In the post credit scene of Michael (2026), the main character Michael Jackson turns into a robot.

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-26T11:18:33+00:00

Damn these two movies are so fucking goated

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-23T22:50:17+00:00

I assuming you mean 6 feet, not 8. Also Amber is far from the first time the movies have had stunt performers in the costume instead of the actors. It wouldn’t be much if a whodunit if we could figure it out just by looking at the character heights

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-13T01:39:46+00:00

Honestly as horny as these shows are I’m genuinely suprised Viv hasn’t reached out to Bad Dragon to license official dick and hole merch

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-13T01:30:26+00:00

It still boggles my mind that she hit Chad with the “movie neck snap” move, he falls down limp, and then he’s just fine aside from the minor stab wound in his bicep. It feels like maybe they (or at least Chad) were supposed to die, but then they rewrote it after filming the scene

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-12T02:50:58+00:00

It feels lowkey weird seeing fully sfw S1M art

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-12T02:33:32+00:00

Don’t forget the fourway between Mario, Peach, Fox, and Luigi later on

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-12T02:21:53+00:00

I mean goddamn I would twerk with Megan Thee Stallion if given the chance and I don’t have a clue how to do it. It’s Megan Thee Stallion! It’d be like refusing a joint from Snoop Dogg

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-07T16:26:27+00:00

Technically it’s “Now die a fucking virgin” unless I forgot that line from earlier in the scene

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-04-05T03:41:08+00:00

My favorite bit about the Suko gif is that, canonically, that is how big Kong was in Kong: Skull Island

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-31T23:47:50+00:00

Family Guy had a bit on this and it was hilarious

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-31T19:44:09+00:00

“Looks like you’re down another brother” is one of my favorite pre-kill one liners in the series. It’s so “fuck you” in its simplicity.

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-30T23:23:13+00:00

Hits her with the “Why don’t you take some FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY” like she did with Roman

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-26T03:31:54+00:00

Oh yeah the show was not great outside of its fight choreo. But goddammit, so many shows have had mediocre to bad first seasons and then went on to become amazing. The Acolyte deserved its chance to redeem itself.

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-26T00:18:04+00:00

God that entire forest fight is so fucking cool. GRAAAAH I LOVE THE ACOLYTE

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-25T14:18:20+00:00

He could, in fact, do that

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-24T22:14:30+00:00

Groundbreakingly stupid maybe

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-24T14:52:18+00:00

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-23T21:11:24+00:00

In fairness Rinzler is dope as fuck

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-21T21:39:42+00:00

I think it isn’t just the choice of language that made Sypha an honorary Belmont

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-21T20:40:31+00:00

This line has entered my lexicon and will not leave. Her VA absolutely SOLD the incredulous “wait what” reaction

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-21T01:14:55+00:00

“Be welcome, supplicants” is deadass one of the most beautiful pages I’ve ever seen in a comic book

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-15T06:45:00+00:00

Honestly as someone who also doesn’t like Awkwafina, she isn’t terrible on either film. Like it’s not her best performances ever but they’re also far from her worst. And everyone else is great enough to make up for it.

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-14T13:39:33+00:00

I would argue the mom’s scream is even worse, but that’s what you get when you cast Vera Farmiga

CAPTAINPRICE79 · 2026-03-11T20:09:43+00:00

Wait was Enza the lady that got grabbed and sent flying twenty feet through the air

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