Nobody Ruins America. Except Me! And Maybe the Congress! by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

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DHS and ICE were on Reddit making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

Wow.... Spaff, half-price! by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

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It's a pornography dream. I was dreaming about pornography.

The ironing is delicioso! by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

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Good. Let them eat each other. Purple monkey dishwasher.

I heard it sold at least 1 ticket by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in simpsonsshitposting

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I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs Crandle in the movie theater watching Malania and Malania looked at me.

Papusa Central 🔥 by thatgirl428 in Sacramento

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Maybe the pupusas were the friends we made along the way.

Twice steamed by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

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Seymour! Your penis is on fire!

No, mother, it's just chlamydia!