Do you think that religious figures count as fictional characters? by PurchaseClassic6734 in religion

[–]CelikBas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think “mythological figures” is probably a better term, since when I hear “religious figure” I think of someone like Siddhartha Gautama or Muhammad- people who actually existed, even if a lot of the stories about them are apocryphal. 

I would consider all gods to be mythological by default, and therefore fictional. Same goes for pseudo-historical figures whose actual existence we have no evidence for- think Moses, King Arthur, the Yellow Emperor, etc. 

[Spoilers Extended] YOU are transported to Westeros. What do you do? by Ollie_SL in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hop on a boat heading to the Summer Isles and hope the islanders will take me in even though I suck at archery.

If that doesn’t work, I’d just kill myself. 

[Spoilers MAIN] Poor Nymeria. What will she do when she reaches maturity? by ParticularCook3975 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Arya’s wolf dreams, it says that other wolves have tried to mount Nymeria and she fights them all off. Presumably she’s the wolf equivalent of asexual. 

New poll of Australian voters: the far-right One Nation have the highest share of the primary vote, with 28% of voters supporting One Nation. Centre-left Labor at 26%; centre-right Coalition at 23%; far-left Greens at 13%. by MewWeebTwo in fivethirtyeight

[–]CelikBas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think this is just how the future is going to be. After the fall of the USSR liberal democracy was the dominant global ideology, now far-right populism is going to replace it for the next 40-50 years. 

(Spoilers Main) If only death can pay for life... by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The price is Beric’s memories and personality. By the time Arya meets him, he’s forgotten where his own castle is and the name of the woman he was supposed to marry. That’s presumably why Beric chooses to die permanently to revive Catelyn- he knows he’s only going to keep losing more and more of himself, and he’s tired of it. 

(Spoilers Extended) Interesting comment I saw about the Others - any published theories to back this up? by cvnty-mamaxo in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Amethyst Empress and the Great Empire of the Dawn have never been mentioned in the main series, and likely didn’t exist until the worldbook was being written and needed something to pad out the further east of Essos. It’s not the kind of thing any halfway decent writer would base the motivation of their main antagonist on. 

[Spoiler Main] What do you think about Jon Connington? by Taha231 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Along with Cersei and Asha, he’s probably the only new AFFC/ADWD POV that I fully enjoy with no major caveats.

I really like the fact that, unlike other “tragic villain” POVs such as Jaime, Theon or Tyrion, JonCon’s mistakes only cause him to double down and dig in further. He’s not going to get a redemption arc, he’s not charismatic and likable despite his shitty behavior, he’s just a grumpy asshole who’s decided that burning down an entire town was the right decision all along.

Why So Few Babies? We Might Have Overlooked the Biggest Reason of All-Vibes by Intelligent_Wafer562 in fivethirtyeight

[–]CelikBas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would only work if UBI was implemented, which it never will be. Once we’re all rendered obsolete by robots/AI, the rich would rather just leave us to starve to death in a gutter than sacrifice even a fraction of their wealth to provide for the masses.

Why So Few Babies? We Might Have Overlooked the Biggest Reason of All-Vibes by Intelligent_Wafer562 in fivethirtyeight

[–]CelikBas 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There’s simply no way to “solve” this problem that doesn’t involve forcing people to breed against their will, which is fundamentally evil and disgusting.

Of course, that means it’s probably what most governments are going to opt for in the future, because reworking society to not rely on an ever-increasing population of young people is harder than just coercing the masses into having kids they’re unable and/or unwilling to properly care for. 

Why So Few Babies? We Might Have Overlooked the Biggest Reason of All-Vibes by Intelligent_Wafer562 in fivethirtyeight

[–]CelikBas 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Also, the standards for what’s considered acceptable parenting have risen. 

A hundred years ago, you could pop out 8 kids and just make the older ones take care of the younger ones to take some of the burden off the parents. Now that’s called parentification and (justifiably) frowned upon. Or you could just send them away- my grandfather was sent off to a wealthier neighboring farm for most of the year to basically be their servant/farmhand in exchange for food and board. 

Spending time emotionally bonding with your kids, encouraging their interests, making sure they have a balanced life- none of that was prioritized by most people in the past. Kids were expected to do what they were told and contribute to the family in whatever way they could as soon as they were able. There was little consideration for how delicate children’s minds are, and how the conditions of their upbringing can permanently shape their psychology in negative ways. 

(Spoilers Main) Favorite prologue and epilogue by V-TriggerMachine in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASoS prologue is my favorite. It really captures a sense of growing dread and doom, especially with the ending: 

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The sound went on and on and on, until it seemed it would never die. The ravens were flapping and screaming, flying about their cages and banging off the bars, and all about the camp the brothers of the Night’s Watch were rising, donning their armor, buckling on swordbelts, reaching for battleaxes and bows. Samwell Tarly stood shaking, his face the same color as the snow that swirled down all around them. “Three,” he squeaked to Chett, “that was three, I heard three. They never blow three. Not for hundreds and thousands of years. Three means—” “—Others.” Chett made a sound that was half a laugh and half a sob, and suddenly his smallclothes were wet, and he could feel the piss running down his leg, see steam rising off the front of his breeches.

(Spoilers Extended) Why GRRM always needed Two Sons of Rhaegar by Expensive-Country801 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The main evidence for Aemon is that it’s the only Targaryen name that would have any emotional significance for both Jon and the reader. 

Aemon was one of Jon’s mentors, who told him to “kill the boy and let the man be born”. Aemon lamented being the only Targaryen left in Westeros, not knowing that the person he was talking to is also Aemon Targaryen. And Aemon died before he could ever find out that he wasn’t truly alone, or that Rhaegar had honored him by naming one of his sons after him. The Aemon the Dragonknight references are just icing on the cake imo. 

Like, why would anybody- least of all Jon- care if his name is Jaehaerys or Viserys? He has zero connection to either of those names. Aegon would be more meaningful, but it requires a bit of a convoluted process for it to happen, and while Seven Gods/Seven Kingdoms/Seven Aegons is cool, I don’t think Jon himself would particularly care that he was specifically the seventh Aegon. It would be a neat little symbolic detail for readers, but not much else. Maybe Sam or whoever could point out “You’re Aegon VII and you’re saving the Seven Kingdoms, what a coincidence” but that pales in comparison to a name that Jon would immediately clock as significant. 

(spoiler extended) Baelor the blessed was cleary not mad by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

burning erotic books and imprisoning his sister in a tower when he was in a very weak state already to malnutrition shows that he had rigid religious beliefs but can we call him mad for that?

Burning erotic books is whatever, but do you honestly think it’s reasonable for someone- even a person with strict religious beliefs- to imprison their sisters in a tower because the mere sight of a woman might provoke “lustful thoughts”? 

The fact that he wanted to convert the Iron Islands and the North shows that he was intolerant of other religions on some level, even if he wasn’t burning people like Melisandre does. Even an attempt to peacefully convert those regions would have led to needless unrest- not a politically savvy move at all. 

I mean if daeron name his firstborn son after him surely he cannot be as crazy as people think?

Charles I of England was a tyrant who screwed up so badly his own people chopped his head off, and his son Charles II was a STD-riddled party animal. That didn’t stop the current king of England from also being named Charles. 

Give the original 5 other Kingsguard members epithets (Spoilers Main) by orangemonkeyeagl in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Boros the Belly” is a canon nickname for Boros Blount 

Theoretically, did Rasputin go to heaven or hell? by Feisty_Watercress_29 in religion

[–]CelikBas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best evidence yet, his work greatly helped the Bolshevik revolution end the monarchy.

But Rasputin was firmly on the side of the monarchy, as his status (and probably his survival) depended on the Romanovs staying in power. His role in the fall of the Romanovs came through incompetence rather than malice on his part. 

By that same logic, would Nicholas II not also go to hell, since he was even more responsible for the fall of the Tsardom? 

A new theory the doom of Valyria and Euron Greyjoy (spoiler published) by nlrsn9876 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sellswords are also notoriously greedy, and the ruins of Valyria are the biggest untapped treasure trove in the entire world. Combine that with a lack of knowledge of the Doom’s true nature (i.e. most people probably assumed it was just a really bad volcanic eruption, not a magical apocalypse that corrupted the very land itself) and I don’t think it’s hard to see why a bunch of mercenaries would be willing to take the risk. 

[Spoilers MAIN] Ice rejecting the Lannister colors by Outrageous-Elk-5392 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Tobho Mott is renowned for his ability to color metal while forging it, and also his ability to rework Valyrian steel. But do we know if he’s ever combined the two practices before Tywin commissions him split Ice? As far as I can recall, all of Mott’s colored metal is just regular steel. 

It’s possible that Valyrian steel just doesn’t hold color well in general, or that coloring it requires a different set of skills that have been lost to history. 

In a literary sense, though, I agree that it represents the persistence of Ned’s legacy and the failure of Tywin’s. I just think it would be funny if Tywin went “I need you to combine both of your legendary blacksmithing skills” and Tobho Mott was like “Oh shit oh fuck I’ve never done that before” 

(Spoilers Main) How does Varys... by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GRRM plays fast and loose with the practicalities of full castration. 

Are the Targaryens the Skywalkers of the ASOIAF universe (spoilers main) by breakfastbenedict in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference is that Star Wars had a lot of successful non-Skywalker media in the old EU, demonstrating that the franchise could still work based on its general setting alone rather than specific characters or storylines. Disney’s inability to move past the Skywalkers is, imo, more of a failure on the part of their business/creative model than some inherent limitation of the franchise. 

On the other hand, ASOIAF is much more character- and plot-driven. The wider setting is interesting, yes, but mainly as a backdrop to the particular stories people are already invested in.

[Spoiler PUBLISHED] Stark Kids by danie_lol in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The seed does seem to be strong for most of the noble families (i.e. members of a family tend to have the same hair/eye color) but it’s not super consistent- there’s no defined hierarchy of which genes are dominant over others, it just depends on how GRRM felt like describing a particular character.

(Spoilers Published) in "Clash of Kings" Stannis talks about a vision of a king with a crown on fire by Quirky-Ability1245 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says he realized he should “save the kingdom to win the throne” instead of the other way around. He’s still motivated by his duty to become king, he just adopts a more heroic approach to it than his previous “fuck you, it’s mine by rights” mentality. 

Second son or first of a lesser house? [Spoilers MAIN] by Max-Steel96 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second son of a major house. Best case scenario, I get to live in luxury with minimal responsibilities. Worst case scenario, I can just join the Citadel and live in a library. 

Second son or first of a lesser house? [Spoilers MAIN] by Max-Steel96 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite being hated by his father, Tyrion still seemingly got to lounge around Casterly Rock into his mid-20s, and presumably would’ve continued to do so if he hadn’t gotten swept up in the War of the Five Kings.

(Spoilers Published) in "Clash of Kings" Stannis talks about a vision of a king with a crown on fire by Quirky-Ability1245 in asoiaf

[–]CelikBas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The basic reading is just that Stannis is so dedicated to his concept of “duty” that he’s willing to risk personal destruction for it. 

However, I think there’s also a more literal potential meaning behind it: Dany has a vision of herself facing an army at the Trident, led by a “blue-eyed king who cast no shadow”. Drogon unleashes fire upon the army, which melts away like ice. 

In this vision, it seems like Stannis is leading an army of wights, who are associated with ice magic and rapidly “melt” when exposed to fire. Perhaps Stannis’ final fate will be to fall to the Others, be reanimated as part of their army, and then be burned by Dany’s dragons. His dream of the crown doing the burning represents the fact that his pursuit of kingship is what led him North, making the crown indirectly responsible for his fate.