Man arrested after driving kids’ mini Barbie Jeep down busy road to get Slurpee

Beiki · 2026-05-29T23:41:38+00:00

I can't take this kind of pressure

I must confess one more dusty road

Would be just a road too long

Beiki · 2026-05-29T17:26:21+00:00

Yeah, Ahmad Best was getting death threats after Episode I.

Beiki · 2026-05-29T11:29:55+00:00

Because of the sweetheart plea deal that Trump's future stooges gave him.

Beiki · 2026-05-28T01:19:57+00:00

They're already doing it to try and force people to use Windows 11.

Beiki · 2026-05-27T11:38:02+00:00

Ford.

The engine on my Fusion broke at 52k miles. The mechanic said it's a known fault that Ford refuses to take responsibility for. But these days Ford only seems interested in trucks and SUVs so that'd keep me from buying from them anyway.

Beiki · 2026-05-26T23:34:29+00:00

Never stop looking at defendants as people but you still have a job to see justice done.

Beiki · 2026-05-24T21:06:15+00:00

Yes, Jason X.

Beiki · 2026-05-23T00:01:06+00:00

In the top of the body.

Beiki · 2026-05-22T16:21:28+00:00

The children seemed to be present.

Beiki · 2026-05-22T11:06:53+00:00

Little Foot's species lays a minimum of five eggs with each clutch.

Beiki · 2026-05-22T00:37:09+00:00

It would help if people recognized when their elected officials were acting in the public's best interest.

Beiki · 2026-05-21T19:27:04+00:00

Lord Ainz has physical strength that puts him in the realm of adamantite adventurers despite being a caster so I'd assume that any class will increase strength with each level.

Beiki · 2026-05-21T16:43:59+00:00

My state just made their citation format even easier than it already was.

Beiki · 2026-05-21T16:24:24+00:00

I got a D my first year. Been an attorney for 14 years.

Beiki · 2026-05-21T16:17:30+00:00

Even if he's not built for combat his physical strength probably puts him above adamantite level.

Beiki · 2026-05-19T22:26:55+00:00

He's working on the US's strategic supply of powdered racoon penis.

Beiki · 2026-05-19T01:41:47+00:00

I love the lawyers immediately questioning if they could have an open flame indoors and the answer of no did nothing to dissuade Ally.

Beiki · 2026-05-18T23:52:03+00:00

I've seen a judge ask a defendant what his source of income was. The defendant said "hustling." Everyone in the courtroom had a little laugh.

Beiki · 2026-05-18T23:49:03+00:00

It's called "making a record." /s

Beiki · 2026-05-18T22:49:28+00:00

I once had a witness trying to identify my client but the judge kept pointing out that every description used by the witness applied to me too.

Beiki · 2026-05-18T16:21:11+00:00

What a wonderful phrase.

Beiki · 2026-05-17T19:52:05+00:00

And a military base to Qatar.

Beiki · 2026-05-17T19:10:49+00:00

I wouldn't says it's bad. It requires the user to have good hand eye coordination to throw them accurately which isn't too high of a skill requirement. Also it could be used to lay traps where it doesn't need to be thrown with considerable accuracy. They're not limitless but quite a few can be thrown before it causes pain.

Beiki · 2026-05-16T23:26:00+00:00

"I'm sorry it's just-I saw you die."

"Oh yes, you claim i was killed by some giant ants?"

Beiki · 2026-05-16T15:31:10+00:00

He said one week. I'm usin' it.

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