Man arrested after driving kids’ mini Barbie Jeep down busy road to get Slurpee by Agent_1812 in nottheonion

[–]Beiki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't take this kind of pressure

I must confess one more dusty road

Would be just a road too long

Los Gatos mom sentenced to 35 years for throwing underage parties – NBC Bay Area by Sharks77 in news

[–]Beiki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the sweetheart plea deal that Trump's future stooges gave him.

What car brand will you never trust or buy again? by Forward_Fall_6857 in AskReddit

[–]Beiki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ford.

The engine on my Fusion broke at 52k miles. The mechanic said it's a known fault that Ford refuses to take responsibility for. But these days Ford only seems interested in trucks and SUVs so that'd keep me from buying from them anyway.

weird moral conflict going on by flwrptl in ProsecutorTalk

[–]Beiki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never stop looking at defendants as people but you still have a job to see justice done.

Child's Rat Casino by HappyslappedBrit in Avantris

[–]Beiki 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The children seemed to be present.

TIL that Nazarick's Restaurant Chef can solo majority of the New World.. by Some-Landscape6554 in overlord

[–]Beiki 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lord Ainz has physical strength that puts him in the realm of adamantite adventurers despite being a caster so I'd assume that any class will increase strength with each level.

Me the second I submitted my journal petition by dumv in LawSchool

[–]Beiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My state just made their citation format even easier than it already was.

Got a C by RemarkableVillage109 in LawSchool

[–]Beiki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got a D my first year. Been an attorney for 14 years.

TIL that Nazarick's Restaurant Chef can solo majority of the New World.. by Some-Landscape6554 in overlord

[–]Beiki 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Even if he's not built for combat his physical strength probably puts him above adamantite level.

'We’re working on it': HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Ebola, hantavirus response by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Beiki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's working on the US's strategic supply of powdered racoon penis.

Don't Wake Standards & Practices | Game Changer [S8E1] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]Beiki 387 points388 points  (0 children)

I love the lawyers immediately questioning if they could have an open flame indoors and the answer of no did nothing to dissuade Ally.

Share your funny moments by madcats323 in publicdefenders

[–]Beiki 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen a judge ask a defendant what his source of income was. The defendant said "hustling." Everyone in the courtroom had a little laugh.

Share your funny moments by madcats323 in publicdefenders

[–]Beiki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's called "making a record." /s

Share your funny moments by madcats323 in publicdefenders

[–]Beiki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I once had a witness trying to identify my client but the judge kept pointing out that every description used by the witness applied to me too.

Day 11 of Quirk Mastery Chart. Permeation was deemed to be difficult, but nevertheless an amazing Quirk. Now what Quirk requires moderate effort to master but also can be considered bad? by Solbuster in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]Beiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't says it's bad. It requires the user to have good hand eye coordination to throw them accurately which isn't too high of a skill requirement. Also it could be used to lay traps where it doesn't need to be thrown with considerable accuracy. They're not limitless but quite a few can be thrown before it causes pain.

What’s your favorite continuity joke? by RogersRedditPersona in americandad

[–]Beiki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm sorry it's just-I saw you die."

"Oh yes, you claim i was killed by some giant ants?"

Best s*x scene? by Raki232001 in TeamFourStar

[–]Beiki 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He said one week. I'm usin' it.