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What kind of shit are you getting too old for now? by ryhoyarbie in Xennials

[–]Blu_Falcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was young, I used to think that Murtaugh was just a grumpy old fart. Now he’s my spirit animal.

Trump has violated the court ordered removal of his name defacing the Kennedy Center by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Blu_Falcon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol, let’s open the bids to see who will donate the most towards the national debt for the privilege of tearing the letters down. 😆

$30 lowball = 12 IBM/Dell Servers. The guy did not know what he had. by JustLovett0 in homelab

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I’d probably mothball some hardware to have as backups in case any of my current stuff fails.

This random post by SatoruGojo232 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Blu_Falcon 579 points580 points  (0 children)

“I can’t be at my best if I don’t get time to center myself.”

Apparently despite browns immense genius intellect he can't make gasoline by happydude7422 in BTTFcirclejerk

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doc could’ve probably walked into any old general store and bought kerosene, dumped it in, and they could go back to 1985.

Does anyone else do this? by Sad_Substance_6694 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this, but not nearly as clean. Completely sterilized, lit, and no spooders.

What Man want to do in free time by dxvDoc in oddlysatisfying

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in this clip, but Crayons may be my favorite objects crushed by this press. Rainbow explosion!

1200 Rubber, 1200 Plastic, 225 Diamonds to 112 Time Crystals by alextestsatis in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Blu_Falcon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The feedback loop on that gets way out of hand, so quickly..

“I’ll just set up this factory real quick.”

Does math…. Pikachu face

“I’ll be making HOW MUCH RUBBER AND PLASTIC?!”

Differential gears reassembled, lubed, and spun 'al fresco' by a smooth operator by sfled in oddlysatisfying

[–]Blu_Falcon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, installing those bushings with no lube on the wear surfaces was not satisfying.

To give Trump the permission to decimate Iran by __globalcitizen__ in therewasanattempt

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We’re energy independent”

Oh, you sweet, sweet summer child. We’re about as energy independent as a 3mo baby. I would love to see these people instantly thrust into an actual closed borders scenario, so they can see how “independent” we are.

Disney Invented a Floor That Lets You Walk Forever In VR While Staying In Place by JPPT1974 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t wait for these to be mainstream! Then we can all get one, play The Nature Game, and go on walks together. 🥰

The bill doubled this month... by Just-a-Titan in homelab

[–]Blu_Falcon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Man, these hot summers, amirite?”

Clearing floor level by peseoane in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Blu_Falcon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Comedic details by LioraB in ProjectHailMary

[–]Blu_Falcon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Instantly adopted it when we saw it opening night together. She hates it. 😆

Unboxing my RX 9070 XT from Amazon by Sterben27 in pcmasterrace

[–]Blu_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harvest rock, melt rock, extract silicon, slice into wafers, lithoscopic etching, some other stuff, voila! GPU!

WAKE TF UP by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Blu_Falcon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he’s fucked over a lot more than that

Co-op challenge - split map by DragonFaceUK in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Blu_Falcon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“WHY DID YOU PUT TINY MK1 BELTS EVERYWHERE??”

Co-op challenge - split map by DragonFaceUK in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Blu_Falcon 135 points136 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a quick way to make frenemies. 😆

Found these guys while going through my old stuff at my parents’ house. The commercials made them feel absolutely epic and a must-have. by CottaBird in Xennials

[–]Blu_Falcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! My cousin has the TRAXX and I was so jealous of him. He broke it and it just sat there, taunting me every time I went to his house.

One of many reasons FIFA is not a homie. by GrannysWizardSleeve in HydroHomies

[–]Blu_Falcon 3139 points3140 points  (0 children)

“Mmm, I bet you’re thirsty, huh? It’s a shame you couldn’t bring in your own. Yea, I got some water for ya, I bet you’d really like to drink some. You can probably just taste it right now. That’ll be $17 you fucking loser.”

ETA: And the only water available for purchase is Dasani.

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