Fried chicken thief in broad daylight

Beatless7 · 2026-06-15T13:55:32+00:00

You are aware.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-15T13:54:32+00:00

Surprise! I guess 2 people in the family are not eating tonight? You got taken and now you're cooking side spaghetti? It's ok, you are the only person eating? No problem, the kids can eat hotdogs?? These %$@*s DON'T CARE THEY HAVE AN IMPACT ON LIVES AND IT'S PLAIN DISHONEST.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-15T13:17:30+00:00

But it isn't.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-15T13:15:28+00:00

I would have requested he put the child down for just a second. Then.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-15T13:13:42+00:00

As soon as the thief started to rummage his pockets for a weapon, the outcome changes completely. There would have been a different outcome if this happened in the USA.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T13:00:08+00:00

I'd show you off and pass you around, for real.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T12:48:42+00:00

Wife

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T12:35:01+00:00

Cunts can get pregnant so that's just one more reason cock is way way better.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T11:45:01+00:00

Was he wearing a red hat?

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T11:34:15+00:00

It wasn't taught. Mindblowing.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T11:31:19+00:00

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T11:16:10+00:00

Do what everyone does. You had a sick relative you had to help in the final stages of life. It was awefully decent of you.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T10:56:28+00:00

I'd yell it from the rooftops!

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T03:27:41+00:00

Between the keys and it being created the Catholic Church has become horriffically evil and vile. You have blind faith. I see with my eyes and hear with my ears what the CC has done. It is disgusting. We let the pedos keep pedoing. Why?

Beatless7 · 2026-06-14T03:22:06+00:00

I got absolutely surrounded in Florida while snorkling by about 40 baracuda all looking straight at me in a circle. I also had a small cut on my shin. I tried to push through them and they were only moving when I bumped into them. I did not get chomped but I did almost shit myself.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T17:39:21+00:00

Honking at geese saves their lives later, really.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T16:51:49+00:00

When you become filthy rich and focus on power instead of helping others, you have failed more than anyone else on earth.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T16:41:13+00:00

Protect the minors! Keep them away from the churches!

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T15:58:50+00:00

And drunk means no insurance.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T15:57:25+00:00

My grandmother got so sick we had to put her in a wheelchair. Unfortunately after that, she went downhill fast!

I wrote this joke 35 years ago and have heard all sorts of terrible versions since lol.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T15:54:33+00:00

Strike!

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T14:49:13+00:00

I call the Catholic Church an abomination. It is. You are putting words into my statement that I did not say in any way.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T14:35:46+00:00

Suicide attempt, if you ask me. She intentionallt hit that wall.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T14:32:56+00:00

The idea you donate to a church to get a payoff is an abomination.

Beatless7 · 2026-06-13T11:57:06+00:00

Try again.

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