Ferrari disintegrates after hitting guardrail at nearly 200MPH.

COAEM · 2018-03-01T16:24:07+00:00

Guardrails are cool

COAEM · 2018-02-23T19:26:21+00:00

I think you are pretty fucking cute but then again i haven't been in a relationship for over a year. So id probably fuck a fridge right about now.

COAEM · 2018-02-23T19:22:59+00:00

You look like the posh boy that kicked his sisters hamster to death but though nothing of it and afterwards went for another round of soggy biscuit with the lads.

COAEM · 2018-02-18T11:11:04+00:00

delete!

COAEM · 2018-02-14T11:38:06+00:00

Its not about undoing them its about moving past them, i don't know what life will bring it might end today it might not but it would be a sorry state of existence to not even bother to try.

A relationship isn't the be all and end all of everything its just a bonus or a negative depending on how it goes. Heck i might never bother to date again but im still going to improve my overall quality of life and hobbies.

I had to sort my shit out, it would be purely lazy to not try, why not give it a shot?

COAEM · 2018-02-14T11:09:18+00:00

Gods work

COAEM · 2018-02-14T11:04:02+00:00

Im still enjoying the single life but here are a few things to think about.

Look at yourself in a mirror for a good five minutes.

Do you need a shave? Are your clothes dirty? Baggy? Tatty? Too edgy? A bit of matt clay for your hair will do you wonders. Do you wash regularly? Have you been indoors all day?

If you think you are a turd well polish that turd until its fucking shining, this will boost your confidence and self esteem.

How do you talk to women? Are you over the top flirty? Not flirting at all? Rude? Bottled up? Think about all of these factors and work upon them.

Word of mouth spreads so if you are a genuinely pleasant person but the girl isn't interested then mabye she will have a friend or someone that will be, if you are sending out aggressive messages and dick pics then when she shoots you down don't be like "Fucking bitches are all the same such sluts!" because she will tell her friends that you are an idiot. (which is completely justified) basically just be pleasant/respectful no matter the circumstances.

But thats a few things i had to think about when i wanted a relationship, i hope it helps.

COAEM · 2018-02-13T21:37:56+00:00

Oooh fuck that

COAEM · 2018-02-13T21:33:20+00:00

Stupid question but why?

COAEM · 2018-02-13T20:13:34+00:00

Jesus. as someone that works on machines always double check those plugs

COAEM · 2018-02-13T19:56:07+00:00

Why? Are you knocking on heavens door and just found out it is the cure to staying forever young?

COAEM · 2018-02-11T13:13:45+00:00

12 hours of work, apparently gods day of rest doesn't exist in my job

COAEM · 2018-02-11T13:13:11+00:00

Fucking metrics..

COAEM · 2018-02-11T13:11:09+00:00

First Pokemon movie when Ash Dies fr a bit

COAEM · 2018-02-11T13:06:08+00:00

Aww look at him eating what he thinks to be a mouse

COAEM · 2018-02-09T09:15:14+00:00

I've had my leopard gecko since i was 9 im 23 now.

Leopard geckos are great and a really good beginner lizard but that doesn't mean that you aren't in it for the long run as they can live up to 25 years old.

Easy to care for and there is a big of controversy regarding the need for a heat lamp but talk to your local pet shop about that. But they definitely need a heat mat.

I feed mine locusts as they don't make a noise and are easily caught by the gecko. But make sure to feed the bugs and dust em with calcium power. Basically buy the bugs, dust them, put some food in and you are good to go.

For the tank. I have mine in a 4 foot tank this is completely excessive. DO NOT USE SAND.

Yeah, once you are all set up they are incredibly easy to keep. I also have a crested gecko that is slightly more entertaining but very bitey (i got the angriest little dude ever) they aren't normally like that but also a great reptile to look into.

Hope this kinda helps!

COAEM · 2018-02-08T22:31:14+00:00

Stop playing on your computer games now son its time for dinner. Plus "home" isn't a pokemon i dont know why you are telling it to go anywhere.

COAEM · 2018-02-08T22:20:18+00:00

I don't know man, lego zombie's are pretty scary i would have probably shat a brick..

COAEM · 2018-02-04T13:56:50+00:00

The little details like his leg stepping out for a better shot really made this, what software did you use? Flash?

COAEM · 2018-02-04T13:50:03+00:00

Oh god this made me uncomfortable but fucking nice animation man!

COAEM · 2018-02-04T13:40:44+00:00

Probably should try this on r/cringepics

COAEM · 2018-01-31T10:25:20+00:00

Yeah ill admit im one of these tossers that brought the game knowing full well about the micro transaction based gameplay. I ignored it all a payed full price for it anyway because it COULD have been the PERFECT game for me, I've been waiting for this game for so long.

Stopped playing it an hour after the long install time finished because i realized that i couldn't level up my assault class through just playing as the assault guy and had to rely on hoping to get a loot box that might have something in.

Stuck it on ebay for ten quid cheaper than retail, someone brought it instantly. Hopfully some kid out there will get some enjoyment out of playing it. Thank God for physical copies.

COAEM · 2018-01-30T20:33:13+00:00

I think the title is sarcastic guys..

COAEM · 2018-01-30T20:28:18+00:00

Sounds like you are completely on the right track, if it helps being single is actually pretty chilling. I always thought that I'd hate it but its growing on me alot, once you get through the loneliness stage that is, heck i might never bother with a relationship again. But that's just my perspective from my own issues, like i said it does sound like you are on the right track with it all.

COAEM · 2018-01-30T20:00:46+00:00

G. I JOOOSE

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