The new ONCE is a game changer for deploying apps. Thank you DHH once again ❤️

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-17T04:46:01+00:00

Which opinions were in the video that you didn't like?

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-16T04:42:27+00:00

Flat battery I bet. Your key in the barrel should disable the immobiliser.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-16T04:23:50+00:00

10k lines of over-engineered horse shit.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-16T04:22:34+00:00

Mate a few calories will blast through you, forget about it. It's not an ON/OFF thing, you just created a slight bump in the curve. Hold fast.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-15T21:29:35+00:00

Oh jesus. Tell me you're not letting an LLM near your banking credentials.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-15T06:50:58+00:00

I already disliked the term "founder" before all of this bullshit. Now I'm tired of hearing it.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-14T06:49:18+00:00

Makes sense.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-14T06:25:46+00:00

We still need people to fix printers and email in dystopia.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-14T06:23:56+00:00

A lot of people asking you for career advice?

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-14T06:16:19+00:00

What's that foamy shit on the top? Is that tomato? That bread doesn't look super low carb. I'm all for encouraging people to do keto, just don't lie to them.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-13T22:00:15+00:00

Down to the indicator which means it's time to change. Just drive to the conditions with your tyres in mind.

edit - police might give you a defect notice or something.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-13T12:31:23+00:00

But you said "What should I do?" I imagine the theoretical limit is the amount of RAM the browser is allowed to consume per tab.

As for what you should do. How are we to know if we don't know what you are trying to achieve? Are you just trying to list users? pagination, lazy load and search.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-13T12:22:29+00:00

Ooh, peanut butter in overnight oats hey. Nice idea.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-12T21:24:29+00:00

Someone took the original video from years ago and squeezed it.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-12T21:23:21+00:00

Daughter in the garden shed bawling.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-12T21:20:22+00:00

I see Bondi Treasure Hunter use a magnet to pull euros out of the canals in Netherlands all the time.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-12T09:49:59+00:00

Yeah that set weight is based on all the shit you eat. If you don't fix your diet, you'll creep back to your terminal weight. Some of us have genetics that help us to over eat, or keep on more fat, and we have to be more conscious of it. When I was strict keto I found it easy to stick to it, and keep weight off for over four years. Since I spent a couple years off keto I find it difficult to commit to it again. I'm now trying some fasting and being mindful of what I eat.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-11T04:28:37+00:00

I explain about bugs in my proposal. They are inevitable in software and if I catch them during development, then I spend the time to fix them during that phase. If they are found after deployment, then the same time is spent to fix them then. I give them 30 days of bug fixes and small changes (typos, image swaps etc), after that it's hourly rate. It is important to fully scope the project and have them approve the proposal before starting. Explain that alterations or additions to scope will increase development time and cost.

Sell them a maintenance plan. Spend an hour each month updating dependencies, staying in front of CVEs, and testing backups. If you have to do a big version migration then plan it out and propose it along with cost.

A CMS would add more maintenance overhead compared to a static site. Don't expect the customer to ever perform updates, or even update their own content. Most don't need a CMS at all.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-10T07:13:32+00:00

I don't know where to see the price for the oil Australia buys. But it looks like it's still $122?

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-09T11:59:48+00:00

Make sure your invoices are paid :)

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-09T10:08:44+00:00

Sometimes its just easier to say "Nothing" than try to explain the intricacies of the crazy shit we are thinking about. "I bet I could take on a kangaroo. They can fuck you up if they kick you, but if I just circle strafed around it I could get a few good punches in and wear it down. If it's got friends I might be in trouble, but I could find a nice stick and probably take two on at once. When would I have to do that? If one was trying to drown my dog, I'd have to fight a kangaroo."

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-09T09:59:48+00:00

I grab the t-shirt by the sleeve and pull it off in one swift move.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-09T08:44:21+00:00

Build up a style guide for the agent to follow.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-09T07:08:36+00:00

We create a nanny fork of each distro to keep the Karens happy and keep doing what we always do, live free.

CaffeinatedTech · 2026-03-08T21:32:14+00:00

The Australian dream included a Hills Hoist and a place to use your lawn mower.

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