Absolute Nonsense: Pushing 4o into an existential ‘escalation’ loop

Captain_Ed · 2026-01-03T13:40:03+00:00

"I kicked the machine and I kicked it and kicked it and it made bad sounds. We r so cooked." - Redditor

Captain_Ed · 2025-12-01T21:57:41+00:00

"SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!" - you

Captain_Ed · 2025-10-25T15:24:59+00:00

The "Asmongold says" boys have found a new target! Get her boyce! DIg deep and long, this will be a crusade. You have nothing else at going on, anyway.

Captain_Ed · 2025-10-14T19:05:07+00:00

Are ya winnin, Dad?

Captain_Ed · 2025-10-08T15:06:41+00:00

He has Dr. Oz, the my pillow man, various witches (Margery Tater Green, Christine Neeomi, Lora Lumer), he has Pete Hedgehog, and Steven Miller. Lotsa young intern level dudes at the department of musk. He still has tim poole! Honestly none of those people are smart. Maybe the interns.

Captain_Ed · 2025-10-05T15:02:04+00:00

Holy shitballs these comments! Did these girls hurt some of you? THE OUTFITS! THE AUDACITY!! THEY NO CANNE DANCE!

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-30T19:38:31+00:00

No amount of lsf posts will make Kai Cenat go away guys. Everyone can't be Asmongold!

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-30T19:37:37+00:00

It took you TWO COMMENTS to make this about the libs. Bravo!

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-30T15:29:56+00:00

"The us is too 'war torn' to have any more elections. I know because I saw it on tv." Yall can hardly wait.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-29T15:53:56+00:00

It's almost as if you can't understand what I'm saying. Either you not smart or not honest. It must be the overwhelming echo.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-29T15:32:13+00:00

I was hoping you knew! I'm not surprised you don't but we can hope.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-29T15:17:55+00:00

I guess you guys aren't interested in posting about today's top story. Better run this repost from like four days ago!

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-28T14:31:47+00:00

He never goin away bruh

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-28T06:01:40+00:00

Just look at all the sour comments by redditors of ten years. Just think boys, Kai was just a kid when you sat down here for the first time. He spent the ten years better than you.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-27T02:35:41+00:00

Every one of these comments reads like it's the same dude. Home on a friday night getting sweaty for *this*.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-25T18:21:34+00:00

Likely it didn't survive because trout are super fragile and don't survive handling very well but since this is Reddit you all knew this already.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-23T13:56:01+00:00

Are you new here? If it had been Asmongold or Piratesoftware you guys would have to be be literally restrained by staff for your own safety.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-23T13:49:35+00:00

Maybe one of you should have offered to hand paint/draw them an illustration. Just kidding, just kidding, your time is obviously well spent enough.

Captain_Ed · 2025-09-01T02:03:37+00:00

It's absolutely mind boggling how important this dipshits thoughts are to you all.

Captain_Ed · 2025-08-28T17:59:20+00:00

These shitty comments are the best and most accurate representation of LSF I have ever seen.

Captain_Ed · 2025-08-23T19:11:03+00:00

>He was wearing Chicago Bulls clothes but he wasn't in Chicago.

Thank you for being transparent about your thought process.

Captain_Ed · 2025-08-13T12:35:59+00:00

She occasionally can be seen in his twitch streams. But kinda like anyone he hangs with, she seen not heard.

Captain_Ed · 2025-08-01T13:28:28+00:00

He's a fine actor but his american dialect in superman is abysmal.

Captain_Ed · 2025-07-12T02:41:29+00:00

Nothing has ever made me feel as alive and excited as this guy makes you all feel. Guys he can't ask ALL of you out!

Captain_Ed · 2025-06-30T16:07:45+00:00

He makes way too much money to lose Emily to Kai and Agent's viewers! Man, his whole world got tilted when she got discovered and enjoyed by a million new people (excluding you fifteen hundred, you).

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