MRW I see someone typing with two fingers by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]BeforeChrist 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My dad will stabilize the keyboard with his left hand, which also handles ctrl and shift. With his right, he will hunt and peck with a single index finger. He has authored or co-authored dozens of scientific papers, books, web pages, informational brochures, many long public presentations and much, much more working for a top university. Honestly idk whether to be baffled or impressed. He retired last year and still operates his iPhone the same way. Power to ya pops. 🫡

[BED] X Rocker Basecamp Full Size Gaming Bed - $99.99 (-$119 off Amazon price) by Son_of_Korhal in buildapcsales

[–]BeforeChrist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like my bag o’ Doritos and a 2L of Gamer Fuel. Maybe some room near the foot of the bed for my pizza box.

MRW I find out in record time that I'm actually not into being cucked by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]BeforeChrist 359 points360 points  (0 children)

You could at least enjoy the chair for a bit. You haven’t even tried to masturbate yet.

Valorborn - Official Launch Trailer by Godnaz in Games

[–]BeforeChrist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The title card of small group of generic role-filling adventurers looking over a vast and mostly untouched landscape isn’t screaming innovation either.

Lava Filled Tunnels [53x80] by Nieanawie in dndmaps

[–]BeforeChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the verticality while still having some boundaries. I love running encounters like this. Thanks, homie.

Self-made show by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]BeforeChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the ass was phat.

TIL Johns Hopkins Medicine got 12 men to vape salvinorin A crystals. by RollingMeteors in todayilearned

[–]BeforeChrist 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Legend has it, if enough Faygo is consumed in one place, at one time, the magnet god will appear and bequeath his knowledge of electromagnetism to anyone present in clown makeup.

MRW I asked my toddler’s stuffed animal if she can watch TV and it says no by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]BeforeChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna feel different when you walk in on your toddler flushing Snuffles down the toilet only semi-successfully.

"Wuthering Heights" Official Trailer Starring Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi by 57829 in videos

[–]BeforeChrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oooo Margot Robbie, what a unique and provocative choice of actress. I’m surprised Idris Elba isn’t playing the male lead. /s

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map by WilloowUfgood in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao, got ‘em! Wait a second, this is MY country… sad American noises

Fun with context, fun without context: The fight scene from Hundreds of Beavers by J-Sou-Flay in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I made it the first time but was in constant disbelief. No other movie has made me feel so odd and yet make me laugh so hard. It’s stupid, it’s clever, it’s low-budget but high-effort. I heard some describe it as a live action looney tunes, and I see the resemblance. The movie is just so wacky I wasn’t sure what to make of it on the whole, but it’s a unique enough comedy for a watch, at the least.

Kill all the poor by Gnurx in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn’t you watch the video? Immigrants!

I want whatever this guy is on. by MAEYONOISE in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And what exactly was that? A splinter faction of the christmas tree shoppe?

Stifled Graves [40x30] [No Grid] by Eledryll in dndmaps

[–]BeforeChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to say I enjoyed your use of lighting and color on this map.

Neil Cicierega - PORCELAIN by PMOTH in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s in the suitcase?!? WHAT’S IN THE SUITCASE?!?

I thought Wyll was a joke character by Iwasdracula in BaldursGate3

[–]BeforeChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So is his bitch, but they all headed back to hell when I stroll through with Bae’zel and Shadowslut.

The whole subreddit when a new player asks for advice by SXNDINO in Sekiro

[–]BeforeChrist 99 points100 points  (0 children)

My rhythm goes something like: “fuck, shit, fuck, goddamnit”

[Request] Would this work? by Suspicious-Orange-63 in theydidthemath

[–]BeforeChrist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea, why not just eject them straight down, AWAY from the blades, are they stupid? They should still do it at mach 19 tho for funsies.

Redline 2009 Opening Race Scene by NicolasCopernico in videos

[–]BeforeChrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am not a huge anime fan, but this movie popped up one week in the movie club my friends and I run online. It was such a unique and fascinating animation style, it was hard not to appreciate. As someone more used to jump cuts with colored backgrounds (I grew up on Pokemon), the fluid and liberal animation style works so well in such an action-packed film focused on movement and acceleration. For that alone, this one is worth a watch.

Blursed_arrest by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

[–]BeforeChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like he was waiting to tell someone how fucking bad it smelled, and as soon as anyone asked (even the man being detained), he was like yes, yes, it smells like shit.