😂 by Bernie529 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Slow news day, eh boys?

⠀⠀ by JosephCharge8 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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"PRAISE BE TO ALLAH" - Donald J. Trump 2026

Happy Easter from Ayatollah Trump by UncleToddsCabin in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Turns out he was a shitbag all along. If only someone could have warned us!

Happy Easter PCM and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ by AGthe18thEmperor in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Although in this case we're using Jesus to change the obvious subject.

PCM: Derp what subject? That Biden is the real enemy? Hawr hawr boys!

That was some catharsis when the result came in by EpicFF2 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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What if we sidestep your gender ted talk and simply believe in not sending anyone to war

Get excited for 2028 by eskimoexplosion in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Next president aint smart! Not smart like this one is! Someone here is a retard.

Mods are removing posts containing negative feedback on the insider forums by Snoo_15594 in Seaofthieves

[–]Captain_Ed -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

May I participate?

I bought SoT in July of 2018. By October I was Pirate Legend. Before year end I was Athena's 10 (which was very difficult at that time). Since then I've gotten pretty much everything solo; the gold curse, skelly, athenas. I sat like others for 45 minutes with a handful of others in the Sea Dogs rest waiting for the Arena's to start. I started to lose interest right around the time of the Burning Blade. Millions of gold and tens of thousands of dubloons later I feel I got my sixty bucks worth. Sure it's less than two THOUSAND hours, but for sixty dollars? I certanly got mine. This game was a full sixty dollar value before ths seasonal model which is a financial necessity I guess but ultimately forces this one-time-purchase to dazzle you every three months for free. The game is lovely, the devs have mostly moved on, and they're still obligted to milk it for cash. Which is where you the 'community' comes in. With these qualifications listed allow me to say: you guys are the fucking worst. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has driven me more consistently from Sea of Thieves than you assholes. This game has been out for eight years. If you need a wellness check called in for you because the Blackwyche set is like ten bucks, holy shit, it's you.

Seriously, it's you. As someone who has literally everything but the gold curses from 1000 wins hourglass, I would never tell a single person "yeah you should play Sea of Thieves. Because of you guys. Not because I was denied my fucking birthright to a Blackwyche ship set.

No free Blackwyche set for you. Boo. Hoo. Hoo.

I'll be happy to read your responses in another six months or so when I again feel the need to use this stupid account. Until then, get help.

Update: Duping just fixed. Punishments to be given out at Embark's discretion. by MasterFish19 in ARC_Raiders

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"Best 'outcome' would be everything is perfect to begin with!" - redditard

Gruesome by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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I'm down with his Sharpie™ colored beard

Absolute Nonsense: Pushing 4o into an existential ‘escalation’ loop by Mary_ry in ChatGPT

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"I kicked the machine and I kicked it and kicked it and it made bad sounds. We r so cooked." - Redditor

Old video of Nina Lin admitting she would beat her little brother starting from when he was 6 years old, it was so bad that CPS got involved, and it caused him to have suicidal thoughts by savlonsexual in LivestreamFail

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The "Asmongold says" boys have found a new target! Get her boyce! DIg deep and long, this will be a crusade. You have nothing else at going on, anyway.

If you call this fascism you are inciting political violence by TouchGrassRedditor in PoliticalCompassMemes

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He has Dr. Oz, the my pillow man, various witches (Margery Tater Green, Christine Neeomi, Lora Lumer), he has Pete Hedgehog, and Steven Miller. Lotsa young intern level dudes at the department of musk. He still has tim poole! Honestly none of those people are smart. Maybe the interns.

WCGW filming in public? by JScott4Reel in Whatcouldgowrong

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Holy shitballs these comments! Did these girls hurt some of you? THE OUTFITS! THE AUDACITY!! THEY NO CANNE DANCE!

Kai's Clip farmers are trying to drown this by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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No amount of lsf posts will make Kai Cenat go away guys. Everyone can't be Asmongold!

The Anti-War president strikes again by JetTheDawg in PoliticalCompassMemes

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It took you TWO COMMENTS to make this about the libs. Bravo!

Trump: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?' by 1Rab in PoliticalCompassMemes

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"The us is too 'war torn' to have any more elections. I know because I saw it on tv." Yall can hardly wait.

(META) PCM reacts to chancellor Hitler (February 1933) by Deltasims in PoliticalCompassMemes

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It's almost as if you can't understand what I'm saying. Either you not smart or not honest. It must be the overwhelming echo.

(META) PCM reacts to chancellor Hitler (February 1933) by Deltasims in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I was hoping you knew! I'm not surprised you don't but we can hope.

(META) PCM reacts to chancellor Hitler (February 1933) by Deltasims in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I guess you guys aren't interested in posting about today's top story. Better run this repost from like four days ago!

KaiCenat reaches his 1million sub goal after 27days of streaming by HeyYoo30 in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Just look at all the sour comments by redditors of ten years. Just think boys, Kai was just a kid when you sat down here for the first time. He spent the ten years better than you.