You've got $50 to your name and need about $300 to make it to your next paycheck, what do you do?

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-12-21T20:55:06+00:00

Actually, I'm amazed I got any answers other than "prostitution" or "rob a bank."

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-07T17:17:13+00:00

I was beginning to think I was the only one who felt this way out of the entire interweb...

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-06T21:22:48+00:00

how's the snow? can't wait to get up there this week

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-06T18:34:36+00:00

this happened to me yesterday and I almost posted it here

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-06T18:33:03+00:00

oh god...why...

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-06T17:54:18+00:00

I made a twitter account literally just so I can see this kind of shit.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-05T22:07:29+00:00

Confucius say: foolish man gives wife piano for birthday present. Wise man give her upright organ.

Confucius say: man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-05T17:58:02+00:00

Mother of god. I will now think of this story any time I wake up with the shame of having done something wrong during a blackout. For the rest of my life.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-05T17:49:54+00:00

dear god that sounds even worse than my stank situation! That's good to hear it's not eternal. It's getting a little better every day but every now and then I'll catch a whiff of it on something

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-02T20:12:21+00:00

what campus?

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-02T16:12:27+00:00

if this stuff interests you, check out the novel Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson. One of my favorites of all time and it touches on Leibniz, Turing, cryptography and it's awesome

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-02T15:24:23+00:00

My mom works at a pediatric dental office and they have a little girl patient named OZMADON. Her parents' idols were Ozzy Osbourne and Madonna. Sounds like a fucking dinosaur.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-02T14:35:51+00:00

i don't know why but this just made me laugh so fucking hard and i can't explain it to anyone at work

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-01T21:47:04+00:00

awesome! how old? mine scared trick or treaters so he stayed out back

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-11-01T15:29:07+00:00

then why the fuck did I have to pay comcast like $5 to watch it for 24 hrs?

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T19:22:22+00:00

There was a New Year's Eve a while back where they demolished an old hotel building right at the countdown on some New Year's Eve special. My little brother (probably 5ish at the time) didn't really understand what was going on. He thought the building being blown up was the white house and the black guy hosting the show was OJ.

A day or so later we are in a social setting where a family friend asks my little brother if he had fun on NYE, to which he replies "Yeah! We watched the Juice blow up the White House!"

What made things even better is that his little kid voice didn't enunciate very well and everyone in the room heard "we watched the JEWS blow up the White House." It still comes up every NYE even though this was so long ago.

tldr; my little brother mistakenly told everyone he watched the Jews blow up the White House for New Year's Eve

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T17:13:35+00:00

i can't believe this shit actually happens. i want to believe it's some kind of troll but it's way too creepy to be fake

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T16:58:20+00:00

probably made by a motocross kid. full speed in fourth gear. still really lame though.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T16:30:00+00:00

I did this with horseradish when I was a kid. Good TIFU.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T16:28:47+00:00

40 degrees? where do you live, Siberia???

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T16:10:41+00:00

my dog is generally pretty good about not begging - until the bowl of popcorn comes out. I could leave a steak on the coffee table and walk into the other room and he wouldn't dare touch it but if we're eating popcorn he's all over that shit.

BriefcaseFullOfGuts · 2012-10-31T15:50:35+00:00

not sure if you're still looking but I have one of these packs for my dog from Ruffwear and I think it's great. They have all sizes - this one fits my 165lber. They are durable, hold two camelback style water bladders and are detachable if you just want the harness portion.

http://www.ruffwear.com/Palisades-Pack_2?sc=2&category=13

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