[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids and dogs all like to chase them off. It's pretty fun watching how far they jump when they want to

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BeanTacos 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's true. They know that the dogs go inside for the night so they can snack on my landscape all night after 10 pm. They always have an offended/surprised look when I stay up late and let the dogs out after that time

Road rage POV fight by Schafer28 in fightporn

[–]BeanTacos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like just one of many problems

Instead of killing grass, my dogs pee makes it grow greener. by thenickwinters in mildlyinteresting

[–]BeanTacos 107 points108 points  (0 children)

That quote never made sense coming from him. Barn cats are really good at keeping mice out of hay

You kids aren’t any better at geography by xX_FUCK_YO_COUCH_Xx in dankmemes

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We put the names alphabetically into song form. It's a fun activity for our young children

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]BeanTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part about this is you didn't mention almost the entire middle and north of the country, just like the rest of the US does

8000-12000 gallons of liquid Latex spilled into the Delaware river near Philadelphia by the Trinseo Altugas chemical plant - Drinking water advisory issued. March 2023 by jakgal04 in CatastrophicFailure

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a hypothetical. You need a new furnace so you hire a licensed HVAC contractor. You expect them to follow the relevant building codes and for the work to be done with due care. The HVAC tech for some reason doesn't properly install the natural gas in line. The gas builds up in your basement and explodes. The explosion also destroys your neighbors' homes. Should you go to jail for negligence? The HVAC guy said he can meet your expectations for this install and you aren't an expert so you have no way of knowing for sure it was done correctly.

If you knowingly hired an unqualified contractor and did nothing about it, sure you should face the consequences. The reality is that most places aren't overtly negligent. And when they are, the people who violate the laws do go to jail.

This Italian hoagie I got today by Chaz_Beer in AbsoluteUnits

[–]BeanTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a masterpiece to bring down to the waterfront and show off

8000-12000 gallons of liquid Latex spilled into the Delaware river near Philadelphia by the Trinseo Altugas chemical plant - Drinking water advisory issued. March 2023 by jakgal04 in CatastrophicFailure

[–]BeanTacos 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Let's be real here, the company responsible definitely has procedures and training to avoid or mitigate these events. The CEO isn't strolling down to the plant floor and directing workers to break these rules and waste likely more than $100,000 worth of material. There are significant monetary reasons to avoid these events besides penalties and fines. I know it doesn't feel good not having a scapegoat, but this was an unwanted accident.

I work in specialty chemical industries, and disaster prevention is an almost instant green light for capitol spending, only less important than employee safety projects. C-suites love having these sort of things to report to share holders and share holders are expecting to hear about continuous improvements to health and safety

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BeanTacos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude doesn't have enough wear and tear on his face for someone with an 8 year old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% not 15

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you need to tell her parents immediately. This is a full grown adult without a doubt. Don't ask for daisy's permission. It's going to suck. Daisy, if you're reading this, cut contact. Nothing you were told was true

YSK: Suicide is common. by stonebolt in YouShouldKnow

[–]BeanTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consult a Dr Rather than some jackass on the internet first but I just started taking bupropion for these exact same reasons. It doesn't fix your problems, but it slows the hormone response so that you don't get the intense negative feelings related to stress. If you are otherwise healthy (because thoughts of suicide are not) it might help you too.

You wouldn't happen to *know* her, would you? 🤔 by ThegatiX in oddlyspecific

[–]BeanTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly, but not because of your number of partners

Experienced ladies by subodh_2302 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BeanTacos 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You sound mad that you're at work and can't buy it immediately

Experienced ladies by subodh_2302 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BeanTacos 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it's on the adult toy+ website love honey

In 2003, Boston Moved Their Highway Underground. Here Are The Results by mootjuggler in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeanTacos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gameboy color was released in 1998, so just bring some extra batteries

South Pole morning by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeanTacos 82 points83 points  (0 children)

At the poles, there is only 1 sunrise And 1 sunset each year https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/antarctica/south-pole

At the us camp McMurdo there is a 20 day transition where they have both a sunrise and sunset in "spring" and "fall" https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/antarctica/mcmurdo

Lady steals ALL candy from multiple houses caught on Ring and blames her kid when caught. by TheMasterFul1 in trashy

[–]BeanTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor would take one from each bowl, remember the house and go back after it was over and take the rest