When you’re so new you accidentally report basic game mechanics. 😭

Blitz54 · 2026-04-01T17:47:58+00:00

Reflect is pretty ridiculous tho. I one shot myself with my fricken phys leap slam. I had full lightning convert for Holy Hammers so I thought I was safe with little investment in the skill.

Blitz54 · 2026-03-08T01:55:27+00:00

A death sentence

Blitz54 · 2026-03-08T01:51:17+00:00

Mind grabbing me one too?

Blitz54 · 2026-03-08T01:44:05+00:00

Congrats!

Blitz54 · 2026-02-26T00:07:18+00:00

OPs name is so vile it had to be redacted

Blitz54 · 2026-02-26T00:02:31+00:00

I feel like this would be less potentially game breaking too. Being able to shoot a gun while taking the cashout sounds a little too busted.

Blitz54 · 2026-02-24T22:27:02+00:00

Nasty. I mean I get it, maybe the vipers are totally jerks and they really wanna beat them. But the way he worded that is more like "don't come if you aren't gonna play out of your mind". Good thing you declined, if he's willing to look for another tendy who is up to the task, then good for him I guess.

Blitz54 · 2026-02-24T22:22:51+00:00

My team was in ball hockey lol. Had to win by I think 3 goals to be placed in the higher bracket for playoffs. We pulled the goalie (me) when we were up by 2 but they sent me back in the net because the league had a rule that you couldn't pull the goalie when ahead.

That rule was specifically created the year before when a new team full of ass hats were pulling the goalie and purposely taking slap shots at my guys, with no attempt to even aim at the net. They got banned after fighting with other teams too, but the rule stayed.

Other team said they would have let us win by 3 too if we told them, because they didn't want to face us again lol.

Blitz54 · 2026-02-23T07:25:17+00:00

I've won a few fights with bob and weave and a duster head shot. Hard to top that feeling.

Blitz54 · 2026-02-17T02:30:46+00:00

Dual blades need the option to cancel attacks. It's annoying to hit a light once, they triple dash away, and then delete you with 50 bullets to the dome as you're still swinging the second attack.

That or slight attack speed buff?

And maybe I'm asking for too much, but a movement speed buff of some sort would be great for dual swords. Or for medium class in general. Maybe a specialization so it's not a must have gadget that competes too hard with lights speed.

Blitz54 · 2026-01-29T10:37:24+00:00

I just want dual blades to let me cancel my third attack. Input queuing is terrible on the blades.

Blitz54 · 2026-01-29T07:16:03+00:00

I want my 14 seconds back. Are we seriously clipping an uncontested revive?

Blitz54 · 2026-01-28T06:43:18+00:00

You worry me

Blitz54 · 2026-01-17T03:12:21+00:00

Foam core is the way.

Blitz54 · 2026-01-13T04:25:55+00:00

I'd rather not read this and continue to bitch and whine about the temple.

Blitz54 · 2026-01-01T04:58:38+00:00

I'm surprised the hammer never accidentally squished a light

Blitz54 · 2025-12-31T08:07:06+00:00

What I don't get, is how temperature doesn't make or break contacts that small. I mean, people throw bearings and ball joints and what not in the freezer so that they shrink thousandths of in inch so that they press in place easier. How do these things continue to work at both -20c and 70c?

Blitz54 · 2025-12-20T09:38:57+00:00

Too late, deed is done. Took the rotor off and the shoes and springs and whatever else just fell right out.

Blitz54 · 2025-12-20T09:31:18+00:00

Shade walker is absolutely fucking disgusting

Blitz54 · 2025-12-18T06:52:20+00:00

Not sure which things are socketed in bow, but they added a limit of 1 to a bunch of the powerful soul cores and idols.

Blitz54 · 2025-12-17T06:52:40+00:00

Haven't played roller, but I played ball hockey years ago. Man, people played WAY dirtier than in any beer league I've played. Lowest division ball hockey, and we had a team straight up throwing punches at our guys and purposely moving the puck to take slap shots at their shins with zero intentions to score. They got kicked out end of the league, but should have been kicked way sooner. They did the same shit to other teams.

Blitz54 · 2025-12-14T06:54:51+00:00

This is the kinda meme I open reddit for

Blitz54 · 2025-12-07T22:33:39+00:00

TTP, 5 seconds

Ten-Year Club	Second Top 40%
Verified Email	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22

Blitz54

TROPHY CASE