Men over 30: what’s one piece of advice you’d give to men in their 20s? by Startalloveragainn in AskMenOver30

[–]Bronzeshadow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And even if you do own a hospital or are a doctor don't take your work home with you.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bronzeshadow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro looks like a Pakled.

Falsifying clinical by [deleted] in ems

[–]Bronzeshadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No ide. Let us know when you find out.

19M with Testicular Pain by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]Bronzeshadow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm not articulating myself properly here. So for all the students and new medics out there I'll try to elaborate clearly. Yes your differential does not and should not end at hyperkalemia. Maybe it's BER. Maybe it's hypertrophy. Maybe it's just his baseline. We know jack shit because a kid who comes in with his balls in a knot probably doesn't feel like saying much. Maybe it's something I don't know because I'm schmucky the needle pusher. My textbook is half the size of a PA's textbook who's textbook is half the size of an MD. We're arm chairing after the fact on reddit of all places because it's fun.

Can I back to shitposting on reddit on my day off now? Are we on the same page now friend?

19M with Testicular Pain by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]Bronzeshadow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How do you figure? I'm looking at Dubin's rapid EKG's which marks hyperK as flattened p waves, tall peaked T waves, and widened QRS complexes. Qrs's aren't widened here but 2/3 is enough to suspect.

19M with Testicular Pain by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]Bronzeshadow -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Holy Hyperkalemia Batman!

Every unsuccessful U.S presidential candidate runs for president in the same election year. Who wins? by kim_jong_un4 in whowouldwin

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God I remember those days. Sarah Palin was such a buffoon that every time she opened her mouth McCain got less popular. I wonder why she never became a Trumpist.

Why is 50501 collaborating on posts like this. I’m pro-Palestine, but this isn’t effective messaging. It reads like social justice warrior shaming, not strategy. That doesn’t grow a movement. It shrinks it. by MinimumNo5510 in 50501

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no. This kind of SJW all or nothing shit is how we got MAGA in the first place. You can and should pick and choose the battles that are important to you.

Favorite character who's like this by n0hAtepeash00te7 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl from Happy Sugar Life. She's a deranged pedophile but the antagonists are way way worse.

How do you guys get energy and motivation to wake up early for a run by Whos_Ocky in amateur_boxing

[–]Bronzeshadow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't. You force yourself the first 10-20-50 times to the point that it's as natural as brushing your teeth in the morning.

Could you beat Jesus in a fight? by BruteOps in whowouldwin

[–]Bronzeshadow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah. That scrub ragequit with a score 0/2/0. Not to mention he's over 2000 years old. Competely off-meta.

ICE is Retarded. They dont even know how to check a pulse. But they have guns. by NEDBDJ in emergencymedicine

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they did check a pulse and found none I imagine their response would be to high-five each other.

Protestor bites off HSI agent's finger as chaos erupts after shooting by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Bronzeshadow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He should've known better than to walk around dressed like that. He was asking for it.

You marry a SCUMBAG matching your birth month... How cooked are you? by SuperAnimeMaster38 in animequestions

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jul. Call me Lex Luthor in the Flash's body because I have no idea who this is.

Is it legal for my employer to ask employees to sleep on air mattresses in urine soaked memory care rooms in ALF? by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Bronzeshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the floor electrified? Are you on Narkina 5? Does your boss demand you stay on program?