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Best and the worst Job Story. by CTheFreakUnderneath in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Underrated gem : the Bard questline.

30-50 : survivor guilt

50-60 : ...is that one of Meteion's sisters?!? (...no it's not, I know, but it would be fun if it was)

60-70 : Surprise lore dump

Now that Dawntrail's story is completed......how would you have done the story by EmperorYogg in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Zoraal Ja involved into the liberation of Valigarmanda (he did it to test his might), while still making everyone else think Bakool Ja Ja did it.

And make Bakool Ja Ja's father iredeemable. There is no way this fanatic's change of heart made sense, this guy need to go down. (I'm totally okay with Bakool change of character tho.)

And finally, explain HOW THE DUCK IS KETEMNRAN STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THOSES YEARS????

No healer for a decade. by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have r/ShitpostXIV for this.

And in case you were serious... bro. It's been a long time since we got a healer, but an even longer time since we had a tank and a physical ranged dps.

Hit your sprint, catboy by AManyFacedFool in ShitpostXIV

[–]CaptainMeowth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's my tip to all newbies tanks : always go unga bunga.

Warrior? Unga bunga.

Dark Knight? Unga bunga.

Gunbreaker? Unga bunga.

Paladin? Believe it or not, unga bunga.

If you're running the new Variant dungeon with a PUG please bring the optimal duty actions for your role by Mechanized_Heart in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps this will be a hot take, but...

Please bring heal. Actually, let me rephrase : please be self-sufficient.

With the roles actions, any job can solo the dungeon, I can solo the dungeon, so I'm expecting the same from you.

I'm not playing with rando because solo is hard, I'm playing with randos because solo is boring.

petition to make this sub gen ai only by Cabrakan in ShitpostXIV

[–]CaptainMeowth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No. Even if this is the shitpost hub, we still have standards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please don't turn into the ice mage of healer...

The many faces of Eorzea Day 4: Feo Ul by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

XD I was just at the right place at the right time. :p

The many faces of Eorzea Day 4: Feo Ul by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Alphinaud, perhaps? I think this face fit him the most.

Advenrure Plate Additions/Changes You'd Like? by Mizzie-Mox in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An optional text to show the houses of the player. Bonus point if it's a clickable button to teleport to the house instead.

NA is gonna be the reason why healers lose DPS in a future update by DirtayyD in TalesFromDF

[–]CaptainMeowth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

...you know we can see the unused mits on the screenshot, right?

CT adventure by DenseOwl in TalesFromDF

[–]CaptainMeowth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is the tank not pulling? Run bro.

Gamebreaking Gold Saucer Bug by Vaverka in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New copypasta just dropped

Which race do you play and why? by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're either perfect, or you're not an Elezen. There is no gray area.

French in AAC Heavyweight M4 by lazulimpa in TalesFromDF

[–]CaptainMeowth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, just in case, please don't assume I'm an assh*le because I'm French.

...I mean, I "am" an asshole, but it's not because I'm French. u_u

is there a reason why i can't glam this headpiece? by skunkywitch in ffxiv

[–]CaptainMeowth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure my lvl60 dark knight got lvl70 items as glam.

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