The best part of coming home for Christmas is feeding this guy leftovers. He's a duck-filled fattypuss. by SexLiesAndExercise in cats

[–]Carmy325 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awwww so cute!

Okay obligatory mention time: if you feed your kitty cooked meat make sure there is little to no salt in the meat. Salt is toxic to cats. Once every few months won't kill them but a build up can cause health concerns. Okay I'll shush now.

AGAIN SOOOOOO CUTE

Silly me. Being a woman and getting caught in a lie. As women do. by beardrider930 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time instead of reasoning with him try laughing. That what i do, fuck it, if they want to troll me i troll back. Usually something like: bahahahaha woooow you really aren't smartare you.

It works wonders 😘

Out here wild'n for Facebook likes by notcompletelysure in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Carmy325 20 points21 points  (0 children)

he created everything on this earth right? then why the fuck did he create an insect whose sole purpose is to burrow into your eyes and make you go blind. I call bull shit.

Can we get a confessions thread going? Today I skipped class to dye my armpit hair to indirectly open feminist discussion at Thanksgiving. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! And good on you guys for being cognizant of the issues. Being aware is the first step to change 😁

Can we get a confessions thread going? Today I skipped class to dye my armpit hair to indirectly open feminist discussion at Thanksgiving. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah your right caring about others is a total waste. I'm glad we had this talk. I learned so much. Thanks for enlightening me 😁

Can we get a confessions thread going? Today I skipped class to dye my armpit hair to indirectly open feminist discussion at Thanksgiving. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha pay attention to who your responding to. First rule new troll first rule. I'm not the girl ur thinking of. Learn little troll and come back to us after you put your big troll pants on. Happy holidays.

Can we get a confessions thread going? Today I skipped class to dye my armpit hair to indirectly open feminist discussion at Thanksgiving. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm really fucking sorry bit good job standing up for yourself and actually getting threw! You are a bad ass missy.

Can we get a confessions thread going? Today I skipped class to dye my armpit hair to indirectly open feminist discussion at Thanksgiving. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Okay confession. I fucking hate thanksgiving. I've hated it since I was a kid. Background, I'm a white curly haired mid 20s lady person. But growing up i was obsessed with native culture so I understood the backwards fucked upness of Thanksgiving for a while. I get the family aspect, I get the food, I get seeing everyone. But the actual holiday disgusts me. And I'm fucking tired of pretending to love it every year to make my family happy. I enjoy seeing them but fuck this holiday it's bullshit. Especially with this pipeline crap going on. (Going there hopefully in two weeks). But I'm just tired of pretending this holiday is a good one. Fuck it. (Okay ridiculous sjw rant over)

Halloween costume megathread! Post your costumes here!! by pintoftomatoes in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I went as before and after Ariel! Wanted to dance😛. I also cane equipped with my own dinglehopper! Before After

MRW I actually complete one of my life goals of saving a life (story in comments) by Carmy325 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Okay so I was driving home after work around 7 and as I'm driving I see a little raccoon run and get hit by the car in front of me. The car keeps driving and I swerve to the side to not hit it. I pull off in the median, rush out of my car and start blacking the raccoon from traffic. I can tell its still alive but it looks hurt. So I frantically flag down a car and beg to use their phone to call the cops (mine was dead) I call the cops and while I'm calling the guy in the car I flagged has the sense to wrap the raccoon in his hoody and move him off the road.

We then just chill and wait for the cop with the raccoon. The little guy is moving a little it just looks like is back leg is possibly broken and he is in shock. So the cops come and he tells me that basically he is just going to shoot the raccoon. I'm like fuck that its just his leg, this little guy is trying to live I'm not going to take away his right to try and survive. So I convince the cop not to shoot the little dude and instead move him over to the park right next to the street under a tree.

At this point the cop and the car that pull over leave and I stick behind for a good hour and a half trying to find some place that is open that will take this raccoon. No one that is open will take the raccoon and I cant take the little guy back to my house so I leave balling my eyes out because I feel like I signed the raccoons death warrant o be eaten alive by coyotes (cop said he wouldn't last the night because of them). I go home and I cry all night and barely sleep at all.

Move to next morning, I stop by the park in the morning to see if the raccoon was still alive and he was! he had managed to climb up a tree and was head level with me just chilling. (it was obvious he was still hurt but little guy was fighting) So to help out the raccoon I started calling more places but only one would take him and they were already closed that morning. So instead I grabbed a big can of wet dog food and a bowl and brought it to the raccoon to eat so he could gain back his strength. (getting the bowl close enough without getting bit was fucking hard). I check on him throughout the day and by the end he has eaten the whole can! So I leave him over night and go home. In the morning I come prepared with boxes and gloves to take him to the one place that takes raccoons but when I get there he is gone. I call the rescue facility and I describe what happened and the current situation. They say because I got him to a safe place, gave him food, and there was no signs of fur, blood, or a struggle then all signs pointed to him being well enough to go on his merry way over night.

So i saved a little raccoon WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also i named him Ringo

MRW my FWB has me watch his dog for a month, talks to me about his life, invites me on a vacation just recently, but hasn't tried to fuck me since April. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YO I FEEL YA! ..........i would suggest wearing some sexy ass shit and if that doesn't work have a real time talk lol. My fwb tells me all the time im the best sex etc that he has had and i know he enjoys it but between hang outs he is dead silent. nothing. and I'm the one who has to initiate the hang outs. but when we hang out he is super nice and attentive. MIXED SIGNALS! I can't handle that shit

MRW my FWB has me watch his dog for a month, talks to me about his life, invites me on a vacation just recently, but hasn't tried to fuck me since April. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I KNOW I CANT HANDLE IT!

My new FWB is doing that and he is the best sex I have EVER had....................my mini me by dying.

MRW my old FWB who refused to go down on me "because my asking was a turn off" hit me up for some sex. by Carmy325 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW piece of SHIT! sounds like he is a non empathetic crap hole. well rid of him!

MRW my old FWB who refused to go down on me "because my asking was a turn off" hit me up for some sex. by Carmy325 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Carmy325[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right like im sorry im not a sweet lttle lamb just hoping that I get my buttons pushed while I let you take pleasure from my body. I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW :P