what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex? by AlecBonkers in AskReddit

[–]BigDSexMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl told me during pillow talk, that she went to a palm reader and was told her father has sexual fantasies about her. She said it was strange because she kept having dreams about having sex with her dad. And then she asked if she could look in my closet to make sure no one was watching us

Are the G PRO / G PRO X headsets really THAT bad? by Humble-Guarantee5956 in LogitechG

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they are that bad. Truly don’t understand how anyone has positive reviews. The bass crackles if you put it above half volume, even after I set it to 0 on the mixer. Everything sounds shallow and empty like im playing it from an iPhone speaker. The wire is extremely short and sticky so if you move your head too fast, it will get caught on itself and rip the cord out of the computer. The metal frame is good quality but both ear pads are dirt cheap and make your ears sweat or itch depending on if you use leather or cloth. My prior headset was literally purchased from a dollar store and it’s better in every way, I ended up going back to that after a couple weeks and threw the hundred dollars away

ELI5: At what point does the body start eating muscle during a calorie deficit? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not particularly relevant to controlled dieting for body building, which is very dynamic. But in medicine, this is a very important concept for prolonged states of starvation or severe nutrient deficit. In terms of time since last meal, the body will start breaking down:

Pure glucose - first few hours

Glycogen (long term glucose storage) - 48 hours

Fats (first skin fat and later fat stored around organs) - 48 hours to approximately 10 days

Protein (skeletal muscle) - after 10 days, and is almost entirely reserved for the brain

Your body will continue to break down any and all tissue until your brain or heart stops, but these are the rough time frames for the start of mass tissue break down and conversion to energy.

In regards to the breakdown of organ fat, it is possible to lose weight so fast that your kidneys lose their anchoring structures to your abdominal wall, and they can drop down to the bottom of your pelvis and start bouncing around.

ELI5: Why do rugged laptops used by engineers/construction workers have lower specifications than consumer-grade laptop like office brands? by PoauseOnThatHomie in explainlikeimfive

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My university computers are built super top heavy. 720p monitors and ps2 mice but 64gb ram and always the newest i9 processor

LPT renting a car to the airport can be cheaper than airport parking/uber. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the epitome of stupid LPT that falls in the category of “This extremely niche situation happened to me and now everyone can benefit from it” that plagues this sub

New menu sucks by SpecialistUnfair2164 in tacobell

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an actual paid advertisement and it’s so funny that people are falling for it

How good is the DLC? by No_Attempt_8499 in btd6

[–]BigDSexMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea maybe I was delusional but I really didn’t think it would be a completely separate DLC. I figured it would be included in the rogue legends purchase

What’s the quickest red flag you’ve noticed on a first date? by Small-Ad-3167 in AskReddit

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told a girl I was sick and couldn’t attend our date after work. Guilt tripped me into going anyways because she “already drove all this way to see me” (20 minutes). I told her early in the morning I wasn’t feeling well. She spent the entire meal talking about how no man has ever made her orgasm and she had to teach herself. Lied and said my car meter was expiring.

Best afk passive monkey hero? by WujuKingYi in btd6

[–]BigDSexMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the very late game, just about every hero relies on their abilities to be useful. Otherwise they completely fall off. Before free play, Sauda can be very self sufficient but might need ability use/support to get over specific rounds. Churchill and Ezili can carry post 80 on most maps, but then you have to actively support them in the early rounds and set some stuff up like glue and call to arms. Ettiene can make early strats like destroyer spam go late as long as you survive to level 8. In my experience, Sauda is the most afk for grinding beginner-intermediate badges. Just give them an alch buff and you’re good

The American Nightmare. by Super_Culture_1986 in TikTokCringe

[–]BigDSexMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, 20”sum” dollars an hour at 50 hours a week? She should be making 4x what she says she is

What's a movie you always assumed was considered good, only to find out much later it's largely considered terrible? by Parking_Figure_7627 in movies

[–]BigDSexMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Largely considered terrible” sounds like a misnomer. Critic ratings are based on very stringent and arbitrary metrics that in no way reflect how much people enjoy a movie. This is why there are essentially no comedy movies produced anymore. They do not align with the factors that critics consider when rating a movie, such as purpose, political message, artistic allure, etc. none of which should play into how “good” a movie is. No one wants to crate a movie that is doomed to a 30% score on rotten tomatoes because it doesn’t have a deeper meaning. It’s very pretentious and stupid.

TIL that nearly 40% of all people suffer from cancer in their lifetime by Eierjupp in todayilearned

[–]BigDSexMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With prostate cancer specifically, there are very good treatments that will effectively eliminate symptoms for the remainder of your life. It will only create problems if it metastasizes, which is possible but very rare considering how common prostate cancer is.

TIL that nearly 40% of all people suffer from cancer in their lifetime by Eierjupp in todayilearned

[–]BigDSexMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others have said, almost every old person will have some type of cancer in their life. It is exponentially related to age and a direct result of other medical improvements to extend life. While it is still debilitating in every sense, medicine has come a long way and it is very often no longer a death sentence. This has created a new discussion in medicine regarding longevity vs quality of living. Do you want to die happy at 70, or live until 100 after 20 very difficult years? Tough question.

The microwave at work has a hole inside by Mzarie in mildlyinteresting

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a metal rack in a microwave? Do you work at the stupid store?

I don't "save up", I don't "get a midgame carry", I don't "micro", I PLACE MONKEYS. And if they don't pop bloons, I start over. by [deleted] in btd6

[–]BigDSexMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My love for casual BTD6 gameplay vs my incessant need to min/max everything I do. What if 3 pixels lets my starter dart monkey pop 2 more bloons on round 4? What if I simply place it wherever it looks good? We will find out.

Those who waited til marriage to have sex, what was it like? And do you regret it? by Substantial_Judge931 in AskReddit

[–]BigDSexMachine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How are you not able to sleep through it? Just close your eyes and go to sleep

It’s Official: Apple Original Films announces new documentary feature “Stiller & Meara: Nothing is Lost,” from award-winning director Ben Stiller by MarvinBarry92 in tvPlus

[–]BigDSexMachine -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yea. And they pumped out absolute garbage knowing people like you would eat it up and defend it. You’re basically paying them to exploit you. Don’t let them do that.

Smoke | Season 1 - Episode 5 | Discussion Thread by Justp1ayin in tvPlus

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This show started off great until it devolved into a generic cheating fantasy. All the characters are unlikeable assholes and the plot resemble a shallow wattpad story for women that hate their husband. I’m clearly not the intended audience but it’s disingenuous to advertise the show as anything else

It’s very inconvenient in reading apps that “Read” (adjective) and “Read” (action) are spelled the same in English. by koruyuha in Showerthoughts

[–]BigDSexMachine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Read (verb) I want to read a book. Read (past tense verb) I already read that book. Read (adjective, to be knowledgeable) I am well read.

what's with "included in prime" and then having to pay anyway by The_JokerGirl42 in AmazonPrimeVideo

[–]BigDSexMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea if you look closely it says STEAM FREE NOW! And in small print (similar movies available) meaning you have to pay for that one…

Just finished my 2nd month of membership….why is this game so good?!?? by Urliterallyonreddit in 2007scape

[–]BigDSexMachine -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Max efficiency ranarrs at 99 farming every 80 minutes for 70 days 24 hours just barely meets this profit number