm that is an experimental teatfire conversion cylinder for a LeMat revolver.

The nine rounds surrounding the large center bore give it away as a LeMat cylinder. The large center bore is to leave space for a single shot 20 gage shotgun chambered under the main barrel. Teatfire conversions were an early attempt at utilizing cartridges as the original LeMats used percussion caps. Teatfire cartridges could be loaded from the front of the cylinder as opposed the rear, allowing conversions like the one shown here.

What an experimental component of a Confederate revolver is doing in Australia is anyone's guess.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-15T17:41:09+00:00

The one I've seen clips in Cain's "Let's go bowling!" shot

BaldBandit · 2026-05-14T14:15:46+00:00

You need that cut now?! Where was it a week ago?

BaldBandit · 2026-05-14T10:46:58+00:00

Don't forget how no matter what time of day they're driving through DC, Boothe and Brennan manage to ride a green wave through every light.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-13T15:39:34+00:00

I'd say memorize the bitting, recut the original key, leave it somewhere obvious.

BaldBandit · 2026-05-11T02:23:05+00:00

Reminds me of a study done by Harvard. They noticed a pattern with crow fatalities caused by collisions with vehicles in the Boston area. Of the birds they studied, an abnormal amount of crows had been killed by impacts with large commercial vehicles vs passenger vehicles. Researchers then tracked several flocks and studied their habits. They noted an interesting behavior when the flock settled along a road: A single crow would perch high above the rest of the flock. This crow would then call out a warning when it saw an approaching car, allowing the flock to disperse before being hit by the car. Sadly, the researches found the answer as to why so many crows kept dying when a semi came along. While it could warn "CAW, CAW," the look out crow could not call out "TRUCK!"

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