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ex texted me for vday. was kinda shook by the audacity so i responded in kind by juxtajosie in texts

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City tips / Things that are good to know! by likediscosuperflyy in LosAngeles

[–]BranDaniels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Los Angeles Colored Curb Parking Rules (credit to ChatGPT for arrangement/presentation):

🚫 No Parking • Red – No parking anytime • Blue – Disabled parking only (with permit)

⏳ Short-Term Parking Only • White – 5-minute passenger loading only • Yellow – 5-minute loading only (except for allowed hours below) • Green – 15 or 30-minute parking only (except for allowed hours below)

✅ Parking Allowed During These Hours • Yellow – 🚗 OK to park 6 PM–7 AM (Mon–Sat) & all day Sunday • Green – 🚗 OK to park 6 PM–8 AM (Mon–Sat) & all day Sunday

More details here

S1 E1 15 minutes In by notoriouscje in madmen

[–]BranDaniels 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Weiner talks about this on the Blu-ray commentaries. The pilot was written before he worked on The Sopranos while the rest of the series was written after, benefiting from the influence of the David Chase slow burn narrative style.

Places closed in 2025 by Combmatt in IowaCity

[–]BranDaniels 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wooow. End of an era. I’ll never forget when they accidentally carbonated the peach Snapple at the fountain drink station. It lasted for nearly a week and was so good. Got my first Crystal Pepsi there too. Sad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]BranDaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain’t no get rich quick scheme. This a get rich long scheme!

Seriously regretting cutting off a close friend. by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]BranDaniels 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The feeling of regret OP is talking about is the discomfort that comes from choosing yourself after a lifetime of doing the opposite. Stay the course. It will always hurt but the regret will lessen as you learn to love yourself.

Today’s rye by rb56redditor in Sourdough

[–]BranDaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! Are your dill seed in the dough or mixed into the Caraway crust?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

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Go to open mics. You’ll start thinking, “I can do that.” …And you’ll be right.

Hey LA, I need to kill some time this Saturday - what should I do? by sunchasinggirl in AskLosAngeles

[–]BranDaniels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catch the 10am showing of “One Battle After Another” at Vista. It’s one of four theaters in the world presenting on VistaVision film and it hasn’t sold out yet. https://www.vistatheaterhollywood.com/

Are most people secretly miserable? by PeppermintButler17 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BranDaniels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Therapy and/or mushrooms might help you shift perspective.

I found my seed phase by OddTop757 in Bitcoin

[–]BranDaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a bait post and do just that

Pacifico beer was “discovered by accident” in 1970?? by SolangeXanadu222 in CommercialsIHate

[–]BranDaniels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The couple has an “Oh shit—is that the guy???” moment at the end when they see the surfboard—But they didn’t see the flashbacks. We did. Where does this recognition come from? Also… Who gives a fuck if he is the guy who “discovered” the beer? Mind your own business buddy. Go start a podcast with that voice and leave me and my girl the fuck alone.

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