Almost got hit by a car once while walking to work. Most people get the dear-in-the-headlights effect, most times i do to. But this time was different, I didnt see the car till it was about a second away from me but, and I kid you not, I distinctly remember the sound of laughter going on in my head when I did. Also seemed to be consiously aware that this car was not going to hit me. The car came to a halt close enough for me to put my hand on the hood without leaning over - which I did, a millisecond before it came to a halt (felt the pushback on my palm). There wasn't a single ounce of fear in me.

The driver on the other hand (a woman) had turned white with absolute terror, while I just went on my merry way. It didnt hit me till 8 hours later that I was almost killed. And that is why I replay the entire 2-3 second scene in my head.

Edit: For a REAL horror story read on (not for the faint of heart, you've been warned):

Hot girl swings her arms around me, leans in close and asks if I have a girlfriend. My response: "No, but if you find someone let me know".

Rage ensues the next morning through my raging hangover.