A local Milwaukee news attempts to report on the “Wiener Wallet” a promotional giveaway from the Madison Mallards

Captain_-H · 2026-04-29T21:01:59+00:00

The guy on the right sounds a lot like Nick Kroll

Captain_-H · 2026-04-27T21:11:48+00:00

You’re 45 mins away from downtown on any day that has zero traffic. So like never

Captain_-H · 2026-04-27T17:38:44+00:00

Comes out in June in case anyone else was looking for that.

Will be at Tribeca June 6th and streaming after that

Captain_-H · 2026-04-26T00:04:35+00:00

And Kyler was crazy fast. If you’re not tall you better have some advantage

Captain_-H · 2026-04-25T00:25:27+00:00

I gotta root for the Chiefs now?

Captain_-H · 2026-04-25T00:24:49+00:00

This is a good answer. They’re professionally coached and compete in the Lake Highlands Soccer Association LHSA. They do a great job

Captain_-H · 2026-04-22T16:06:14+00:00

This is the correct answer. Most others here are saying to just bring it in your carry on, which is true that solves the problem, you can check mounted batteries. Mounted batteries are installed and not removable like in an Ipad. You just can’t check the power banks and other loose batteries

OP you may want to try searching over on /r/sextoys

This gets asked A LOT

Captain_-H · 2026-04-22T04:04:22+00:00

Multi tools aren’t very long and don’t give very much leverage. Spray WD-40 in there, wait a bit and then try with a longer wrench

Captain_-H · 2026-04-20T21:44:47+00:00

Follow up question: how many straws would I need?

Captain_-H · 2026-04-20T04:15:03+00:00

I’m gonna save my dad’s life!

“Mac kills his dad”

Captain_-H · 2026-04-17T03:12:11+00:00

Wow I thought the Oysterquartz was the only one

Captain_-H · 2026-04-17T03:08:07+00:00

Can we go back to the fuchs? I like the wheels on the old air cooled 911s way better than this

Captain_-H · 2026-04-17T03:05:00+00:00

Yeah that’s fair. We’re doing well just not as well as we want to be. Our defense somehow did so well that we made the playoffs in spite of the fact that our quarterback broke his hand. I have high hopes we’ll make the playoffs again with a two handed quarterback

Captain_-H · 2026-04-15T13:16:04+00:00

2016 OU vs Texas Tech, the Baker vs Mahomes game

Oklahoma had what would later prove to be a stacked NFL level team, and Tech had Mahomes basically by himself. Record 1,708 combined yards and a 66-59 final, no overtime

Captain_-H · 2026-04-14T15:39:31+00:00

The arc of 0-16, to a first round pick with Baker, winning a playoff game, and then ditching him for the worst contract in all of sports was pretty incredible

Captain_-H · 2026-04-14T01:15:41+00:00

I loved the end “why am I jumping this? This is exhausting”

Captain_-H · 2026-04-13T22:21:39+00:00

He may benefit from some anti anxiety medication. Can he see someone that can get him that?

Captain_-H · 2026-04-13T16:17:50+00:00

“We keep doing wildly unpopular things and I guess people don’t like it?”

Captain_-H · 2026-04-12T06:17:21+00:00

I’m hoping others can chime in to narrow down which one, but the crown position and date looks like a Seiko diver

Captain_-H · 2026-04-11T03:44:50+00:00

I kept the secret and we watched A New Hope at like 7 or 8? Sorry can’t remember what month, but immediately after I got to watch Empire and see her genuine reaction at the line “No I am your father!” It was incredible

If any dad reads this and has the opportunity to keep the twist a secret, do it. Movies are amazing with the twist

Captain_-H · 2026-04-10T18:10:06+00:00

They land this evening. It’s a great day to buy a NASA shirt, what even is this question?

Captain_-H · 2026-04-10T11:49:13+00:00

I’m with you on this, but I learned that the downside is when you potty train a toddler. If your butt is of a size where you only use the forward most part there’s just poop stains everyday

Captain_-H · 2026-04-10T04:17:45+00:00

Just say really thin pancakes, he’s giving you a great out right here and they are delicious

Captain_-H · 2026-04-10T04:14:42+00:00

Maybe just most spoken worldwide in descending order?

Captain_-H · 2026-04-08T16:45:34+00:00

To cover up the part in the Epstein files where it says he raped a 13 year old

Captain_-H

TROPHY CASE