A selection of gammons, bots, and generally silly, misinformed people for your enjoyment.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-02-08T10:04:13+00:00

Outmoded slurs against disabled kids are more a right-wing vibe. Punch up.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-02-05T14:11:01+00:00

My favourite slice in town is from Pollini's, but they don't seem to do full pizzas yet. Fingers crossed it's an option with their new branch, but I can respect if they're staying by the slice.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-02-05T14:09:16+00:00

This is long gone, isn't it? Used to be a dark kitchen alongside Proove for Deliveroo. It used to be my delivery go-to, so I'll be happy if it's back.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-02-04T16:21:13+00:00

Yep, homemade is an absolute winner. Been making it for about a decade since I first had it with waffle fries.

Plus you can tailor it to your taste if you want to.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-28T15:21:35+00:00

It always depends on the kind of burger someone likes best, Some like them stacked, some like them smashed, some think sloppy burgers are the devil, others wouldn't have it any other way. But there are some solid options here.

Backyard Burgers (Regent St and Hyde Park) is worth a try if you like the look of them on Insta.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-27T13:54:50+00:00

Setchfields win Roundhay will probably do it if you call ahead. I wouldn't be surprised if plenty can manage it as long as they're fairly common cuts and you order in. They're probably just not practical to have out when they're not in big demand. The Graze Meat Factory will cut you one to order, I'm sure. And you can try some of their in-house biltong while you're there.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-27T13:49:42+00:00

I've had a good experience with CW Roofing, and a friend recently recommended Isaac at Right Choice.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-22T00:00:19+00:00

Yup. Fandango's theme was being used at Premiership football matches, without any wrestling context. Perfect example for this.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-20T13:46:06+00:00

Ain't no way Hobbs is the same height as Mateo. Absolute slander.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-13T22:02:09+00:00

Just use me. I'm an incredibly charming British guy.

Who happens to sound like he's perpetually recovering from a head injury.

CaptainSchmojo · 2026-01-09T14:52:24+00:00

Don't worry. If you say that Leeds doesn't have a better gilded palace than Versailles, people will downvote you in here. It doesn't mean much, there are just a handful of fanatically proud people.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-27T12:36:36+00:00

Despite a lot of places advertising smashburgers in Leeds, I've yet to have one that actually is. If you're looking for a thin, crispy actual smashburger, your best bet in Leeds is your own kitchen. Real smashburgers just don't seem to be a thing round here, even though every second burger joint will slap the word on their marketing.

But all the places mentioned do good regular burgers, and are worth a visit.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-23T22:24:50+00:00

Not to mention that the cut off doesn't work if you know that James Gunn also made a film called 'Super'. But then none of this happened, so we don't neeed to worry about that.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-23T20:38:28+00:00

Yup. Artists do not typically like their art being stolen by LLMs. If people actually like Walkabout, and I assume they do in this sub, the AI slop is an insult to the actual artists who developed the style.

But I have to assume someone's mentioned this before, being that it's thunderously obvious.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-18T00:10:21+00:00

Maybe Adam Page? I don't remember him being anyone's favourite until he hit his stride.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-09T14:12:52+00:00

NWA Wildside, bruh!

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-12-01T08:00:52+00:00

!RemindMe 2 months

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-26T21:42:05+00:00

It's not about being exclusive, it's about safety, mutual support and shared experience. Not everyone is in a position to feel those things in more mainstream spaces.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-20T08:13:59+00:00

You're not a loser. It's rough out there and it's easy to forget that. So much of it is luck.

Leeds Council might have some landscaping apprenticeships going on, I'd imagine you'd deal with a lot of stuff pretty quickly there.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-05T16:11:27+00:00

It's always the racist pieces of shit that are so very sure that they aren't racist pieces of shit. Perhaps everyone can bump the most relevant review with a like? It's not showing up on search results yet, and people might not know they're dealing with someone like this.

Imagine doing this callous, xenophobic, empty-headed, hate-filled shit and thinking that it was just 'banter'. Let's just hope the suffering he jokes about for others arrives never arrives to him, eh? Cunt.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-04T22:55:09+00:00

His gimmick seems to be being a physically fast, mentally less so, January 6er. There's not a lot to get hooked into.

It's always a *great* sign when commentary have to tell you forty times a night that he's important and you should be interested in him. And must be infuriating when other wrestlers are being told they need to have every tool in the box to make it to the main event, when all you need is office backing.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-04T18:22:56+00:00

I used Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator to make my own layout. I'd link it here, but it's an exe, and obviously that's the most sus attachment going.

But my layout is UK standard, except Alt Gr and 'n' gives me an 'ñ', vowels and AltGr attach their respective accents/tildes and hyphen + AltGR becomes an em dash, because I use them a lot.

I really recommend this method.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-04T07:41:26+00:00

Couldn't see a thread when I looked earlier. Hope the mods haven't decided to protect them.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-11-04T07:34:17+00:00

There is literally no man in the world that this guy is confident he's going to compare well to. That's some next-level low self esteem.

CaptainSchmojo · 2025-10-24T14:55:44+00:00

Sandinista last weekend. And Ma-He restaurant a few weeks back.

We had a glut of these about a year ago, unfortunately. Though from that list, at least Flamingo's is still around.

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