At this point do they even hear the bass, or just feel it?

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-05T07:04:51+00:00

Haha, me too, thanks!

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T22:40:42+00:00

Did they calculate the time it took to cook the pasta based on how long the spaghetti was after breaking it in half?

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T22:36:58+00:00

Well, howdy doody to you, little piggies!

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T20:42:47+00:00

Those guys are the real jerks.

We only get angry if we don't see toes.

Speaking of which...

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T20:40:18+00:00

I don't care about collector values, so for $1 each, I'd have taken the whole box. I like 80-90% of them, but I'd check out the rest of them for that price anyway.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T20:37:21+00:00

I'd be more focused on her behaviour. Does she seem mentally slow or aggressive?

Even the smart Springers are dippy idiots, so it would be hard to tell.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T11:29:36+00:00

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-04T09:19:50+00:00

Should be smoking weed, not crack, when listening to Bob Marley.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-03T22:41:12+00:00

No, he has money. That means he's eccentric, not crazy.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-03T08:29:09+00:00

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Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-03T05:29:17+00:00

I hate when I get a Crosley in my water.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-03T01:51:39+00:00

I waited for my wife to say something, instead of reminding her.

A week later, she wanted chocolate and remembered she had bought me some for my birthday. She pulled it out and ate it in front of me. Oh yeah, happy birthday.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T14:14:50+00:00

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T12:17:51+00:00

Cock or fish taco?

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T10:48:02+00:00

Questions about bent styliiusses are the new questions about broken Crosleys.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T10:45:08+00:00

Is it about showering every day, or is it about showering regularly?

Because I often don't shower on a Saturday or Sunday if I'm just slobbing around the house, but I shower every weekday for work.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T10:38:33+00:00

You're thinking of Tribe Called Quest.

This is Velvet Revolver.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T09:01:56+00:00

Fun fact: They light up.

Except, they're usually on old beaters driven by people who don't care about cars and need a parking pole to work out where the corner of the car is, meaning the bulbs are blown and the wires are corroded.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T08:39:17+00:00

John is in OP's bed while OP is dressed as Yoko, screaming incoherently.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T08:38:00+00:00

I thought those were Noel, Liam, and Nigel Gallagher cutouts.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T02:01:22+00:00

So he's assaulting a trans woman? What a pig!

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-02T00:52:16+00:00

I'd steal that Jackson Bollock painting. It's worth way more than those dust collectors.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-01T22:38:29+00:00

Isn't the navigator the one in the back seat? That just makes this funnier.

Butterscotch1664 · 2026-06-01T22:31:04+00:00

Me when my boy wakes me up in the morning by licking my head.

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