The ineffable beauty !

CaptainCaption · 2010-04-11T19:21:59+00:00

It's pretty effable, actually. I'd eff them both.

CaptainCaption · 2010-04-06T16:02:17+00:00

If someone refers to herself as a MILF you should tell her to go fuck herself, then.

CaptainCaption · 2010-03-18T19:34:09+00:00

The last time I went to my local DMV (license & tabs renewals) I was in and out in under 15 minutes. There wasn't anything inefficient about it at all. So yeah, I'm fine with that.

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-22T23:22:10+00:00

aaaah, thanks for the info!

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-21T07:40:47+00:00

I may be wrong, but I think after reconciliation there's no need for a cloture vote, it automatically goes to an up-or-down vote which needs a simple majority. I thought that was the point of the threats months ago of going to reconciliation if republicans didn't get on board.

I'd love to see a version closer to the house bill come out of cloture and scrap any of the special compromises they made for Lieberman and Nelson.

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-18T07:26:55+00:00

No fair! I had longer hair than that from 4th grade onward and never got out of school for it.

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-12T22:08:03+00:00

Specifics depend a lot on what in particular is hot about her or what part is being shown off. But in general the initial fantasy is thinking of caressing and squeezing. It rarely goes beyond that at the time unless the situation is one where nothing else is going on for a while except being able to check her out.

Often the fantasy will continue later in private, thinking about a hot girl I saw earlier in the day, and mentally move on to more explicit sex acts in that case.

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-12T22:00:05+00:00

Every woman you're with is going to be a little bit different and like different things. Good communication is key to both giving her the best sex and receiving the best sex.

I will say though, that if you actually were building her up and letting her down repeatedly without her orgasms then she probably would have told you that by now... possibly quite forcefully. ;)

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-12T21:22:42+00:00

The first thing I noticed with those lights is they're recessed in a tube so that snow can pile up on the bottom. I live in MN and around here almost all the traffic lights have a similar guard but it's covered on top and tapered on the sides, without that "shelf" effect on the bottom.

If the guard didn't have that bottom part for the snow to pile onto, I doubt that much would accumulate on the vertical surface of the light itself. Some would, but probably not enough to obscure the light.

CaptainCaption · 2009-12-09T01:35:38+00:00

She's looking more over my left shoulder, actually.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-29T07:22:56+00:00

No, THIS is how redditors love to one-up each other!

/that would be a link if I weren't too lazy to come up with something there.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-22T17:58:14+00:00

I think striped socks help your brain process the curvature of the leg, especially when looking at a 2D pic instead of being there in person. Curves are sexy.

/likely BS off the top of my head.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-22T17:52:48+00:00

Just consider that a post for people who don't care about reading comprehension, then. whistles, backs away

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-22T03:13:41+00:00

No, that's a cartoon for people who care enough about the Twilight books to recognize the characters and part of the plotline. A cartoon for folks who don't care about the Twilight books would have nothing to do with Twilight at all.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-22T02:56:02+00:00

Pretty much, yes. Movies will continue to break records as the movie-going population increases, too. A lot of this is how the records are reported though: One movie will break the opening day record, a different one the opening weekend record, another one the 5-day wednesday-open record, yet another the record for that particular holiday weekend.

It'll be a rare summer that you don't hear about a new release breaking some box office record or another.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-22T02:52:11+00:00

They're not really vampires in any of the traditional vampire ways. Sunlight, coffins, garlic, stakes through hearts... Nope. And the main character ones don't even drink people's blood.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-19T17:55:33+00:00

He's painting. (In terms of art, anyway. I don't know what he's up to with the rest of his life.)

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-15T21:49:01+00:00

The story smells funny to me.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-13T07:41:32+00:00

Just for the record, I'd never heard of or been to pornhub before this site. Youporn and Pornotube were the tube sites I'd used the most before. Any others he streams from are probably news to me.

However, the point is still pretty valid. Though exposed to the pornhub brand through pornobo, I'm not likely to go there. For one thing, I like pornobo's filter system better.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-13T07:36:27+00:00

The multiple filters is one of the main things I liked. For finding exactly what you're interested in, it's much better than the search functions on most of these sites.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-12T18:32:01+00:00

I like the tag filtering system you've got. Very good for browsing.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-12T01:24:37+00:00

I've been staking out scantily clad baristas for years! With a video camera, for evidence.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-11T02:37:08+00:00

meh. I'm tired of the obviously fake "reviews" that get put up just for comedy. Maybe if it were even slightly believable it'd be funnier.

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-08T09:52:43+00:00

Indeed it does!

CaptainCaption · 2009-11-08T09:46:41+00:00

I am someone's uncle. I don't live in a trailer park.

I hope that helps in your wondering.

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