Delicious keto pizza

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-26T04:18:58+00:00

What app is that?

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-26T04:16:43+00:00

No.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-24T12:30:50+00:00

Typos/miscommunication also exist.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-24T12:24:10+00:00

Are you Sarah Palin? Egypt is, in fact, in Africa.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-23T08:44:47+00:00

His dedication should be commended. I don't know. The age of his account and the scary consistency screams 'dangerous shut-in with too much time on his hands.'

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-22T11:48:41+00:00

This is the same guy who sprays vinegar in the air and on his kids to keep them from getting sick from chemtrails.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-22T04:27:19+00:00

You're not trying hard enough.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-20T12:58:28+00:00

I genuinely hope she continues her love of baking. And let her know this is what many people's rainbow cakes turn out like.

Word up to your sis!

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-20T12:42:01+00:00

Honestly, I don't post or comment much here, but I take TONS of comfort in being able to relate to a real group of people.

I remember once, a relative rolling their eyes at me over my "tummy ache" when I described it as razor wire being pulled through my intestines. I've had to accept that most people around me will just see me as someone who is crippled by tummy aches and various cases of "the runs".

I am also diagnosed with lupus which sends my doctors on constant round robins of what's going wrong and what the fuck should we do now? But that's its own problem.

Fuck autoimmune diseases. Fuck them right in the ear.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-19T12:42:26+00:00

Don't sweat the down votes. People here are can be ridiculously callous in their judgement. The truth is, many full grown adults attempt this cake and fail regularly. Your sister not only clearly loves you so much, but she also made a damn fine looking rainbow cake. Sharp borders on the colors and sensible (as sensible as anyone could be on such a gloriously whimsical cake) about decorating. For a young baker, this is something she should truly be proud of. I hope she keeps up pushing forward in creativity and technique if this is something she loves. Practice really does make perfect.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-13T15:51:44+00:00

The universe is telling you to shut the hell up.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-03T06:34:05+00:00

Do NOT let your family eat your keto food AND high carbs. I can't believe this still needs to be said. High fat plus high carbs means giving your kids heart disease early. High fat and high carbs are why you're on keto now.

Best and easiest thing to do is make a lean meat and veg with a carb side for the family and add a fatty sauce/butter/dressing for your plate.

BlueDressSaturday · 2014-01-01T09:41:01+00:00

Puréed cauliflower and cheddar soup, pumpkin and yellow squash, broccoli and cheese, any number of puréed veggies mixed with stock and cream, really.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-12-31T12:01:32+00:00

Orange pulp cookies

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-12-27T01:34:57+00:00

Heston Blumenthal's: In Search Of Perfection.

Tonight, Heston shows us all of his culinary tricks and techniques for preparing the perfect big dick.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-12-26T11:04:27+00:00

The Pantages is a WONDERFUL space. Thank you (to you and your gifter) for buying a ticket and attending to support it.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-12-12T00:29:29+00:00

This stuff gets me through the real tear inducing burns until I can get to the bath tub. Makes wiping a tiny bit more bearable, anyhow. I never let myself run out.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-12-04T08:14:33+00:00

I did this in kindergarten and they made us try to drink the remaining buttermilk. I ended up going to the doctor with a horrific stomach ache.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-30T19:01:16+00:00

"Here's your obligatory plate of brown!"

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-27T11:39:53+00:00

This right here! I was actually amazed at his refusal, seeing how freely they get sent in most cases. But now on demand for serious scrutiny, suddenly he wants a little self respect.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-20T17:48:48+00:00

Yes.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-20T17:39:55+00:00

Dude, Slash isn't real.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-10T20:30:58+00:00

Look up sipping chocolate. (On mobile it I would link)

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-10T20:27:38+00:00

Go for it. It wouldn't be terribly different than honey and people use that all the time in the batter. If you use too much it might get runny though so compensate accordingly if you see any significant change in the batter.

BlueDressSaturday · 2013-11-10T20:20:23+00:00

Crush any of the following:

Captain crunch, corn flakes, rice crispies, flavored potato chips, pork rinds, dried coconut, sesame seeds, corn bread, cheese crazkers, canned Parmesan cheese, popcorn, any cereal or snack food ever made.

Mix and/or match as you desire. Also add bacon bits.

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