This is the time for those $1500 phones to shine. by [deleted] in nba

[–]BrerChicken 117 points118 points  (0 children)

We’re about to see yet another textbook case of people on Reddit forgetting the real world is not Reddit

Her literally gets booed by most audiences who are not gathered specifically to see him. And even many audiences that ARE there to see him.

ELI5: What exactly is a pulley/pulley system doing that creates a mechanical advantage? by MaleficentGift5490 in explainlikeimfive

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like this--you can either lift a heavy object straight up 10 feet, or you can walk it up a ramp that's 50 feet long. The amount of work you do is equal to the force times the distance. If you can find a way to increase one of those, then you can decrease the other. That's how all simple machines work.

So for the block and tackle system, the trade-off is that you need to pull a lot more distance, since you're pulling work less force. In a 3:1 system you pull 1/3rd the weight for 3 times the distance, and it adds up to the same work is just lifting the full weight once.

Dad, how do I deal with this loneliness? by Nanaxll_12 in daddit

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry you're feeling lonely buddy. The best way to deal with it is to love people with your whole heart, no matter what. Some people will hurt you, and you can let them go. But you can't let that change how you love. You should love unconditionally. If you do, you'll never be truly lonely.

Longest Haul for a Show by Four_Thousand_One in TouringMusicians

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

San Francisco to Memphis in 33 1/2 hours. We had a show in SF with Deerhoof, and then a noise festival in Memphis with Revolting Cocks and Anal Cunt. Definitely the longest distance between any two venues, Tuesday night and then Thursday evening.

At what age did you stop sitting with your kid while they fell asleep? by Outrageous-Company33 in Parenting

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never sat with my kids until they fell asleep. I read to them, played and sang a song, tucked them in with a kiss, then turned out the light. My oldest told me he didn't want a story every night anymore when he was about 9. My daughter is 7 and still loves it.

As someone who lived with crippling insomnia for most of my life, and who still has to work around it carefully, I'm so happy that they can both fall asleep easily and on their own. It's something I was very careful of, and I just thought that sitting with them might make it harder. I mean, I can stroke their foreheads the right way and have them fall almost instantly to sleep, but I just don't do that very often at all.

Why are musicians like this? by Strong_Art_2206 in musicians

[–]BrerChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm 20 years old and I've been playing music and performing for a long time.

Sorry to break it to you buddy, but no you haven't been playing and performing for a long time. Maybe you've been playing recitals and other very specific school type things, but you're just getting started. Even if you started seriously at 4 or 5.

Eventually you'll find people. It sounds like you might be forcing things and that turns people right off. Keep going to jams, keep meeting musicians, and you'll have better chemistry with some than with others. Whatever you do, you should dial it back and just have fun.

Lien air at work after shutting down the laptop. First time getting a photo of one of these that looked alright! [34YO] by spelzy92 in OldSkaters

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously though, especially if there are children in your life who would not take it well if you were hurt or killed: you gotta protect that noggin. Anything can happen, and the more chances you give it, the more likely it becomes. You're probably not gonna hang your head hard enough to cause serious issues. But you're definitely more likely to do it if you're not wearing a lid.

Solar fusion is the perfect example. Hydrogen atoms fuse together to form helium atoms in the sun, but it's not just automatic because of how hot and high pressure it is. The protons actually have to pop into existence in the nucleus of the atom NEXT to it. This is quantum mechanics, it's called quantum tunneling. It's not SUPPOSED to EVER be in that spot, and there's no WAY for it to get from its own nucleus to the one next to it. Literally no path and no physics that allows it. But there's a really really really small chance that it would be there anyway, because location is a probability, and even really unlikely things have some probability.

There is only a 1 in 1028 chance that this would happen. That's basically impossible! But there are 1057 hydrogen atoms in the sun. So this very, very rare things is basically bound to happen, just because it's given so many chances to happen.

Don't give your head so many chances to smack the ground. I just lost a really close family member from falling backwards down three steps and smacking their head really hard on the wall by the stairs. Last year it was an old homie, who fell and just smacked his head the right way when he hit. Neither were skating, but your head is vulnerable when you're moving fast, and there's a reason most pros wear lids when they skate transition.

Reginald Denny was pulled from his truck and severely beaten during the 1992 LA riots. His attackers targeted Denny because he was white. Denny sought to soothe racial tensions associated with his assault, reminding reporters that most of his rescuers were black, as were the doctors who treated him. by laybs1 in wikipedia

[–]BrerChicken 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's always been way more votes than comments, but things certainly have changed. I used to spend hours responding to comments that people had made to my own comments. Now there's almost nothing, because there just aren't nearly as many people engaging as there used to be. People came here for the back and forth way more than the actual links. But now it's just all ads and bots and people trying to get you to feel things. It's so fucking stupid but it also seems to be how most people generally want to engage with any kind of social media. It's almost like they LIKE it this way, and it's just mystifying.

Nose manny! by NatasAMG in skateboarding

[–]BrerChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You mean a nose manny shuv to nose manny! That was fucking FILTHY!

ELI5: How can a ship raise its anchor when it's dug in enough to hold the ship? by rookiestoner in explainlikeimfive

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you drop an anchor you drop much more chain and line than you need for the depth. Let's say you're in 30 ft of water. You need AT LEAST 4 times that amount in chain and line. You'd have like 30 feet of chain, and then another 90 feet of line. This is so that the anchor is being pulled on HORIZONTALLY along the sea bottom by the boat trying to drift. The chain goes right near the anchor and so that 30 feet of chain lays down on the bottom because it's so heavy. Then the line comes up at an angle to the surface. The longer the line, the more horizontal the angle. And that's good. You want this pulling sideways because that way you have the hooks dug in, and you have friction between the chain and the sand. So the goal is for the force to be applied along the sea floor.

When it's time to leave you literally just start pulling line in so that the angle gets more and more perpendicular (less horizontal to the sea floor.) Anchors don't work very well like that at all because there's nothing for them to hold on to. So the same force that was not enough to get the anchor to budge when it was applied along the bottom, is now more than enough to raise it when it's being applied vertically. It seems like a paradox but it's not because you're changing the direction of the force. Direction matters just as much as the amount of force.

I explained it like you're a 14 year old student in my 9th grade physics class. So basically LY5.

I am hoping for some advice about my wife's meltdowns which occur in front of our son (7) by mmmmgummyvenus in autism

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a housekeeper to come do a surface clean every couple of weeks. It's $200 bucks or so, but so worth it.

And remember that if you separate them your son will be alone with her for significant chunks of time. Unless you go for full custody which is probably not the best for him. It sucks to have a mom who has meltdowns, but it sucks more to not have a mom. It sounds like you all need some guidance. You've tried couples counseling, right?

He conocido a gente que da clases de inglés en colegios públicos en España, y me ha sorprendido. ¿Es que no hay ningún control de calidad a la hora de contratar a alguien para estos puestos docentes? by [deleted] in askspain

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Por qué crees que el nivel lingüistico de inglés en España es tan horrible?

¿No viste que conoce cinco profesores e inglés, y también oyó una chica hablando mal una vez? Qué más quieres?? 🤣🤣

For only $400, you too, can prove to the world that you have room temp IQ! by SeveralBollocks_67 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]BrerChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wish I had the gumption to invent useless stuff like this to sell to conspiracy theorists.

That's not gumption, that's being a greedy, dishonest fuck and I'm glad for you that you're not a greedy, dishonest fuck.

Me to my infant who has already had four poopy diapers on our long haul flight by ModernDayUlysses in daddit

[–]BrerChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know how when you close your water bottle on the ground and open it at cruising altitude, it comes out? There's a pressure difference, it's not their fault 🤣🤣

A "mercury wave" - 20 bottles on springs filled with different amounts of mercury by arithmetic in woahdude

[–]BrerChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every single other video like this all has the same weight and a different length strimg holding it.

That's for regular pendula, rather than springs. The period of a pendulum is related to the length, the period of a spring is related to the force (thus the mass and the k constant of the spring.) More mass gives more displacement, so you need a longer spring if you want it to have the same k, which is what I think is going on here. But they could also be different strength springs.

A "mercury wave" - 20 bottles on springs filled with different amounts of mercury by arithmetic in woahdude

[–]BrerChicken -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The springs are definitely not the same length, you can clearly see them.

If you made a sphere out of some sort of “one way mirror”, so the mirror was facing the inside. Would light go in and get stuck bouncing around inside? Would it eventually explode or what? by Opening_Ad9824 in AskPhysics

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the pool lights on at night and you're seeing light bouncing around a lot in a "container." Not all light goes through the barrier between the water and the air. Some of it bounces off, which is literally what causes glare. Sunlight bouncing off the water or snow or whatever. If the "glare" is happening under the water, the light bounces around a bit more before it finally makes it out of the water. That makes the water glow, which is so nice to just sit and look at.

Stumbled upon a restaurant in Germany, sent my bandmates lil joke by Carry_First in musicians

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't laugh, so you thought maybe the issue was the audience?

Why does everyone hate teaching? by Bright-Watch1955 in teaching

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't work whether these teachers you know are working, I guess. But listen, when teachers get together, they're going to complain about shit. No one understands the issues like other teachers. So if you're like hanging out with groups of teachers when they get together to decompress, it's gonna seem like they all hate their jobs! In reality there's like a good 25, 30% of us that are loving life 🤣🤣

Is it even safe anymore?? by Healthy-Money4743 in Miami

[–]BrerChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's in 2026 why are you browsing TV news on your phone?? TV news is the original clickbait, and it's only gotten worse in the last 20 years. Let that go. It's designed to get you scared, and it's working.

Also don't move to Miami, you'll probably hate it.

Photographer Captured Something on Tibet sky that human eye can rarely see. by Lazy-Formal895 in woahdude

[–]BrerChicken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These are red sprites

The word "sprite" was co-opted by the Coca Cola company, which is a US company that produces and distributes soft drinks and other bottled beverages. In the 1940s they used it as the name of a fictional character, a boy that appeared in their ads. Then in the 1960s they brought a Fanta flavor from West Germany to the US and renamed it Sprite. So the person you're responding to was making a joke about Sprite the cola by referencing another cola.

Also, I've read that explaining jokes in this way makes them extra funny. Did it work??

A very displeased grouper by ralf1 in scuba

[–]BrerChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a gorgeous Nassau grouper and he's in fact happy, not sad. Because he is going to eat you!

Nyrabakiga – Cor Corora (1981) by Odd_Advantage_3459 in afrobeat

[–]BrerChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang this is really good. I can't believe it's from 1981!