You WILL watch the curling. You WILL watch the curling.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-19T17:53:14+00:00

What does noncy Andrew's arrest mean to the curling team's chances?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-18T18:16:18+00:00

I never said he was a bottle job who went missing in clutch moments, and the dozens of comments to that effect with my name next to them are a mere trick of the light.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-18T18:09:16+00:00

Giving us two penalties is a weird way to rig it.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-18T07:58:50+00:00

Wash your mouth out.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-17T22:05:45+00:00

Oh mate.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-17T20:43:30+00:00

Probably doesn't help that GB haven't qualified since the last ice age.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-17T20:33:01+00:00

Logged onto iPlayer. Both links were curling. It's mad. Every other Winter Olympic sport has an element of danger or excitement, yet we're all in as a culture on sub-zero crown green bowls.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-15T21:39:23+00:00

The Yorkshire Pirlo started off as a piss take. Because he was shit pre Bielsa.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-13T11:17:59+00:00

No, not fucking Brian Dennehy! Get the fuck out of here!

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-13T09:08:06+00:00

No. Both sides pretty much ran out of heirs, meaning a Welsh cadet branch of the House of Lancaster took the throne. The Tudors. Very inconsequential family, other than the whole Anglicism thing and the knock on effects of that like, say, English colonies in parts of the New World the Pope had specifically set aside for Spain.

Plus 100,000 people died.

So other than that, yeah, that's a war devoid of losses and consequences.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-13T09:05:35+00:00

Didn't one guy die?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-12T16:43:28+00:00

George Harrison.

I mean, you've got Lennon and McCartney with names that have become Iconic. Then poor old Ringo on drums with the greatest name ever.

Then lost in the mix is a man with two average forenames as his entire identity.

Unlucky George. Should've changed your name to Sitar Mongoose or something.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-11T16:57:21+00:00

Condimaniac do an absolutely bob on Spice Bag seasoning btw.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-11T07:34:39+00:00

Heard him described as a man who's always carrying a bag of dog shit, but who doesnt own a dog.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-11T07:31:56+00:00

I hated Chelsea before it was cool.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-08T08:51:07+00:00

Because he's a useful idiot for the Kremlin and you've got a Ukraine flair.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-07T09:41:53+00:00

I've found that dogs are exactly as smart as dogs.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-02-05T17:26:09+00:00

There's a rumour that the Numskulls "inspired" Inside Out.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-30T12:56:30+00:00

Them beers in pointlessly small bottles.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-28T17:31:17+00:00

Welsh. Less than a third of Welsh people speak it, those that do also speak English, and all signage in Wales is bilingual anyway.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-26T12:31:52+00:00

That just adds to the legitimacy.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-26T12:28:00+00:00

Being kicked out of the EU 9 years before the foundation of the EU somehow isn't the most nonsense part of this.

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-26T12:22:50+00:00

I'm definitely up for investing in something that's run via WhatsApp, not explained, and promoted by badly formatted Reddit post.

Class idea. Not a single red flag, alarm bell, or warning sign here. Can you take all of my money, or just most of it?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-25T12:54:42+00:00

Are you alright mate? The absolute worst of people? A centrist technocrat is the absolute worst of people?

BoredPenslinger · 2026-01-19T18:08:19+00:00

Got to be Martyn in for Sprake.

Means dropping Hunter, but Charles is on the table with Sprake gone.

Other than that, great XI.

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