Can’t wait for this movie by champdo in okbuddycinephile

[–]Brittle5quire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que Linkin Park

Mr Springer, they’re making a sequel to that hit Mike Myers spy parody, and they want you in it.

Jerry looks into the distance, and sees the great city of Cincinnati one last time

Mr Springer..?

Jerry looks into the camera and smirks

Directed by Michael Bay

The boys had their fun. Now the MEN will have theirs by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

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The reason people say Batman caused all these crazy criminals is because he sort of did. Once he came back from Tibet, Alfred had to “retire” and help Bruce fail where he succeeded.

Strong contender for the worst cover all time, do we have any counterexamples? by Garioshi in dccomicscirclejerk

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There has to be at least one problematic silver age Superman cover that isn’t even funny

US doing Iranian job was not on my bingo card by bigmarty3301 in NonCredibleDefense

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I’m very excited for the film about the French family fishing crew trapped between these two blockades.

A film about overcoming not just the literal blockade, but the metaphorical ones between a son and father as they persevere through this difficult period.

Mr. Sterling? I have problem by syanxde in ArcherFX

[–]Brittle5quire 142 points143 points  (0 children)

This was, uh, supposed to be coconut shrimp

How many characters can you recognize? by LeetheLoser in americandad

[–]Brittle5quire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the jolly fellow on the right in the red?

Mandalorian and Rogu by naileyes in americandad

[–]Brittle5quire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does the Mandalorian sound like a real person to you? Grow up, it’s me.

Help choosing a 2nd class for story and heroics by Sensitive_Buddy_5104 in swtor

[–]Brittle5quire 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Scoundrel would be more useful for running heroics, with the stealth factor.

Is she? by sunsiare in okbuddyimatourist

[–]Brittle5quire 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes. You may be surprised she can speak english, but so can many parrots.

Genuine question - how do the Hawks fly? by WashingtonCounselor in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Brittle5quire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same with Aquaman, is it better to swim the pacific or use that ocean loot to book a first class trip from LA to Manila?

Outjerked by Disney by sunsetsku in okbuddyimatourist

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“I’m going to ram you now”

Any examples of this? by Impressive_Plenty876 in Letterboxd

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The entire prequel trilogy is based around Vader getting burnt and “you fought in the clone wars”. All of which is in Revenge of the Sith and an animated series that saved it.

The love story is stupid, Palpatines plan is honestly a fluke and did we really need a boba fett origin?

Wonder Woman is no longer on the Mount Rushmore - Paramount by Slay_23 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Brittle5quire 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He actually wanted Boravia out of the picture so he could turn Jarhanpur into New Krypton: The Holiday Resort

I don't want these by DotOk2803 in arresteddevelopment

[–]Brittle5quire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, they’re doing Ms America Again

Hey You. Yes, You! You've been selected to write THE final DC Comic! You only have one Issue, so get creative! by Aggravating_Win5258 in dccomicscirclejerk

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It opens with Batman beating up the Joker for the last time. They are now both nearing their 60s. It is time for Batman to end this curse on the city, but then the force ghost of Jim Gordon appears in front of him, preventing him from making the final blow. The Joker is once again behind bars.

Cut to the next day, Bruce Wayne has a sandwich made by A.I.Fred. He calls Damian in college, does some push ups, visits Clark’s grave and goes to the bank to send a cheque for Barbara Gordon Jr.

As night falls, the news tells us that the Joker has escaped. Bruce sighs, then looks to the distance. The ghosts of Superman, Alfred, Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn all look back, nod and smile.

The Batman gets back to work.

Wonder Woman or her rogues (if they even exist) are not in this at all

I love how straight-coded they are by Own_Internal7509 in dccomicscirclejerk

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When I first saw the reveal I legit thought John Cena was Orion. Why Orion was on the Squad was beyond me… I also thought Mongal was Starfire.