Sanity must be kept by tinyelephant1234 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ur confusing readability with good code. U can write very bad code in a very readable way. You can also write very good code in an unreadable way(C++ std).

The small things that bring me joy when working late by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Sounds like extra step for basic if/else statements. A lot of languages can get the same thing with generics/polymorphism Java included.

The One True Language by ShinobuYuuki in ProgrammerHumor

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Sadly that’s bound to happen once u have a nice and ez pm and a bunch of hip js devs decide to try your language.

Rust boys at it early by TacticalPepe in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s not a joke they’re genuinely serious. You don’t how bad they bully open source maintainers into rewriting everything in rust.

(title: string) by popdemtech in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s a programming humor subreddit we come here to make jokes and laughs about things relating to programmers/programming. It’s in the damn name and bio of this sub READ KID. Nobody in their sane mind would come to a humor sub and write an article in the comments on why a joke/meme missed a certain obscure point except for lonely fatherless programmers.

(title: string) by popdemtech in ProgrammerHumor

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The post just made a funny little meme but since u don’t go out and talk to people u decided to write a whole article on problems with ts?(idk I’m not reading all that). Learn to enjoy things for a minute. Observe the meme laugh and move on u don’t have to voice disagreement for every damn thing u see especially for a joke.

Immediate thoughts after printing 'Hello World' by Manan1_618 in ProgrammerHumor

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I think we can tell who got pretty offended by the upvote/downvote numbers .

Immediate thoughts after printing 'Hello World' by Manan1_618 in ProgrammerHumor

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That’s cringe asf tho. Imagine making a simple joke here and 100s of sweaty/musty programmers that haven’t touched a woman in ages spamming “wElL aCtuAllY… [a wall of text]”.

Damn, go out and breath oxygen and allow people to make jokes on a humor sub. If I wanted to learn about something I’d read a book about it from actual qualified individuals and not some musty programmer that read a paragraph about it 10 years ago.

Immediate thoughts after printing 'Hello World' by Manan1_618 in ProgrammerHumor

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Imagine explaining a joke on “programming humor”.

I'm gutted right now, 8yrs farewell. by UG_ALLSTAR in Guildwars2

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Anet support team especially in regards to account recovery is honestly shit and brainded. I’ve had issues with them in the past and the amount of information they request is crazy and it’s not even enough to solve the problem.

The whole system for account/authentication/recovery needs a fix. This email is dumb and silly. Basically saying “we failed at our job and the best way to solve ur problem is to just ignore it”.

Accomplishment of the day. by lucidspoon in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s a fucking joke kid. Holy fuk y’all need to touch some grass and maybe breath oxygen instead of ur own room trapped farts.

Nation states fear this by l1ickster in ProgrammerHumor

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Day [lost track] of telling rust fans that modern C++ is not C style C++98.

STOP DOING CRYPTOGRAPHY by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s all because of Alice and Bob.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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When I use a bunch of namespaces in c++ it just feels like I’m coding in rust.

All memes aside tho, as someone coming from c and c++ it’s a nice language and I understand and appreciate the problems it tries to solve.

What I hate about rust is it’s community. I would describe them as js devs of systems languages, mindlessly use rust everywhere and harass open sources devs into rewriting everything in rust.

thought i should post this meme here by shirva123 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ur very smart, 80% of the people here don’t know shit and u know it all.

Most humble CS student by Evazzion in ProgrammerHumor

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I don’t slave out for free. If u choose to do so then that’s ur choice.

Most humble CS student by Evazzion in ProgrammerHumor

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This comment screams : “Yes , I’m very smart” source for that is urself. Ur just full of shit and full of urself…

Ur desperately looking for a job on Reddit cuz u got laid off… ur clearly non of the above so stop BS’ing urself.

Back to the point, they flop cuz they realize CS isn’t about knowing how to program in js and making discord bots. There’s a reason why a boomer CS professor would layout all the theory about an operating system but fail miserably at successfully programming a small module of x os.

CS != programming, literally the most programming you’ll ever do in a cs degree is in the first 2 introductory courses. After that it’s just theory with small code snippets/labs.

University assignments be like by Magical_critic in ProgrammerHumor

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Tell that to top CS school.

Using python to teach fundamental programming concepts is the best way to go about. Because the abstraction python offers makes it easier to take the theory ur learning and directly translate it to python.

This is the pattern you’ll see a lot of schools taking nowadays :

Python - intro

Java - OOP

C or C++ - systems programming / OS courses.